There are foul lines in his bloodlines

[Colin Meloy voice] SHEA LANGELIERS COMBING THE PARAPET!

I'm not saying Quinn Priester is permanently cooked......but this is about as bad as you could ever imagine his overall rehab going

27 players within 2 shots of the lead at the PGA. This is nuts.

RORY HERE

Because these are the important things in life, Aaron Ashby is on pace to win his 20th game in Game 105 of the season, which is a Tuesday night in San Diego on August 11th. Better book your flights now, y'all.

Oh these are some BLOWOUT blowouts. At least we got an elimination game on Prime right now.

And now I get to watch Kelsey for 2 hours. What a life.

22 building a brick shithouse in the first half and MAGA Ocho getting benched in the second half......all to lose to a bunch of 22 year old kids. What a shame.

Aaron Ashby, a relief pitcher, has 8 wins this season. The Los Angeles Angels, an entire baseball team, have 16 wins this season.

Bahahahahaha OK 22

Oh god it's Trevor Time

OH MY GOD 45

42 POINTS ON 82/100/100 SHOOTING

40 POINTS ON 81/100/100 SHOOTING

A'ja up to 38

LOOK AT STEPH TALBOT ON DEFENSE

Aaron Ashby on the hook for #8 tonight. Three pitchers on last year's 97-win team had at least 8 wins all season.

HEY OBSTRUCTION HELPED!

A'JA HAS HAD ENOUGH

Aces bench getting absolutely cooked right now.

Kevin Harlan's He-Man ad read (r many)

2 for 13 with more turnovers than made shots......

When you've won 3 titles in 4 years, it's hard to find opportunities to improve your team. The Aces pulled it off with Chennedy Carter. She's such an incredible fit with this team.

CHENNEDY

Aneesah Morrow is stupid as fuck

Whoever is doing PBP for the Aces tonight is basically if the Boom Goes the Dynamite guy had a sister

Like, 40 is on the table tonight unless this is another blowout

A'ja might be having one of *those* games tonight

What in God's name are these unis, Aces? These are our reds this year??????

isn't that what got you in trouble in the first place

Pathetic person, Pathetic party

COLEMAN CROW BACK! He had a couple good starts with Nashville after being sent back down, so good for him!

The Aces got 50 points from the entire starting 5 on Wednesday and still won by almost 30. Shit, even the regional networks might not want to carry this one tonight......

Some days work drives me nuts, and some days my favorite nurse in the world who only works nights now and I haven't seen in literally a year gets forced and we get to hang out all morning

Some day when all these idiots are dead, psychology students are going to open to Chapter 1 of their first ever textbook that simply discusses "when somebody is this mad for seemingly no reason, it's because he knows he's full of shit."

Few are able to break down the contract situation like Keith does. The Bucks are getting increasingly complicated, but this is really good.

Week 11 bye, 9 home games, never more than 2 in a row on the road, a billion games in December and January at Lambeau. That's about as good a schedule for the Packers as you could hope for.

Our boy can pitch?!?!?! (poorly) @lemonjella.bsky.social

If Luis Rengifo has Figured It Out, that's kind of huge

DUELING OVERTIMES????????

Wild collapsing so hard, they can only be a team from Minnesota

They also had old reruns of Dave Leitao coaching them

When A'ja Wilson pulls you on court for a photo with the team 🥹🫶

YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

Sal hasn't been hitting this season, but he can still go get anything that's hit in the same zip code.

Well that's one way to start the inning

Chennedy Carter on the Aces is just unfair. What an absolute luxury for Las Vegas.

A'ja had 14 points in the 3rd quarter. Aces lead by 25.

Oh Miz totally did that on purpose