All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: - Dumb guys fighting over a suitcase full of of money - Right person/wrong time romances - A lonesome radio playing in a podunk town - Smartass motormouths talk their way out of jams - Self-destructive perfectionists

How cool is this? My hometown public library. ❤️📚📖

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

We talk a lot about how slowly minimum wage has kept up with inflation, but no one’s talking about how the price for people’s thoughts has remained stuck at a penny for over a century.

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ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg

My favorite of this century (non-US edition)

Paul Newman, Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Thompson, Josh Hartnett, Jeff Goldblum, Robert Duvall, Cate Blanchett

If Spielberg created a meme you can bet it wouldn’t be as much of an eyesore as this.

One nice thing about the Trump era is that it’s revealed how much of the American political, media and economic elite believe in absolutely nothing.

it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.

I knew I shouldn’t have used that @!*$# AI!

Anora > The Substance > Nickel Boys > Dune 2 > Conclave > I’m Still Here > The Brutalist > A Complete Unknown > Emilia Perez > Wicked

I've been having so much fun working on this book with @gigilittle.bsky.social and @kateristau.bsky.social! These two artists are brilliant and we can't wait to get this book in your hands!

Post a female character that you love.

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Today would have been the great Jack Lemmon's 100th Birthday

Listening to my daughter read Harry Potter and half the words I think she’s getting wrong turn out to be wizard gibberish that she’s pronouncing perfectly.

“I’ll de-Nazify shit. But I won’t re-Nazify shit.” A fine principle for these particular times.

What happened by, like, 1986 that no kids get their tonsils removed anymore? Every kid in 1950 got their tonsils removed and now? Not one.

Turns out Hell being hot was also more of a norm than a law.

THE CHOICE The children who were shot in Johannesburg for throwing stones didn’t pick the stones up in Johannesburg. There are no stones there–not even pebbles. They filled their pockets in Soweto and walked all the way. --Toi Derricotte

No one EVER learns the lesson of Surf Dracula

You ride that Samsonite like a bronco into the belly of the airport instead of "letting go" and "trying again"

The whole movie: who stole my pants? Did you steal my pants?

My wife misheard the title of this movie as “Den of Thieves 2: Pants Era” and I’ve been thinking all day about what her version of the movie might be.

My heart goes out to anyone who ever underestimated the deadlift required for their luggage at airport baggage claim. You looked weak and dumb the first time around and then you had to wait for that bad boy to circle back.

Just once, I want someone to compliment me with the same begrudging reverence Pacino uses to compliment the criminals in Heat.

THE STING (1973) is now the oldest American narrative film on Netflix — one of only 5 released before 1980 on the largest subscription streaming service in the U.S. #Streaming #FilmSky

Person w/ glitter on face Jan-Nov: spent the previous night at a strip club Person w/ glitter on face in Dec: spent the previous night wrapping presents

Christmas is supposed to be a time of joy and togetherness... Then you find a typo in the holiday cards you printed and suddenly Christmas is the time to walk into traffic.

I’m prolly alone in seeing the resemblance but I’ve always assumed Glenn Ford was a Beach Boys fan.

“Tiny tots… with their eyes all aglow…”

Shout out to all DoorDash / UberEats / Grubhub folks delivering lunch on this 8° day to all the corporate buildings full of chilly business wusses too cold to get their own lunch.

The problem with studios and financiers: They all want a TERRIFIER 3, but none of them want to make a TERRIFIER 1.

This hit my weak point for massive damage

Clearly.

10 shows to get to know me: (in no specific order) 1. Deadwood 2. Homicide: Life on the Street 3. Mad Men 4. Gilmore Girls 5. Fargo 6. Atlanta 7. The Wonder Years 8. Sesame Street 9. The Sopranos 10. Breaking Bad

Authors of Bluesky (and anyone else), which of the book titles below intrigues you most, sight unseen? 1. “A Big Noise in Burbank” 2. “Hollywood Vapor” 3. “Killing Off Junior Reynolds” 4. “The Pressure Test” #booksky #amwriting #wip

that is a 1994-1998 Daihatsu Hijet and its bed has 3,740 square inches of cargo space. The Cybertruck has 3,672 square inches of bed space

One of my favorite moments in Q&As is when someone asks a long-winded question, and the moderator perfectly summarizes it in ten words for those who couldn’t hear.

I’ve never disarmed a gunman, but I bet it feels a lot like lunging at an angry toddler waving a water glass around.

springsteen songs that should be mario kart courses: thunder road jungleland cadillac ranch atlantic city streets of fire

Really hope that AMC trash can is full of OUTBOUND popcorn and not INBOUND popcorn.

The man could shake the foundation with his glare and light a city block with his smile. He was a rare, colossal talent, who directly contributed to changing the trajectory of my life 20 years ago. I’ll miss him.