because I know y’all can’t click and read

"Alright Mac, you're gonna have to kill this guy."

"Now don't forget Mac baby. He called you little"

Five nights at Freddys guy can continuously donate to republicans, jk Rowling can ruin entire branches of politics with a hatred legal defense fund, but the digital circus and Steven universe creators were queer and made choices fans didn't like and for that they get hate campaigns to ruin them.

Going to get into game design because I just came up with a character called a Lycanthrowpe which is a werewolf that throws you

If you'd like to join them I certainly won't stand in your way: www.patreon.com/bransonreese

Huge and sincere shout out to all of the Swan Boy patreon subscribers. I've only been able to afford to go to a five days a week update schedule because of their support.

The Tim Heidecker cameo was truly inspired. There's knowing your audience, and then there's this.

There's no such thing as a bad episode of These Those but this is a *very* good episode of These Those

oh wow just noticed something

Also because he didn't fuckin' do it, I swear we've turned this guy into a cult hero despite him not actually being the actual perp it's crazy. Everyone forgets that he didn't have the same jacket, backpack, or eyebrows as the dude who was in the literal video of the assassination.

Idk man I didn't see any of this stuff when I was there. I didn't get terrorismed even a little

A thank you note/love letter/commentary on art for anyone interested

everyone is talking about Swan Boy's hot mom today, as they should, but let's have a moment for the incredible corporate mural in the background of the first panel

Andrea Dandolos is one of the best characters in comics

My job sure involves a lot of not playing Mass Effect

I've never felt deeply compelled by purpose, never felt like I had a dream job to aspire toward, but sometimes I get the feeling deep down that God wants me to smoke cigarettes despite not having had one in like a decade

RIP Tom Kane So many great performances but Professor Utonium is the best of the best to me. The punchline to this scene has been a part of my lexicon for ages.

Egg sausage toast OJ $5 tip

this one makes you think. very philosophical.

Saw several posts about Grogu. Not sure what's going on there but maybe this will help: swanboy.com/comic/mandal...

I love the weekend, the happy shouts of neighborhood kids out in the street playing Poe Dameron and the Resistance.

the artist was banned from the cave for violating the ToS

Once a year this meme will return from the grave and I’ll post it every god damn time!!! #ACSpeaks

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Grogu Are Dead

For the record, this proposal specifically targets gender identity. You have until May 22nd to submit a comment

Found this post on reddit and the last bit nails it: “Please don't remember her for the horrific end to her life. Remember her for who she was, a true blessing. To everyone around her.”

You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!

Everyone Hates Stumpcat but I love him

Hey Everyone! I can finally share what I've been working on! "Everyone Hates Stumpcat" is now up for public viewing #art #furryart youtu.be/wyZ9h9KXaGU

any argument about people's responsibility to be on twitter is immediately overruled by the fact that there is a Nazi robot built into the site that strangers can use to make non-consensual AI porn of you being sexually assaulted

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

I’m not going to stop publishing smut. Erotica is a legitimate art form. Comics erotica has a great deal of demand, and an underserved audience. This move is beyond bullshit, but not entirely unanticipated.

So fucking much for the “Kickstarter After Dark“ newsletter, I guess. I heard about that launching and thought it was a positive sign. Guess I was hoodwinked.

It's gonna rule when people pull this down Sadam statue style

Bumper crop of zoo pics

Nothing says summer like an above room temperature public bathroom

Swanboy edging readers by teasing two things they most want to see: sexy furry women and Noel dead in a ditch

removing this guy from his position is the single most important errand facing American politics at present. the amount of damage he's doing is almost incalculable.

counting crows, smashing pumpkins its a freaking halloween jamboroo over here

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There's nothing inherently wrong with the "Bugs is minding his own business until an asshole pushes him to the brink" formula on its own but when it became an ironclad law in the 50s, his character started to wither. A lot of his best shorts are where he's the aggressor. He's also an asshole!

Daffys very role is an unpopular opinion. Chuck Jones said that “Bugs Bunny is who we want to be but Daffy is who we are”: vain, self-centered, terrified at the world and the judgments of others, this plucky duck represents the very darkness at the heart of man’s soul as he struggles against entropy

I would say this episode is made in a lab to appeal to me specifically but I know the whole fanbase are the same kinds of sick freak I am

He's melting