Dude had surgery on his balls for cancer and only missed a week. I threw out my L4/L5 while I was sleeping

All the showdowns today have been nasty (derogatory)

Here's the thing about snow: it sucks

Maybe if they had better assistant coaches, Fickell would have left Simmons on the bench

JK Simmons > Hunter Simmons

Is it too much to ask for a QB who is just good at 1 thing? Just 1. Passing, running, decision making, defense recognition, anything?

Read the first 7 words of this, then read them again Cancel culture is a lie. They're gaslighting you.

Jesus Christ on an exercise ball, these announcers are the worst

That was a hell of a play by Acker.

That'll just about do it

One of these yahoos is just openly rooting for Minnesota. Not even trying to hide it.

I think I have an idea but it borders on cringey conspiracy theory... Ragnow tears his hamstring. Thinks, well maybe I can un-retire, "injure" myself in practice, and boom, free surgery and rehab. Idk, seems to make as much sense as anything else

Ah the Badgers are back

@profanity.accountant This should be good

Your annual reminder that Gus Johnson is awful

How the fuck do you unretire and fail your physical because of a hamstring strain, like actually honestly how does that happen

Badgers really missing Carter Gilmore

Not to mention if you score first and get it, that puts pressure on the other team. If you get 2 before the other team scores a td, you control the game.

It is my belief that you should ALWAYS go for the 2 point conversion

If you lose to a team whose quarterback went 17/36, 154 yards, 1 td, 1 int, you are stinky stinky poo poo

Williams is sub 50% completions today. At some point, the horseshoe will fall out of their ass and make a hell of a sound

I feel like relying on other teams to be stinky stinky poo poo doesn't necessarily mean that your team is actually good. Opportunistic? Yeah. Lucky? Yeah. Good? IDK.

This is really annoying

Every Caleb Williams pass vs the Eagles is a wasted down, they're getting like 87 yards per carry

I am now unreasonably mad at the Packers for losing to the Eagles, wtf was that

Lions fans are not used to losing a lot because they just became fans 3 years ago. So they blame everything but the team. The refs were terrible all game for both teams, its just easier to point out the time out and the (correctly called) td catch. Lions OL held everybody all game.

I had 2000 followers on the hellsite

The existence of Post Malone implies the existence of Pre Malone

It's going to be hilarious when PFF grades come out and they give Love like a 48 or something stupid

I think a better analogy is when Happy Gilmore learned how to putt. Please forgive me, I regret the error

I still am sitting here in shock that he went for it on that 4th down. Just such an un MLF thing to do, it's like the end of the Grinch

The Packers held Gibbs to 86 total yards btw

I need to hear the Wayne and Larry call of that 4th down play like I need whipped cream on my pumpkin pie

MLF out Dan Campbelled Dan Cambell in his own stadium, that has to hurt

Everything bad I've said about MLF is wiped clean, that was all around some of the best coaching he's done in his tenure

THE FUCKING BALLS, HOW CAN HE WALK AROUND WITH THE BALLS HOLY SHIT IT HAS TO HURT HIS BACK

Well that was just blatant and terrible officiating

Look, I know the Packers have benefitted from a lot of officiating nonsense today. But that doesn't mean you can let the entire Lions offensive line hold egregiously on every single play. You don't even have to look very hard for it, they're doing it out in the open.

That's a big, big loss if Coop is out for any extended time

Sheed also might have made the play of his career there

That throw wasn't great, but Wicks just went and did the damn thing

Seven Nation Army would be way better if we never had to hear it again

Seven Nation Army is the most overrated song in the history of rock and roll

This is the best halftime show of 2003

Didn't even need to bring him down by wrapping him up, there were reinforcements right there. He was stationary. Use your arms. Good god

If the secondary wasn't so depleted that was benching worthy shit from Valentine there. My goodness

Love was an absolute beast on that drive, that was a masterpiece

Lions get the ball coming out of halftime, really need to get points on this drive

That was fucking beautiful holy moses and applesauce

Perhaps running plays that develop 8 yards behind the line of scrimmage and take 6 seconds to get back to the line of scrimmage should be avoided from now on