How it was v. how it's going

So what's going on with that kitchen window? I get that maybe it opens the side-to-side instead of horizontally, okay, but why are the blinds behind it? Weird!

The WH steals people’s property constantly and never asks permission. Another example of Trump acting like a king.

The AI video Trump posted of himself dumping shit all over America from a plane was metaphorically the most accurate piece of propaganda he’s put out this year.

Live your life in such a way that 7 million people don’t show up just to tell you that you are an asshole. #NoKings

My jokes are so lame that even I cringe at them lately. 😆

"Rainy City Cars" - my oil painting, 12"x16"

it was the best of times it was the worst of times it was the omg does anyone have a plan for how to deal with all this of times

Our democracy is collapsing in real time. Much of the damage will be irreparable. If you’re waiting to say or do something, you better not wait much longer.

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

#USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MidasMighty #america #Trump #TRUMP #MAGA #FuckTrump #fuckmaga #Anti-Fascist #antifa #AntiTrump #AntiMAGA #tuckfrump #coup #coupdetat #chaos #disorder #fascistfelon #authoritarians #stopthecoup #ConstitutionalCrisis #WokeAF #FightOligarchy

I'm of the minority of men who fill out our profiles on bear411, Growler, Match, etc. with a few photos and information about ourselves. On each, I've written that my husband of 17 years died last year and I'm just now re-entering the dating scene.

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

I know professors personally who have had their lives destroyed by being doxxed by the Professor Watchlist organized by Turning Point USA, for saying the "wrong thing" in class one time. I will not celebrate violence but I also will not pretend this is "practicing politics the right way."

This Nissan looks like it was at the scene of a bukkake. We've all wanted to be in one, right? (Not talking about the Juke)

Y'all… get your cakes pre-ordered, and figure out your celebration posts. I'm telling you, this decrepit hate-filled incompetent pile of whale shit is dying.

You're welcome!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... and so am I

Trump: On war criminal Putin: “I’ve always had a fantastic relationship with him” On sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell: “I wish her well” On pedophile Epstein: “He’s a lot of fun to be with” On J6: “It was a day of love” To everyone who has enabled this evildoer, a pox on you and your houses.

Imagine a grower or a show-er situation, only your perfectly normal-sized softy loses both girth and length the more aroused you become. Hard enough to pound nails, but it's the size of a TicTac. If only...

I was watching an Australian Master Chef episode, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised - Australians normally boo meringue. I’ll get my coat.

Problems my generation were told to fear that were way overblown: • Quicksand • Getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle Problems no one ever warned us about: • Arguing with robots over “unexpected item in bagging area” • Remembering 147 passwords

📌The President of the United States posted a FAKE VIDEO TO THE WORLD of a kneeling Barack Obama being placed in handcuffs, and we are supposed go along like it is just another day. Our press has so completely lost the thread it would be laughable if it wasn't so damn dangerous and disgusting.

If releasing the Epstein list would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

People who say size isn't everything have never had size. 😉

I thought I might sell a bear tank top and some tattered Hugo Boss briefs on Xniffy, but am anxious to do so. What if I get negative feedback??? I don't think I could deal with that sort of rejection!

Do you think he'll stage another fake assassination attempt to distract from the Epstein thing?

If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.

In a perfect world, the bigger a man's gut, the smaller the Speedo he would wear. 🤤

Why is it that letting your penis do the thinking is always something you know is against your best interests, yet so damn fun that you love to let it take over?

You’re Goddamn right it is. Knock off the “There’s nothing to celebrate!” Bullshit.

The diaper thing isn't for me. I mean, if guys want to do it, more power to them. It just has absolutely no appeal to me. Why then are all these diaper fetishists regularly showing up in my new feed? I wish I could filter them all out.

Even if I live to be as old as Mitch McConnell, I will never stop hating Mitch McConnell.

The dog bit was cute for a minute, but it's over. This All-Stars ep. is for the dogs...

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there. 🛑🚸🚧

Sometimes I just can't help myself. #ObamaLove.

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

It's okay if you don't have all your ducks in a row yet. Some of us don't have ducks, we have squirrels hyped up on pixie sticks.

Which Smurf would you most like to blow, and why is it Papa Smurf? Is it because he's the only one with a beard? Or because when you ask him if he's close, he replies, "Not long now!"? (BTW, I'm not really current with the little blue trolls so I'm not confident Papa is the only bearded Smurf).

Cookie Monster looks worried I'm going to eat him. Should he be worried?

I wear this everywhere I go and I have met the kindest, smartest, nicest people. Buy yours here: www.elayneboosler.com/product/not-...

Ginny Boom 💥 is sleepy. So is her daddy.