The first Milwaukee Brewer to use "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse as their walk-out song: I will run my ass to the Team Store and custom order their jersey IMMEDIATELY. This can only be good for business. @brewers.com - just in case you need to pass this along.

CB Bucknor, who is not even looking at the base, ruled Jake Bauers didn't step on first base on his infield single here. He stepped on literally the middle of the base.

I'm happy about it! I'm just confused!!

I love Mini Eric Thames. #ThisIsMyCrew

Look, no matter what happens during this game: my boy is where he is supposed to be (left field) and that's what matters most. 🥰

OMG! @hemminghawing.bsky.social was just on the jumbotron! #ThisIsMyCrew

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

KING. OF. MY. HEART. #YeliBomb #HesSoBack #ThisIsMyCrew

Always relevant:

DL Hall also has a kick-ass walk-out song and I feel like the baseball gods should smile upon that #OpeningDay #ThisIsMyCrew #TheChain

May the baseball gods reward Brandon Lockridge for his excellent walk-up song. #OpeningDay #ThisIsMyCrew

Joey Ortiz has the best walk-up song in the lineup. I will not be accepting questions at this time. #OpeningDay #ThisIsMyCrew

Need more players walking out to Rush.

I'm going to need the people booing the White Sox to kindly chill the fuck out. They're the White Sox. They already have it hard enough. #OpeningDay #ThisIsMyCrew

100 points to whatever Hogwarts house The Miz is in for having "All My Life" by Foo Fighters as his walk out music Amazing. #OpeningDay #ThisisMyCrew

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Happy Fountain Pen Day to all who observe. 😌 🖋️ Here is my purchase from last year's FPD, and the reason I probably won't buy anything this year. 😅

but can Ohtani do ANYthing else? Cook an omelette? Mow the lawn? Read a book with inflection? I don’t wanna hear SPIT

The date is Oct. 17. The Journal Sentinel's Microbrew podcast is debating whether there is a fatal flaw in the Brewers' low-power offense that helped get 90+ wins but went cold in the playoffs. You plug in your headphones and head to Arby's. You've done this before. You will do it next year.

Today I found out that the end of Major League makes me cry *almost* as hard as Field of Dreams. #DoItForUeck

Happy for y’all, Milwaukee. It’s been a bit.

YOU GUYS, HOLY FUCK

10.

They're closing the roof. 😔

TARACHOS ARE BACK!!!!! @airhorns4ever.bsky.social archive.ph/yAs5Z

Brewers friends!! If you are at the game tonight: when you're leaving the stadium, can you please report if you see anything My Chemical Romance-y? Asking for a friend...

Happy Birthday to Willy Adames: The world's coolest Birthday Twin! 🥳 🎉

Back on Bluesky for the first time in... Ugh, months. What did I miss? (I am back to post about Willy's home run. It was amazing. Idgaf, I stood and clapped for him. Doesn't matter who he's playing for. I love to see my Birthday Twin succeed.)

Went back to Ireland and had an EVEN BETTER TIME than the first time I went. 🥰☘️ It sucks that I had to come back home, but my cats live here and I did miss them an awful lot while I was gone.

Remember, kids: if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing. 😌 Happy Easter! 🐰

Happy Easter

The only disappointment tonight is not getting to see Brent Suter 😞 But let's GOOOOOOOOOO Brewers!! #ThisIsMyCrew #BrewSky

GUYS We might have a Raptor sighting tonight. 👀 #ThisIsMyCrew #BrewSky

Look I know things are bad for everyone right now but you do need to appreciate that this is the most humiliating 24 hours of Elon’s life.

I love when I get emails from the @pirates.com because they say, "YOUR Pirates are coming to Milwaukee!!" as if (1) I don't already know that, and (2) I'm not going to be cheering for anyone else. Anywhere else, Pirates. Anywhere else.

#BrewSky #ThisIsMyCrew

Ummm so unfortunately TooFaced "Better Than Sex Waterproof Mascara" has my business forever after getting hit in the head with a baseball. Didn't even get to keep it.

I hate the "Hero of the Game" bit and I think it's trash that they use Foo Fighters as the music. THIS IS NOT WHAT DAVE GROHL WROTE THE SONG ABOUT. FUCK THIS AND THUS GARBAGE COUNTRY.

Rwnfroe* *The other person this is funny to is not around and it bums me out #ThisIsMyCrew #BrewSky

Real questions: why doesn't Kopps sponsor the Brewers?? THAT is the custard I crave. #ThisIsMyCrew #BrewSky

My version of church is a bus full of drunk people on the way to Opening Day singing "Brown Eyed Girl". Sha La La La La La La La a-La de Da, indeed.

I have decided that if my downstairs neighbor wants to have ridiculously loud sex and not give a shit whether or not anyone else in the building can hear, then I can play guitar guilt-free. Hope these guys like Pink Floyd. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Liam Lawson, they could never make me hate you. #DriveToSurvive

These folks are *artists* 💛💙

Anastasia is still the best Disney Princess (even if she wasn't technically originally an ~actual~ "Disney" princess. #Anastasia #DonBluthMovieNight