Look at the shot profile for both teams. Jackie Young was fouled on a 3 pointer. You telling me one of these paint profiles generates FOUR TIMES AS MANY FREE THROWS? Fucking malpractice is probably taking it too easy on these frauds.

now I'm imagining a pack of teachers chasing after a guy who just yelled "LET'S GO BRANDON" at them

Stumbled upon the soundtrack to Mario 2 just now, and I forgot how good it was

Matt Lafleur: "All gas, no brake" Matt Lafleur actually:

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK ARE YOU DOING

They're playing for a fucking tie. Shoot me.

GOLDEN

Can't wait for MLF to play for the tie here

Micah when you need him most

WHAT THE FUCK IS KEISEAN NIXON DOING

I still don't agree with kicking in OT......but apparently that's what the kids say to do these days.

OH THANK GOD

You do that on an extra point, and we're celebrating

MLF deserves to lose on a FG here

FUCKING FIRE SOMEBODY. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO.

Micah's getting closer......

What a crock of shit

JORDAN GODDAMN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

If you play for the field goal, so help me god......

And to make things even more confusing, there's a chance that he will also be the stupidest man alive for a minimum of half of those seven games......but the rest of the time will basically be Bill Belichick

Just don't score too quickly, guys

Ummmmmm thanks?

Only good thing here is the clock actually sets up pretty well for a game-ending TD drive

How the hell did they wait that long to throw the flag?

Hey there's Micah!

Josh Jacobs roughly on pace for 1500 yards from scrimmage this season. And yet, the spreadsheet people will tell you he has too many 3 yard runs and therefore sucks.

HELL YES JOSH

OK J LOVE

Edgerrin Cooper shitting all over himself tonight

Wait, Micah got hurt? Wonderful......

Must be nice to get away with holding every single play

You can't be fucking serious

HEY THAT WAS BETTER

In all seriousness, congrats to Happy Gilmore's caddy on his big opportunity!

Come to Vegas next year, Phee! I promise we will never let you down. She's versatile enough to play the 3. Give me A'ja, Jackie, Phee, and then figure out the rest later. (i realize this has less than zero chance of happening, but let me dream!)

Bad Bunny is really just a description of how Matt Lafleur calls a football game.

It will be every week as long as MLF refuses to change anything

This team has the killer instinct of a butterfly

Good Lord

Going into the locker room only up a field goal is going to be incredibly stupid

DANNY WHELAN

Even when J Love is missing guys, he's injuring defenders

The always classy Cowboys now elbow dropping dudes already on the ground

MATTHEW STOP IT

I can promise nobody's World Series is beating this sorry-ass team

HOLY SHIT

Lord, please let this end on a fiver.

MLF's unwillingness to fire coordinators is yet another reason why he's not as good as you think he is. He's an excellent leader. He's a shitty manager. Those are two very different things at times.

OH WHAT A PLAY BY J LOVE

BUMP