I, for one, will never forget when Venezuela brought the Twin Towers down with fentanyl on 9/11.

Crushed to see photos of Alf smoking cigars with Steve Bannon on Epstein Island.

And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.

You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...

The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.

Find a man who will look at you like this

Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection

I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.

"I need to commune with Nature" 19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book. 20th century: Goes camping for the weekend. 21st century: Watches cat video on phone.

There a word yet for a person who has clearly spent too much time interacting with AI and now always barks commands at people and generally responds inappropriately to actual humans? I'm proposing "AI-hole"

Still can't believe this actually happened...

Trump's "Smash Tylenol" campaign just the latest effort to eliminate the Four Pests of America: vaccines, Tylenol, windmills, and solar power.

A: What are you in for? B: Mocking.

the Trump administration told The New York Times that IUDs, hormonal implants, and the Pill are actually abortions open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...

Are you pro-Charlie Kirk or hyper-pro-Charlie Kirk? Like for first option, retweet for second.

[Liberal watches Hitler give furious, rambling speech in a beer hall]: "I may disagree with him, but he's doing politics the right way."

I, for one, will never forget when trans and anti-fascist ideology did 9/11.

Our long national Cracker Barrel logo nightmare is over.

The most profound, heart-wrenching moral decision we seem to make today -- the Sophie's Choice of late capitalism -- is which social media platform to post cat gifs from.

On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout. On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar. This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media. Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵

Eating a bucket of radioactive shrimp right now to own the libs.

i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.

My fridge needs more AI.

The 19th century gave us new archetypes: the Cowboy, the Robber Baron, the Mad Scientist. The 20th: the Flapper, the Private Eye, the Rock Star. The 21st? Probably the Incel, the Kidult, the Tech Bro. Depressing.

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

Trump’s tariffs could be one of the biggest contributors to economic inequality in American history. The money raised by them will allow Trump to achieve his aim of slashing taxes for the wealthy. Meanwhile the cost of the tariffs will be paid by working people through increased prices.

the USA built a system of higher education so good that smart/rich people from across the world came here, spending billions to learn here, subsidizing education for Americans while spending money to live in our cities and towns. our government arbitrarily decided we should stop doing that

Sanders's first resolution -- SJ Res 41 -- would have blocked the sale of tens of thousands of fully automatic assault rifles to the Israeli government. It failed 27 to 70. Thank you to these 27 who voted YES. www.senate.gov/legislative/...

NYT: Temper tantrums, thrown toys, drooling -- this starving toddler is no angel.

"We have since learned new information, including from the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp that Anne Frank was suffering from typhus, and have updated our story to add context about her health problems."

The NYT wants you to note that the baby died *with* starvation, not *from* starvation.

For some perspective: The recent earthquake off the coast of Russia has been revised to M8.8, which would tie the 2010 Chile and 1906 Ecuador quakes as the 6th strongest earthquake ever recorded. USGS source: www.usgs.gov/media/images...

what this is, above all else, is the biggest green light we’ve ever seen for Dem primary challenges the Dem base is deeply, deeply angry at the party for not doing more to oppose Trump and the door is wide open for anyone who is serious about doing more on that front

Trump's Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick just relaxed export restrictions on AI chip manufacturers AMD and Nvidia. Lutnick's family business empire holds a combined $1.1B stake in both companies. "Conflict of interest" is an understatement.

I wonder if leaders will ever admit that smearing all protests to stop the genocide actually contributed to the genocide. Will there ever be that level of self reflection and honesty or are we just going to get fake surprise like this after mass death.

Got back from China recently and I just want to reassure you that things are obnoxious, deranged, and depressing there, too -- but in a totally different way -- so that was refreshing.

You have to bear in mind that this is with all channels screaming for the past 7-8 years that holding the position that Israel does anything bad enough to merit action is just unreconstructed racism and the government trying to make this position illegal to express.

Taking a break. Back later.

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

Ok, Karen.

Monstrous: "They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."

IDF soldiers ordered to shoot deliberately at unarmed Gazans waiting for humanitarian aid www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets? I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.

Looking forward to the Dem '28 campaign message: "We will bomb Iran competently."

I can't imagine why some people are turning to socialism. It's inexplicable.

what if you have good jokes

If I may be a contrarian here I'd argue that the victory of a democratic socialist is not "like a spiritual Kristallnacht."

NEW: The CDC's vaccine safety office is hiring the former head of an anti-vaccine group founded by RFK Jr., officials say.

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

The goal is clearly to ensure that tourists just stop coming to the US, I guess.