Don't be so hard on yourself. There's adults in the year 2026 that still don't know how to open a browser on their computer. You're doing fine.

Relatively unknown vtuber Abestracted caught live yelling at children. Is it time for hims to be cancelled?! www.twitch.tv/abestracted/...

"verify your age" I remember playing Duke nukem as a kid ... on an IBM2

How did it go, you ask? Pretty well ... www.twitch.tv/abestracted/...

Back to the ol OG Animal Crossing Town Twitch.tv/abestracted

Anyone want a bulgogi bowl fried with extra red chili spicy sauce?

Dear Nintendo, This is my official application to the voice of KK. Thank you for your consideration. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSpkn6Hx/

🤫 Twitch.tv/abestracted

Tomorrow, the butt crack of dawn (7am PST) Twitch.tv/abestracted

Oh, I'm so ready for a surprise, unadvertised, birthday stream.

Don't worry, I might be on semi-hiatus. I might have a new overlay. I might have a new mic. But it's the same ol' dumb Abe. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTS9MtYxF/

So there's this new trend on tiktok of pretending these commercials AREN'T teacher training courses but they're porn instead ... but its a secret .... EXCEPT IT'S ACTUALLY JUST TEACHER TRAINING COURSES. Gawd we'll try anything except paying teachers decently. 🤣

Good morning🌻 Have an amazing day🌺 Make sure you hydrate & eat food🌸

Hey, When it happens... Let people celebrate. We all know there is a lot of work left to do, work that must be done. Don't jump into threads and harsh the vibes. People will need time to cheer and have a good cry. Just wait a few days to remind folks that the fights still not over. We know.

Anyone have an old RPG (pre-2010) they grew up with that you just did not like? Boring? Bad mechanics?

So I'm researching some of most disliked and/or hated RPGs and I come across this in an old forum post on the topic of worst RPG mechanics 🤣 I miss old forums, so much more random than reddit.

Be ready. All other big game devs (and probably smaller devs to a lesser degree) will take this market success as a green light to launch the exact same plans: locking characters, dungeons, levels, worlds, equipment, quests, customizations, ect behind price tag hiked versions of their game.

As someone who used to live in San Francisco during the 2000s heat waves, if you have one of those old porcelain bathtubs, there's your new bed. Porcelain is a natural heat sink and is roughly 30% cooler than the air around it.

Finally had some time to update my panels.

Can they stop looking like they are all on the spectrum of having severe jaundice?

HA! I put pineapple pizza on your timeline!

As a Backrooms enjoyer, I gotta say I really liked the Backrooms movie. Was it perfect? No, but it was still a entertaining watch. Would watch again.

Imma say it, I'm actually enjoying Dragon Age Veilguard more than Inquisition.

I need a Dragon Age fan to work on a Tierlist with me of Dragon Age companions, because GameRant's official one sucks. How do you put Sera and Blackwall at the bottom rung?!

I pretty much exclusively wear oversized nerdy hawaiian shirts and still get dates, what's your excuse?

If no one else has told you, then let me tell you: I'm proud of you, just the way you are. Happy Pride!

Who knew that the online discourse on AI could have brought so many people together.

HAPPY PRIDE I LOVE ALL THE LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!!!!

I part of the short hiatus is a rebuild of overlays! Welcome to the ship!

Kinda disappointed we haven't seen winged hussars and templars arriving to encircle AI data centers yet ... yet.

Hai, I'm Abe. I'm a dead dude floating through space playing old video games to pass the time. Twitch.tv/abestracted

Oh fist me. Let's just say Friday as the only stream day today. This week hates me.

This is 100% how I imagine my audience.

Some personal stuff going on so the stream week is gonna be wonky af.

Strawberry economics

Update: my new d&d party consists of ... • A barely literate farm girl • A girl who is unwittingly the descendant of a hag • A gnome rogue who has only ever stolen trash or small trinkets but he has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's some sort of most-wanted master thief.

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

Here's your reminder to not be sad on weekends. Cry during business hours and get paid for the depression that capitalism inflicted on you in the first place.

About to watch the NPCs wreck my cute little tush in OG Mario Party Twitch.tv/abestracted

Let me take a moment of your time to tell you about the great and mighty foxo artist @smokypaul.bsky.social You can commission her on vgen. She's hilarious and great to work with. Just look at my ass! (Btw this is 100% our dynamic)

What level of petty am I? I made my character in Dragon Age Inquisition a Dalish Lesbian, just to cuck Solas. I keep him in the party, I'm super nice to him, I reject all his advances, and make him watch as she flirts with other women.

We've played a ton of fun games, finished 13 of them. It's been my absolute pleasure to hang out with you guys this past year but unfortunately this derelict ship is about to move out of regular communication distance. I WILL BE BACK but starting June 8th until August, I will on semi-hiatus.

All Abe's Romantic Choices: Dragon Age: Leliana Dragon Age 2: Merrill Persona 3: Aegis Persona 4: Rise Persona 5: Hifumi Catherine: Rin Fallout 4: Curie Mass Effect: Jack Stardew: Harvey Baldurs Gate 3: Minthara

Oops I sillied too close to the sun and only got 90 minutes of sleep. (In actuality the space doggo had a diabetic seizure and I was up taking care of her) So no stream tonight. We'll finish up Ratchet and Clank on Wednesday and Thursday instead.

We LIVE playing YapYap with @abestracted.bsky.social & @kingnecros.bsky.social twitch.tv/maeve_the_un...

Monday: Yapyap Collab with @maevetheundying.bsky.social and @kingnecros.bsky.social Tuesday and Wednesday: Finishing Up Ratchet & Clank Thursday: Nostalgiaizing Mario Party

If a bicycle is called a bike, why aren't motorcycles called mikes?

Hi. I'm Abe and I'm a retro gaming content creator. And my audience is roughly: 33% Voice Kinks 33% Likes people that bully them just a little 33% Older Tired Men Enjoyers 1% People actually into nostalgic video games

Big rocket launcher, here I come! Twitch.tv/abestracted

I found a money glitch in Ratchet & Clank. Tonight's stream is gonna be capitalistic.