Following Wimpy’s example, Popeye has also cast aside harmful gender norms.

It tracks that Wimpy is uninvested in the patriarchy.

Getting a “Good Burger” / “Sinners” double feature in tonight.

Wonder if J. Spaceman would’ve let them license “Lay Back in the Sun” for the Samson/Kelson scenes?

In my seat now for “28 Years Later: the Bone Temple!” When I walked in, the cashier clocked as exactly the kind of weirdo who wanted to pay in cash.

Reading the third volume of the complete “Popeye” collection from Fantagraphics, and J. Wellington Wimpy has repeatedly cracked me up. An oddball, all-American original.

If you're looking for something to dislodge that Gordon Lightfoot earworm, tomorrow is ALSO the 50th anniversary of Patti Smith's debut album. Like Bruce Springsteen says, starts with "probably the greatest opening line of anyone’s debut album in rock ’n’ roll." This is a fun piece:

Some astonishing numbers in here: -OpenAI loses $2 for every $1 it makes -OpenAI projects annual losses of $14 billion by 2026 -To break even OpenAI needs to increase revenue 25x in just 5 years -33% of VC portfolios are committed to AI -5 AI-heavy stocks account for 29% of the S&P 500's value

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Realized at the end of the (excellent) Lilith Fair documentary that I’ve spent 25 years thinking Sarah McLaclan was Joan Osborne.

Great to see this posted in @mcsweeneys.net . Ralph wrote some funny pieces for a humor site I ran in the Cretaceous era.

I am a jazz dummy, but Jerry Garcia had to listen to Grant Green right? Plenty of similarities in the structure of the riffs; it's a fun echo.

“Alien Earth” delivered a genuine “holy shit” line last night. Some of the choices in the first couple episodes seemed far-fetched, but they’ve had consequences, and the show’s done a great job plumbing them.

I’ve spent the past three years establishing pollinator gardens at our kids’ elementary school, and today a wasp stung me by the side door, so this is apparently my supervillain origin story.

Just finished “Vera, or Faith” by @shteyngart.bsky.social —what a beautiful, funny book. More than any writer, he keeps capturing our moment.

Smart, comprehensive take from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social at @404media.co on the race to the bottom inherent to "AI journalism." www.404media.co/the-medias-p...

another hidden/externalized cost and form of theft in AI is the bots for Meta etc are blowing up site hosting charges of pages they're looting for information to take credit for. profits go to meta and others, made possible by costs spread to all the operators of sites they're crawling to steal from

This from @jonathanrheaps.bsky.social “God’s mercy…spared a group of men in the dark of the Montana Territory the indignity of forgetting their humanity for a while.” Like I was looking for a better holy miracle but this is the immense one, there and gone churchlifejournal.nd.edu/articles/dea...

FB has announced they're removing old "Live" videos, so I've spent the morning downloading video from my time at Shedd Aquarium, which includes BTS time with sea otters and dolphins and sawfish. That was a special experience with some pretty amazing people! www.facebook.com/100064820467...

Tom Humberstone's excellent comic about the Luddites' history. thenib.com/im-a-luddite/

There’s a lot going on, and most of it seems bad, but Poetry Foundation is still posting poems of the day, and sometimes they’re pretty good. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...

Sad to hear about the passing of David Thomas, a creative force and rock-and-roll original. Back in 2016, I wrote about a very late night seeing Rocket from the Tombs at @emptybottleyt.bsky.social . Thomas was grouchy on stage, but they killed on "What Love Is." magazine.nd.edu/stories/out-...

Very excited to have a short story, "Are You Feeling Brave?," published in the latest issue of Cleaver Magazine. It's about a broke kid trying to tough his way through a situation that's bigger than he should have to deal with. www.cleavermagazine.com/are-you-feel...

Beautiful poem of the day at Poetry Foundation has me diving down the chapbook rabbit hole. Now I’m throwing first saves of creaky publisher websites toward @waybackmachine.bsky.social . You can read it at www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/152834...

Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

Lindsey is right that it's important to remember that the bigots trying to take away rights from transgender people are weird losers.

Check out my interview with Filmmatic.com on my contest winning Sci Fi TV pilot "Hereditary"! www.filmmatic.com/post/craig-b... #amwritingfantasy and sci fi 💗🧙‍♂️⚔️

If you enjoy my Bluesky bullshit, come on out to see it live! I'm a co-writer of "Now That's What I Call F-ck It," a new sketch comedy show happening every Friday night in March at 9 at The Second City in Chicago. Get your tickets now:

Just found out the leotard is named after an actual guy, and it’s giving me real “John Backflip” vibes.

In (what feels like) week six of watching “My Fair Lady.” Henry Higgins’ character has not improved. I am dreading the inevitable turn to romance.

My favorite part about cutting mangos is eating the remaining fruit around the pit like a cheeky little monkey.

I didn’t go to the best high school, but I can tell you that Henry Higgins would have been allowed to call some girl “a bilious pigeon” exactly once.

LCD Soundsystem's debut album turns 20 today so throwback to the time I made Stephen Malkmus listen to it for the first time. www.vice.com/en/article/s...

“The Köln Concert,” some of my favorite music ever recorded, was performed 50 years ago today. I wrote about it once, for a website that tragically no longer exists. deadspin.com/kind-of-weir...

Cannot say enough about how good the Martian series of Revolutions is. The latest is propulsive, cinematic, staggering, and charged with possibility podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

Wonderful “overlooked obituary” from the New York Times about a cartographer who developed an atlas of Middle Earth. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/13/o...

Yaa Gyasi's "Transcendent Kingdom" offered a beautiful, painful look at the impact of addiction on families. It captures the "good kid" surrounded by addiction, one with the heartbreaking sense that they can save everything by being perfect. www.jamesseidler.com/book-review-...

Do you think an intern in the Catholic Church has ever been assigned to knock together a few thoughts on “robot Jesus”?

I forced my children to watch half of the 1951 version of “King of Kings” tonight, which has been the extent of their religious instruction to date. … High Windows

Got a used CD of “As Good as Dead” yesterday, so I’ve been cruising around the Region like a real High-Fiving MF.

Got my annual bloodwork (as basically required by my employer), but they coded it wrong, so I’m spending 40 minutes on the phone disputing a $250 bill. I am grateful *someone* is watching out for unnecessary services.

This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.

Attaching Dungeons and Dragons stamps to sympathy cards is a real bummer. This drow swashbuckler is…sorry for your loss, I guess?

I just spent 40 minutes trying to untangle “net style” lights, which seems like the kind of task you’d give Bruce Banner if you wanted to confirm the Gamma radiation was really out of his system.

Top 0.5% listener for Dan Deacon—I’ll take it!

Just finished watching Notre Dame-Creighton on the treadmill—trying to really max out how punishing I can make my workout.

I’m not buying that Cooper Rush isn’t Andy Dalton.

Sad to read about bands who seem to be "making it" but are still broke and scrambling. It's probably a good thing my artistic ambitions never gained much traction.

Hey, remember that really stupid idea I had a few weeks back? A six-and-a-half-hour supercut of live "Marquee Moon" solos? I finished it and wrote about it here.