Found an Alpha Dratini and managed to catch it on the 10th try 😅 This game is way more unhinged than Arceus.

Got an immediate migraine on seeing this

Quickest shiny I ever got in a Pokémon game (4 hours in).

Moffat owes Bill Potts an apology. Davies owes Belinda Chandra an apology. Chibnall owes *me* an apology.

By now, tutorials should be optional 😮‍💨 #pokemonza

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The more I see of this NPC dialogue the wilder it gets.

It’s worse than that IMO: they have so utterly bullshat themselves into a corner that they can’t get out of it, and are absolutely committed to whatever horseshit and drivel is now required. The only question left is whether this is tactical, or whether they are proper wingnuts who believe it all.

All time classic

Surely the only qualification to do any job is that when you ask Chat GPT to do something in your field, you can quickly spot where it’s fucking up? If you just ask it and trust it, then anyone could do your job, and you’re fired? With AI, the one thing we’ve not had enough of is experts.

a hall of fame editor’s note

This is very heterosexual, the straights are not normal about ex’s

Anyone want a code for Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition on GoG?

Back when posting was good

he's going to work

*brings a tongue to a knife fight*

Nothing's been delivered 😭😭😭

Me waiting for royal mail to deliver Pokemon Z-A

"In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?" "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice."

This may be the worst pokemon design ever. I mean WTF is this 😬

@stefiman.bsky.social and I with the incredible ionnalee on Monday. She's an amazing artist but also such a beautiful person. 😍

Juan Borgia though 🥴👀

Wind Beneath My Wings is the most arrogant song ever written. Thanks for meekly sitting in the background asking for literally nothing you unremarkable cuck.

I think It's time to look for a new job.

With @stefiman.bsky.social at Outernet London

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i've lost the will for you to live

Lockdown was pure bliss 😮‍💨

TIL that the aggro af wasps you see in late summer are worker wasps who have finished their nest tasks and are all out seeking sweet stuff and raising hell for the locals with the last days of their lives while waiting to die, wasps are basically just the insect version of retired Brits in Spain

Instead of diving towards 'common ground' we need to pie more bigots.

Been back at work for 8 hours and my mental health has already taken a fucking nosedive... 🙃

Pokémon Legends Z-A reviews: - GameRadar: 4/5 - NintendoLife: 7/10 - Eurogamer: 3/5 - VG247: 4/5 - Vooks: 4.5/5 - Metro: 3.5/5 - GamingBible: 4/5 - Press Star: 7/10

I really need to win the lottery and retire. It's either that or going insane.

Spice Girls after Geri left 😬

Anyone want a code for XCOM 2 on GoG?

the complete departure of right wing men from actual sex and sexuality for a hallucinatory sexual politics of grievance and whining is really something

When someone plays anything out loud on their phone while in the quiet zone, people should be legally allowed to throw their phone out the window or punch them.

Define your music taste in 8 artists: 1. iamamiwhoami/ionnalee 2. Kate Bush 3. Dorian Electra 4. Slayyyter 5. Meg Myers 6. Florence + the Machine 7. Lady Gaga 8. Fat Dog

A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰 How genocide happened

The goodest boy 🥹 (Go watch this without knowing anything prior)

Started playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood for the first time in over 10 years. It is definitely my favourite of the whole series. Looking forward to playing the Copernicus Conspiracy DLC for the first time. The only thing I really hate are the 100% synchronisation sub-objectives.

@greggernaut.bsky.social here she is!

@hscbjizzwailer.bsky.social this you?

The chatGPT episode of The Simpsons is top tier 🤣