Not alive

Do not “show bunt” to me, pervert

“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“ “that must be wonderful” “It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”

🎶I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was cuffed again. This happens all the time; it's inflatable.🎶

A sign at No Kings protest in Chicago.🤘

Chasing those Pat Murphy vibes?

No Kinging in Waukesha and the old folks have had it I’ll say that

It’s here to save the day #NowSpinning @tmbg.bsky.social

Look I don’t make what they call “healthy choices” either…….

Well one things for sure if the Brewers were to only win one game in series against the Dodgers it would 1000% be the Ohtani vs Quintana matchup

Is the United States an oligarchy? Yes. Yes it is.

Me to her: “you stupid bitch”

Well this sucks as usual. Let’s see what the Hollywood air does.

Trying to think back, did I spit in God’s eye or something to deserve this personal suffering?

I see my error now. Can’t take one on the chin if…

The 9th felt like a win after the first 8. Spent 6 months talking too much SP depth and they seem to be down to only one. Would have kept Mears instead of Lockridge. Haven’t loved the handling of Priester since October started. Snell was unhittable, sorry to my colleagues for today’s mood

Get em tomorrow I’m going to bed

"what the fuck just happened"

That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason). Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.

The first Bullshit has struck the Dodgers

Blake Snell has no chin. Brewers 12 Dodgers 4

Manifesting from the camera roll

Ain’t digging mine out at the moment but pouring one out I can do

Not a lot of days I wake up feeling a pep in the old step but opening my eyes and remembering that happened was a good start to the day. How we feeling Brewers fam? Brew Crew Eat the Rich LFG

It just dawned on me what we had postgame.

Thank you Aaron Civale for demanding that trade

If the Brewers and Mariners make it to the World Series, shitfuck we’ll pound that ol’ Budweiser and this platform will become the Ball Four Book Club.

Brewers are relentless man. They earned it.

matt shaw already looking up the ICE recruitment contact info

He would have loved pocket pancakes.

Can’t wait for all the national pundits to realize in the next hour or so that “holy cow, Milwaukee was 6-0 vs. the Dodgers this year”.

LA is scared! Puking on a plane!

As if 2 hours ago I wasnt wondering what if they have a late lead and Abner can’t find the zone

“brice turang topless”

Fuck yeah!

6 excruciating outs

Fucking King shit Chandler

Have I got news for you

God damn it Ashby not today

lol Farkus

Did he even throw a strike to Frelick?

Ridiculous. The 2018 team was far superior. 🤓