If I've learned one thing in my life, it's that you never, under any circumstances, even THINK about touching a stone once it's past the hog line

Has anybody ever done one of those meal subscription delivery things like Factor or Hello Fresh? Kicking the idea around.

Working on an emo punk cover of The Dance

Quad Clod

Maybe if his quads were bigger

You'll never convince me that the lutz, axel, and salchow are different things

On Monday he's going to announce that either they change the name of the holiday in honor of him or he's going to sign an executive order eliminating it I just made that up, but it will probably still happen

I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt--Johnny Cash Take this job and shove it--Johnny Paycheck I don't want to watch the news--Temu McGraw

Merle Haggard: I turned twenty one in prison doin life without parole Johnny Cash: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die Old Navy Outlet Cowboy, sniveling, tears and snot running down his face: I just want to catch my fish and cut my grass

Is there a 2 man skeleton (Olympics version)

Up 2-0 vs a team that will be relegated and they give up 3 unanswered. Truly the Milwaukee Bucks of the EPL.

Crystal Palace really just exists to make me sad

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

Hear me out: Super Bowl 61 Halftime Show Performer Lil Nas X Gay black guy doing country music with 5 wardrobe changes, each more fabulous than the last. Have him sing Old Town Road, then the rest George Strait covers. Those people would spontaneously combust

Did Mike Tyson say he ate a quart of ice cream every hour or was that a fever dream

I read a bunch of articles and watched a bunch of videos explaining the meanings and stories of the Bad Bunny performance. If you didn't understand a lot of it, I really strongly recommend you do the same. Just watched the entire show again, and it really was a powerful and important message.

Any time you get the chance to trade 3 players your back to back manager of the year loves, creating a massive vacuum in the infield in the process, for some JAGs, you have to jump on it.

Matt Arnold is out of his mind

My favorite part of the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl is that the Vikings chose JJ McCarthy over Sam Darnold

He scored over half of his team's points in a blowout. If it isn't a defensive player, who else should it be? This is silly.

Bears fans will tell you the 85 team was better

At least Howard Green hit Ben's arm. Wtf was that

Drake Maye broke Collinsworth

Coach of the year just made a potentially game losing decision

This game feels like a Mr Beast video

The people who were mad about not understanding the halftime show support the Bawitdaba guy

One overlooked cool thing about that halftime show is that it allowed me to clean up my FB even more

Just king baller shit. My god what a move.

Mike Tyson was in an ad, in black and white, saying his sister died of obesity at 24, that he ate a quart of ice cream an hour, and then weirdly ate an apple.

A quart of ice cream an hour is better than Lennon Lewis's children

Bad Bunny now has more rushing yards than the New England Patriots

I understood less than 50 words, but that was a really really really fun show

HE BANG HE BANG

Did those people really get married, cause that would be pretty rad

When does he call Drake a pedophile

Bad Bunny, Senorita GaGa

He broke a table, Bills fans rejoice

Wait. He's not a bunny

PRIESTER SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL

Oh my god they're back again

Not sure why Kuechly got in the first year he's eligible and Sterling Sharpe had to wait a thousand years, but congrats I guess

Green Bay would be up 24-0 right now (and would lose 34-31)

I bet Guy Fieri screams "Guy Guy Guy" when he guyjaculates

I saw Green Day in 1995 at a dingy club with about 35 other people, and it's taken me 30 years to work up the courage to say that

Puppy Bowl but it's the Olympics

If I were a figure skater, I'd skate to They Threw Me Out of Church by Wesley Willis

Begrudgingly rooting for Seattle tonight because of family who live there. If I can't be happy, then I'd like them to be. Plus JSN and Kenneth Walker are fun as hell

Curling stones are $600 each and weigh 44 lbs

Is it J Cole or Jake Hole