When you work in advertising, this is when you know the campaign worked

Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino personally participated in an ICE raid at a laundromat in the city. However, the owner locked the doors and refused entry, which halted the operation at the site. Chicago

Tilly Norwood died a dinosaur stepped on her they are real in the AI world

Looks like Sinclair valued keeping ABC football coverage more than their fake Jimmy Kimmel - Charlie Kirk outrage

What a wonderful time to be alive when Trump wishes he was dead, and so do the American people

Listen to my Senator

So, apparently, the out-of-control crime was littering???

The fact that it took Aaron Lewis 41 years to realize a song about working class people getting into trouble with the law and being sent to Vietnam isn't a happy one says a lot about his lack of intelligence and insight

Now that they're engaged, let's start a rumor that Travis Kelce's and Taylor Swift's wedding will be the Super Bowl halftime show just to troll every weirdo who complains about a brief shot of her during games

Coming up next on ESPN: The XXL Games

If Trump thought a fed getting hit with a Subway sandwich was bad, just wait until the feds in Chicago are getting barraged with dipped Al's beefs smothered in cheese and hot giardiniera

The Cubs have won 3 in a row against Milwaukee, and James Dobson has gone to Hell. It's been a great week.

RIP Terence Stamp. Of course he was great in "Superman," "The Limey" and so much more. But this scene in "Bowfinger" will always make me laugh:

Scum can be allergic to mold!?

May you live your life with the courage of a waiter or bartender at a pub in small town England

Relax, everyone. It's just Air Show practice. Trump isn't bombing Chicago...yet.

Since Trump so desperately wants to be associated with President Kennedy, can someone please tell him he's allowed to ride around Dallas in a convertible?

We were all hoping the next time we saw Kim Davis' name it would be in the obituaries, right? We agreed on that.

"I'm so happy Trump is letting us be alpha males again. Also, I just peed myself on the way to go look at some trees because some kid rolled by on a loud bike."

So, is this Day 2 of the 40? #Chicago

Especially embarrassing when you consider that 15% of the population is his children

Unpopular opinion: Trump was right to have the National Guard take over the DC police. I mean, a rapist with 34 criminal convictions has been living in the District's most prominent residence since January and nobody has done anything about it.

Ah, crap! Do I have to upgrade from Windows 95 too?

Everyone on the internet will think the umpire kid at the Cubs game is adorable...except the poor bastard sitting behind him

This is sad, not that the Yeti store closed. It's sad that since Double Door closed, the Yeti store opened, stayed in business for 6 years and closed. Meanwhile, the new Double Door on Wilson that we were promised all along hasn't opened yet.

LET'S GO, BUFFALO!!!* * not the Bills

Cool! I want to watch this guy fail again.

Happy 21st birthday to Dave Matthews Band's 800 pounds of poop! You're officially old enough to drink now.

It'd be a shame if they knocked it over and burned it again. Wait, is "shame" the right word here?

Welcome! Stay as long as you need to, Texans.

Is this new Presidential fitness test one you can pass by lying about your height and weight when they book you at the county jail?

Happy TACO Thursday y'all!

Another side benefit of not being a bigoted jackass is that you don't feel fear in places where you're already safe

Letterman was, is and will always be better than you at everything, old man

Rough day for white guys who say, "why can't I say it if they say it?"

When Paramount gives you FU money, you take it and immediately say, "FU." Thank you, Matt and Trey.

Is this the same Paramount that was too broke to keep their #1 rated late night show on the air?

There once was a man who went to Nantucket who saw a couch so nice he could...

We have a winner in the Epstein hot takes race. This is the winner. A perfect 10. You're not going to beat it. Shut it down!

This better not start a trend of the Cosby kids dying before Cosby #RIPTheo

High-five to whoever tricked him into thinking he had to dodge the draft again

Sure, the luxury box sounds great. But nobody ever got busted sitting in the poor seats.

Fitting that Lee Elia died during a weekday game the Cubs were playing in front of motherfuckers WHO DON’T EVEN WORK #RIP

Definitely a unique GoFundMe

James Gunn couldn't order coffee at Starbucks without MAGA calling him a woke, communist jihadist or whatever

How convincing of an actor was Michael Madsen? Well, you thought you saw him cut a guy's ear off in "Reservoir Dogs" when that was off-screen.

Is Diddy still going to have to pay Sting for the "Every Breeath You Take" royalties in cigarette money?

Jimmy Swaggart was a meme before there were memes

Big Balls sacked

I always knew Trump would try to start a dumb war. I just figured it wouldn't be on a Saturday night in the summer when TV ratings are pretty low.