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New pluralization of bunghole just dropped and it’s 🔥 🔥 🔥

TIL the Koch bros are socially engineering American communists and spending huge sums of money to convince people that Dems and Reps are exactly the same, and that I’m hilariously ignorant for not seeing it before.

And if you did do this, you may now have CSAM on your computer/phone. You should probably contact one of the people here far tech savvier than I to figure out how to remove it for your own protection, especially if you’re part of a targeted demographic.

Only time dude gets glazed it’s a porn bot

This skeet is only coherent insofar as one strictly defines capitalism as “markets” (rather than Marx’s definition regarding social relations to means of production) and ignores Marx’s temporal position wrt industrial development as a necessary precondition for a socialist transition.

"but if you rise up against Empire, a million people will die!" If the empire is killing a million people every year to maintain itself, leaving it alive is worse

Somebody should study why it’s always Gen X men I see with this particular kink.

Bluesky libs been getting a head start laying groundwork on normalizing Trump’s counter-terrorism agenda for him this whole time.

On Zug Island rn and realizing the conceit of Fallout is that the nukes created the wasteland.

Northsky Social exists due to Bluesky Trust & Safety's unequal enforcement of their guidelines and their targeting of the trans community, palestinian community, and more. If you're at risk of having your account banned due to this unequal enforcement, you can apply for immediate migration

At this point just hammer that Maine is RCV and let people know Andrea is available as a write-in. Trying to appeal to the moral compass of people who more than likely voted for genocide is a waste of everybody’s time. Platner will probably win, and when he Fettermans we can drop the ITYS.

Apparently my garden yard grows morels now.

Plop

Curren band playing: “This song is about sex stuff. It’s called “Jesus is my safe word”

*whispers* NEP/Dengism isn’t revisionist if you do your socialist rev -before- you have adequate productive capacity to sustain it. Or if you don’t have developed allies to help you rapidly industrialize w/o it.

Brb solving the Lament Configuration to hopefully be judged worthy by the Leviathan to become a Cenobite.

don’t get cold feet now! you two have been through a lot together

Imagine how differently Marxist religion discourse would go if somebody had written an Origins of the Family-style deep dive into the material conditions surrounding the development of religion.

There is no such thing as cis men.

Ever since I learned that our intestinal tract has taste buds I’ve wanted a “using 100% of our brains” movie based on this and other uncomfortable biological facts

“The bourgeoisie of the imperialist ‘Great’ Powers bribe their workers with crumbs from the superprofits they obtain from the colonies.” - Lenin Such a good quote because it shows how easy it is for liberals to accept the atrocities of their empire as good or necessary, because they get treats

I blame you for this.

Forever maddening that Vote Blue types will heckle you with "so you support Republicans???" spam whenever you take issue with Democratic Party tactics like this, but they never seem to direct that same energy to the Dem politicians who are out there literally laundering the Republicans' reputation.

It’s not a real Chihuahua unless it was born in the Chihuahua region of Mexico. Otherwise it’s just a trembling rat dog.

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Ever since I learned that our intestinal tract has taste buds I’ve wanted a “using 100% of our brains” movie based on this and other uncomfortable biological facts

BlueSkai

There’s a non-zero chance one of the devs is berating their LLM SO for producing shitty code rn.

Turns out the events preceding the Butlerian Jihad were more of a Hanlon’s Razor situation all along.

There’s a non-zero chance one of the devs is berating their LLM SO for producing shitty code rn.

“…this automaton consisting of numerous mechanical and intellectual organs, so that the workers themselves are cast merely as its conscious linkages.” The Fragmant on Machines, Karl Marx. #AI

BlueSkai

Mmmmm dissociating

New tinfoil hat theory: the “Ai” rollout is going poorly by design. They needed something besides “capitalism” to also have an unreasonably high accuracy rating for heuristic blame

it's chopped unc summer. we're being ugly and fat and eating and grilling and not giving a fuck about it🤙

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Penis prolapse

Anybody else imagine the “Arc of History” as the Calvin pissing decal or is it just me?

Perfect time for a George Hockey redemption arc if he were still alive. J/s

APROPOS OF NOTHING

This probably contributes to why she thinks other doctorates are something you can just ignore as markers of expertise

"so the truth doesn't matter to you AI haters???" considering how often LLMs are wrong, it's not like it mattered to you guys anyway!

EXACTLY. I'm vibe blaming ai as that's apparently valid according to ai proponents

I’m not saying we should encourage genital mutilation of abusers as part of a path of redemption but Louis CK’s hypothetical bits about getting his dick cut off probably would have been very funny.

Anybody else imagine the “Arc of History” as the Calvin pissing decal or is it just me?

Kneecap is persecuted by the British government for condaming Isreals genocide but Kanye west who denied the holocaust and made a song called heil hitler He can headline a concert in london I dont know but it doesnt seem to me that the British government is actually all that bothered by antisemitism

This is the vibe that was coded into Google AI telling us to eat rocks.