I underestimated how fervently people want to bring a guy with an almost 5 ERA to the Brewers. That's on me.

VAUGHN IS GOOD

Can we stop fantasizing about bringing Peralta back now

If the Brewers played Miami again today, Bill would wear one for that bat flip

Thank Christ we got the cool Contreras

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR WILLIAM CONTRERAS, ANYTHING AT ALL

The reason is that he only has 3 brain cells and they all have restraining orders on each other

Golf

L7 rules and Jennifer Finch was amazing. RIP

I can see why Pat doesn't like Yoho

Yohono

This is NBA All Star game level defense, except it's actually fun to watch

This is one of the greatest matches I've ever seen

REVERSE CHUNNELING COMMENCING

Pooper Cratt

This is a proper chunneling

Drohan status: Messed with

Oh cool, Turang is hurt now too?

At least the state Supreme Court is reasonable. That's about all I got in regards to Wisconsin politics right now. Fucking self sabotaging clown shoe inept dick punching snot nosed inept brain dead democratic party "leadership" can fuck right off.

I am starting to think that Jackson Chourio has lost the ability to tell where a pitch is in space. He's swinging at non competitive pitches, not swinging at meatballs down the middle, and last night didn't challenge the most obvious bad strike call you could ever encounter. This is worrisome.

JORTZ SEASON

Logan Henderson is not the problem tonight

I really hope they keep Woodruff around on the coaching staff.

Step 1. Run for governor. Step 2. Drop out because nobody will vote for you. Endorse the most problematic candidate. Step 3. Drop back in after the most problematic candidate has to drop out because of wonky finances and general terribleness. Great strategy

Watching Tom Tiffany ads calling all of the Democratic candidates communists and socialists simultaneously (because Tom Tiffany voters are dumb dummies who will believe that's a possibility) while the Democrats are lighting themselves on fire is really starting to piss me off

How can you tell the explosive diarrhea isn't just normal Taco Bell explosive diarrhea

Panic! At the Pentagon

The outside has been trying to kill us for 2 weeks, otherwise everything is also pretty shitty too

I don't care enough to research, but why is Giannis wearing number 7 in Miami

Smokey the Bear where the fuck are you

When I'm president, it will be mandatory for all retail establishments to have a section exclusively for boomers

I am not his wife, but same

How petty am I? I'm still mad that Nick Collins got an unsportsmenllike conduct penalty for celebrating after his pick six in the Super Bowl

Pssstt every all star game is a waste of time

Just blew my nose and some corn came out?

Look how good Grant Anderson is!

But what if I told you that the Jared Koenig you ordered is actually Joel Kuhnel

Koenig is really on his game today

Gasser has given up 4 ERs via 2 home runs by guys who's combined batting avg is .185

It's been a very good first half of the season, and there has been a lot to be happy about. I'm going to try to focus on that, because the current product is dog food farts

Bobby Fuel is bad again

Satan is having his balls gargled so good rn

"Sudden brief illness" is such a weird way to say they found him dead because his heart stopped doing it's job

I love you, the Milwaukee Brewers, but I don't like you much right this second

The Brewers are doing everything they can to lose, the Bucks best case scenario is that they tampered with the salary cap because the alternative is that their GM is the dumbest human in sports, and Norway looks like they don't have much of a chance. Otherwise everything is fucking great

Baseball remains the dumbest sport

They could have done that shit last night so I was over it by now, but no there's another game in 27 seconds

Good thing they have another game immediately following this one

Ashby is getting creative, giving up grand slams to put himself in position for a win

Wreck specs