A decade ago tonight, Danny Trevathan blocked me on Twitter because I got a bunch of people to laugh at him when he hit send on this beauty

Massive kudos to Henderson. He took the Yankees best punch and kept it together.

Brice loves your mom!

Please for the love of god Mark, forget you hate spending money and lock Turang up

They should bring Ashby in now. Whenever he's not pitching, I ask myself "Where's Ashby?"

Really what the Brewers should all be asking themselves right now is "What would Bill Hall do?", then do that

Thank god for Trent Grisham

DL Hall hates fun

I had to stop watching for a while and I come back to find that Blake Perkins did what??

Garrett Mitchell....you okay bro

Weren't gonna keep Judge quiet all weekend

Palace not folding under pressure is a new wrinkle I support

Ismaila Sarr is very very good

The Brewers just beat Fried and Schlitter back to back with Luis Rengifo and David Hamilton

Pssss....another Ashby win

Torpedo bats my ass

Did Sal Frelick and Joey Wiemer do a Freaky Friday thing or

THE BREWERS WON AN ABS CHALLENGE, BUY A LOTTERY TICKET ASAP

JAKE BAUERS SHOWERS POWER WITH A GLOWER

Paul Goldschmidt is the most annoying player the Brewers somehow have to play every single year no matter where he goes

Informal poll: Those people who have jobs but do not work from home, do you know the address of your job? Like, if you had to call 911, would you be able to tell them the address without asking somebody?

Informal poll: Those people who have jobs but do not work from home, do you know the address of your job? Like, if you had to call 911, would you be able to tell them the address without asking somebody?

Nobody has known what is actually going on with Giannis all year, so I'm not going to spend my time being concerned about what any of the media people say until this is actually done.

That was so unnecessary, jesus

Milwaukee just cannot quit Blake Perkins

I do a breathing exercise for anxiety/stress management. One of the steps is to imagine a time or situation in which you felt total and complete joy--the type of joy where you forget everything else in your life, even for just one moment. I always think about the playoff clinching game of 2008.

And the charter flight attendants from Austin Straubel rejoice

Album: Queen--News Of The World Tape: The Cars--Greatest Hits CD: Nirvana--Nevermind

Jennings to the Vikings is annoying

Give me some of your tots

Crystal Palace doing the thing where they make me happy

If I never see the name Mike Tanier again it will be too soon, good lord

I really want to be 100% confident in saying the Cubs can't do this all year long, but I just watched the Brewers do it last season.

Load management is taking over sports

Is it weird to anybody else that John Mulaney is playing the state fair? He headlined at Fiserv 4 years ago, and has kept his nose clean (I think). Just seems odd to me.

It really feels like we're 3 weeks away from new FBI Director Bert Kreischer.

On pace for 27

Has a middle reliever ever won the Cy Young

Good win.

Ch-Ch-Chourio

Brandon Sproat is not for the faint of heart

There have been at least 4 pitches called for balls that would have been strikes if challenged. 2 of them weren't even close. MLF has better challenge intuition than these guys.

Hamilton and Ortiz back to back shouldn't count towards a pitchers ERA

RIP Ted Turner, the man who allowed me to watch the last 5 minutes of every movie ever made until 1997

A or B

Need Sal to hit a home run asap

Bay leaves do nothing. They are a conspiricy. Big bay leaf has run the stew game for far too long

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