right this way buckaroo

To honour the death of hideous far right shithead and terrible actor Chuck Norris, here is Bruce Lee beating the everloving shit out of him for 50 seconds 🫡

I have literally never seen someone sweat through a suit like that and it makes me think he needs to see a doctor immediately

"Your own Attorney General said it!"

I may be wrong, but it feels to me like reporters are giving Trump a lot more "Yeah, no, that's bullshit" responses now than they did just a few months ago.

Tbf I understand where Pixar is coming from. I'm still not yet ready to explain heterosexuality to my kids, whenever we see ppl of different genders holding hands I just anxiously redirect their attention and pray they don't notice 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Realizing I forgot to bring this up, but all my streaming/voiceover related stuff is going over here! Follow me at @saltminestreams.bsky.social for the latest and greatest in salt-and-bone related entertainment! Now with more Greek Mythos!

Trump casually mentions, while slurring his speech, that more US troops will die in Iran based on the decisions he’s making from his beach club in Florida

Yesterday's Lockdown Protocol collab was SO much chaos and fun!! My favorite win of the night was a close one. I'm getting better at this subterfuge stuff!!

⊹˚₊꒰ Birthday Pleethathon Day 18! ꒱ ITS FINALLY HEEERRRREEEEEE!!!! www.twitch.tv/rottentongues ✦ #Vtuber ✦ #ENVtuber ✦ #Subathon ✦ #VSky ✦ #residentevil ✦

Seamstress is in a bit of a bind, any and all shares or help or comms are appreciated, and alt text is provided for the image below. TL:DR: In need of dental work due to negative impact on quality of life VGen: vgen.co/MotleyFae Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/motleyfae Thank you 🐙🖤

Day two of the grand opening! Requiem for the dead. Nightmare for the living. A... bicycle kick for Leon? Resident Evil: Requiem! Tonight, at 7pm CST! See you tonight, my Shades!

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water. He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him. www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

Just a note for everyone outside the Twin Cities: Yes, ICE is still here harassing and kidnapping our neighbors

Yes, please keep trotting out one of the most unlikable dinguses in human history to tell people in swing states that he's going to yoink their federal funding. This is an excellent strategy. Proceed.

Johnson is doing pro-Democratic ads now??

land of the free

I'll be sharing this news in @cakeandcrows.bsky.social and @gmthegamemonster.bsky.social 's Discord servers, but please, make sure to follow me here and on Twitch to stay up to date on what I get up to! See you then, my Shades-to-be! www.twitch.tv/thesaltbones

BREAKING: MEIDASTOUCH PEOPLE’S STATE OF THE UNION HITS 1 MILLION VIEWS IN FIRST 80 MINUTES.

Salt says NOT TODAY.

The contrast b/w the Wild and Wolves is stark at this point: Wolves held moments of silence for both Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Wild didn’t. Wolves postponed their game on the day of the Pretti shooting. Wild didn’t.

All those Discord alternatives that y'all are trying to push (Stoat, Matrix, Fluxer, Root, etc.) will have to comply with this as well if we don't stop this. CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES EVERY DAY & TELL THEM TO VOTE NO ON KOSA, SCREEN Act, & ANY OTHER INTERNET CENSORSHIP BILLS!

Population of Twin Cities metro area: ~ 3.7 million Population of entire state of MN: ~ 5.8 million PRETTY BIG DOT

doing everything except just stopping the age verification altogether. nitro's gonna stay cancelled.

while it is a relief to see Discord is no longer partnering with Persona and the age verification rollout has been delayed, that fact they still plan to go through with it is not great. Age verification doesn't ever reduce harm to children, just makes it easier to track people online.

working with daun's lines + doing the grayscale shading on this book has been a really lovely time & i really enjoyed the story ! i think everyone will too

Congratulations everyone

🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

what an honor @blumineck.bsky.social thank you for the tingleverse cameo youtu.be/xTQU2li_A9U?...

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

So much of what Trump does is fake. Board of peace is fake. Venezuelan regime change was fake. Credit card interest caps were fake. Wall was fake. Its all about optics, the apperance of winning. Its all comms and marketing to make the base believe in the spectacle. But its not real and never was

What Trump and MAGA did was 203M in damage

Jeffries on VA's new proposed map: "When they go low, we strike back. That's the D approach and Rs are feeling it now ... Trump is the one who instructed 5 different R states to gerrymander. He wanted to rig the midterms and didn't think Democrats were going to forcefully respond. He got that wrong"

Oh man, they know they’ve lost. Going full J.D. Vance.

Homan: "When they say 'stop racial profiling' -- that's just not occurring. ICE will briefly detain and question somebody based on reasonable suspicion. It has nothing to do with racial profiling."

O'KEEFE: What's so wrong with obtaining a judicial warrant to enter private property? HOMAN: That's not what federal law requires O'KEEFE: As I recall, you previously said you thought judicial warrants were required HOMAN: I didn't have a change of heart. That's the DOJ guidance

O'Keefe to Homan: "2 agents now on leave bc video evidence shows sworn testimony appears to be untruthful. DHS initially said officer who shot the migrant was being ambushed. Combine that w/ 2 deadly shootings & a Chicago incident where evidence contradicted govt - does this undermine trust in ICE?"

Rep. Robert Garcia: "Why was Mar-a-Lago a location where women continued to be trafficked from. We have questions for President Trump. And the broader issue here is why wasn't this investigated when these accusations were heard by the FBI years ago?"

Honestly sign up if you can. I see the horrid shit rain of things he watches and clips for us, so we don't lose our ever loving minds.

“This is the Epstein Administration.”

They aren’t going anywhere.

Happy heart day, super late. I'm getting very tired of being perpetually sick like I am, but I still want all my crows to know that I love you dearly. Being here and continuing my projects is what I live for. Even if I have to go slow. Even if I'm tired and frustrated. I still love doing what I do.

Zohran genuinely loves the people of his city and wants the best for them. It’s astonishing how much we’ve all been starved of that by our leaders.

KOG IS GREENLIT! Since this was shown in the trailer/ad for the artbook it felt safe to share. This was drawn in '24, early dev, the first time it really felt me, Zach, and JBO understood Frankie, Andi, and the show's tone. I still look at this drawing and think, oh yeah. That's #knightsofguinevere.

Tonight's stream was fun! I guess this week was a REPO week. Thank you to @cakeandcrows.bsky.social, @odthecryptid.bsky.social , @gh00ulfriend.bsky.social , @azryael.bsky.social , Tasteless, and Squirrel for joining in. We raided @grimmfxc.bsky.social , spreading the love

You know what day it is 🔪 #FridayThe13th #JasonVoorhees #HorrorMovies

Q: Can you offer us any examples of voter fraud in Arizona? KRISTI NOEM: Oh, I'm sure there's many of them

Again, this is for military families in Fort Bragg. This is ostensibly a military event and therefore nonpartisan. (Also, Braxton Bragg was a terrible general, even by Confederacy standards).