Me, trying to play a phone game: Urgh I am fat thumbing this so bad. My partner: Put it in some spanks. Me: ... Partner: ...for thumbs they're called "thanks." Y'all. Come get him.

This is probably the funniest popup I've ever read in the Civilization franchise. #civvii #gamersky

When you check the radar and it looks like the Alaskan Bullworm is invading the state.

His mama called him sleepy, so he face planted into his little paws. Awwww. #cats #catsky #petsky

It’s crazy that if you get good grades they let you raw dog ADHD your whole life

Maybe Groudon has a skill issue, idk 🤷

Stress and anxiety built up over time can be weird especially if you’re “high functioning” b/c you don’t realize how much you carry with you, whether it’s tension in your body, mental capacity or emotional weight so when it’s gone even for a little you’re like “wow how did ever let myself get here”

yeah I'm ableist (have at least one disability yet still insist on holding myself to unrealistic expectations)

I was JUST talking about this on here 🤨

Finally 👏🎇🎆🍾 A worthy wonder pick, after all these years! #pokemon #pokemontcgpocket

Gotta say. Every new report of a protest is a huge hit to my dopamine/copium today.

What the fuck it's super bowl Sunday that's like the third time already this year

I am devastated by sadness and fear today. I'm trying to talk myself down without substances involved. I keep telling myself... It is a hard, ominous world right now. I've been morbidly sick and wasn't taking my proper meds. We had to put down a pet yesterday. This will all pass. It's just a slog.

transgender puberty

I was thinking about my PTSD therapy appt later and typed a random thought into Google: opposite of trauma. The one and only antonym? Healing. Just... Healing. I'm not crying, you are! ❤️

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

Fellow gays, I love you but if you keep supporting any Harry Potter crap, I’ll come to your house and choke you.

I'm never going to forgive the people and politicians who sat silently while Trump sicced the entire federal government against trans people.

I place my root chakra in defense mode and end my turn

Partner: "...the guy was trying to film the snow but he kept getting distracted by those birds you like, the ones that go dootdootdoot doot...." Me: ".................! Woodcocks?" Partner: "Yeah those guys! So anyway..." 🤣 I love him. He didn't even have to do the dance. #inat #birds #birdsky

The Good News: I finally got my partner to agree to an ADHD screening!! The Bad News: He made it halfway through the forms to fill out online and fucked off to reddit, YouTube, discord, and everything else. 😩🤣🤣🤣 #adhd #neurodivergent

This face is filled with hate. Not “my heart going out to yours” or an accident. This is the face of hate. “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell’s “1984”

good morning. do not give into despair. do not isolate yourself in your grief and terror. let people see you. be a small light in the dark. draw the other light to you. there is no way forward alone. to go far, we must go together.

I'm still new to EMDR therapy... It's been one day and I can't stop thinking about the ominous locked case she brought with her. She said of it "we build your file in here. Only I have a passkey. None of what we put in this will be online, and when we're done, it's shredded." 1/

Me in the middle of a liquor store in Arkansas: FINLAND SAYS TRANS RIGHTS!! 🇫🇮🏳️‍⚧️😤✊ Long drink is amazing, btw. #trans #finland #finnsky

Good news is that they said they expect everything to go about exactly as it did during his last term and that stockpiling wasn't necessary but that due to things, if it calms anxiety for folks, they are willing to prescribe so that you can stockpile.

Just on my way to my underground hrt appointment in a red state, ready to ask the hard questions about the state of things and what to expect--if they recommend stockpiling medication and how, etc. #trans #redstate #america

Trump White House's first trans executive order is out. I'll be reading over it here and going through line by line to help you make sense of it. You can find it here: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Isn't today the day my lunacy is supposed to end? Or was that tomorrow?

I went in for an EMDR therapy intake and came out of it with a praise kink. How's your week been?

If you see it, do it 🫧 - name: matthew - pronouns: he/it - height: 5'6"/167cm - sexuality: bi/pan (masc bias) - sign: Aquarius 🏺 - piercings: 0 - tattoos: 0 - fav color: grey and teal - fav drink: salty dog - fav animal: moose and reindeer - mbti: intj

Who's your celebrity birthday twin? Answer w/ a pic/gif only

And LO, on the third day, Jam Jesus returned to His people! 👏👏 (found unconfiscated by management.) #retail #work #entrylevelantics

I forgot to show off my first check-outs from the library 😄 I've wanted to read Blankets by Craig Thompson since I found Habibi over a decade ago. I've made it exactly ONE CHAPTER and it's already hit me like a truck. Phenomenal work. #booksky #comics #graphicnovels #library

Rolling Stone out here doing what other national outlets aren't: telling it like it is

Update on the poor bastards.

Jam Jam has been confiscated by management. 💔😩

Our yard skeletons are as surprised to see this heavy snow as we are. 💀🌨️ #snow #winter #winterweather #arkansas

Yeah I'm LGBT+ and the T stands for TMI 💪

I cannot ever manage a serious picture of my void 😒 #cats #petsky #catsky

I once got a message that I was sending out a freshly hatched pokemon "to War." 😩😂

9 year-old girl spent two days at her grandma’s house hand making some of her #PokemonTCGpocket decks for her and her brother to play. This is simply adorable! ♥️🥰😍

I didn't have "you look like Italian Renaissance Jesus" on my compliment bingo card this year, but here we are. Hell yeah. 🤘

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

Our department has adopted a new mascot through popular consensus, and it's been hitching a ride on random carts for a week. I won the custodial lottery today, so meet Jam Jam.

This board game is pretty sick! (I'm not just saying that because I'm currently winning, either.) #gamersky #boardgames

Oh thank everything, Meta is going back on their "AI generated profiles" bullshit. I only saw one of them and it was virtue signals and buzzwords galore, extremely creepy vibes. It was like "queer mother of two!" and "Look at this coat drive I organized!" 😑 You could do a real coat drive, you know.

I am listening to the real world equivalent of that damn breasted boobily meme. 😩 If you turned the misogyny into a drinking game, it would *kill* you. Like, can't mention a female character without horny posting about their curvy figures and staining their manuscript a crusty white. #booksky

My partner accidentally found the name of the genre my main series is written in: Bangsian Fantasy, which is fiction specifically set in the afterlife. It has surprisingly few books in it. Until now, I'd been lovingly calling it "Reaper Isekai" lmao #writersky