That lady put me through it.

a nice firm green grape, not too sweet and not too sour, is going to hit the spot every time.

Oh I want this

He was a thickums who had his own mansion and wouldn't let her touch a bill.

TOTO ON THE TRACK!

adele would fight you herself

Lmaooo

That nap took me!

@glamazon1026.bsky.social, make sure Knicks fans know he’s Antiguan.

👀

I don't understand any of these words in this sequence

I been in the trenches. Clarke is teething and is in a sleep regression.

Long time no skeet

(The dinner)

Why, are there more fried pickles when I get down?!?

RICHARD LLLAWSON

Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here: 1) slide to the left 2) slide to the right 3) reverse reverse! 4) cha cha now ya'll

Mamma Mia

Ok educators, I need help. My niece needs a recommendation letter for something she’s trying to do. Babygirl is president of the biology club & in all AP & IB classes at her HS. She wants to go to Howard & we need some Howard ppl to help.

“I want you to practice truth” Toya ate with that one 😭

Lmfao

NY all the way bby

This love lagoon is so cringey

I need it!

I said it back when and I’ll say it again, Sesame Street should’ve never been on cable in the first place because all children should be able to access it. Please donate to the workshop

That’s what she wants!! I asked her!!

The way I be ignoring her emails and texts

Formula!

Are we about to drink Watch Moana? I think so.

He gonna d*e aint it

This old white man just chugged like 3/4 of a bottle of absinthe.

He put on Michael buble. That’s fine.

Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything

Iris Africa When You Were Young

I remember that season he was walking around looking like Django

Reg playing some whit ppl singing in cursive Christmas music and Imma need him to cut on Jackson 5 Christmas album. Or Alvin & the chipmunks or somn

Should I make lamb chops or short ribs for Christmas dinner r

Not me getting whacked straight out thr gate?!

I feel like the British invented raisinettes bc what even is that

We love to see it!!!

No. Poked, yes. Wounded, no.

I am still hungry I need some VEGETABLES

Always bring something that you can eat and be full off of.

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Funeral home fans

Looking for tips for packing formula for international travel. Can you freeze ready to feed formula? Should I freeze the nursery water if I choose to bring powder?

And it’s so weird bc quad don’t pay that man or his wife no mind.

Ms. Tina. Please. 😭😭😭😭