HAPPY PRIDE I LOVE ALL THE LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!!!!

I part of the short hiatus is a rebuild of overlays! Welcome to the ship!

Kinda disappointed we haven't seen winged hussars and templars arriving to encircle AI data centers yet ... yet.

Hai, I'm Abe. I'm a dead dude floating through space playing old video games to pass the time. Twitch.tv/abestracted

Oh fist me. Let's just say Friday as the only stream day today. This week hates me.

This is 100% how I imagine my audience.

Some personal stuff going on so the stream week is gonna be wonky af.

Strawberry economics

Update: my new d&d party consists of ... • A barely literate farm girl • A girl who is unwittingly the descendant of a hag • A gnome rogue who has only ever stolen trash or small trinkets but he has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's some sort of most-wanted master thief.

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

Here's your reminder to not be sad on weekends. Cry during business hours and get paid for the depression that capitalism inflicted on you in the first place.

About to watch the NPCs wreck my cute little tush in OG Mario Party Twitch.tv/abestracted

Let me take a moment of your time to tell you about the great and mighty foxo artist @smokypaul.bsky.social You can commission her on vgen. She's hilarious and great to work with. Just look at my ass! (Btw this is 100% our dynamic)

What level of petty am I? I made my character in Dragon Age Inquisition a Dalish Lesbian, just to cuck Solas. I keep him in the party, I'm super nice to him, I reject all his advances, and make him watch as she flirts with other women.

We've played a ton of fun games, finished 13 of them. It's been my absolute pleasure to hang out with you guys this past year but unfortunately this derelict ship is about to move out of regular communication distance. I WILL BE BACK but starting June 8th until August, I will on semi-hiatus.

All Abe's Romantic Choices: Dragon Age: Leliana Dragon Age 2: Merrill Persona 3: Aegis Persona 4: Rise Persona 5: Hifumi Catherine: Rin Fallout 4: Curie Mass Effect: Jack Stardew: Harvey Baldurs Gate 3: Minthara

Oops I sillied too close to the sun and only got 90 minutes of sleep. (In actuality the space doggo had a diabetic seizure and I was up taking care of her) So no stream tonight. We'll finish up Ratchet and Clank on Wednesday and Thursday instead.

We LIVE playing YapYap with @abestracted.bsky.social & @kingnecros.bsky.social twitch.tv/maeve_the_un...

Monday: Yapyap Collab with @maevetheundying.bsky.social and @kingnecros.bsky.social Tuesday and Wednesday: Finishing Up Ratchet & Clank Thursday: Nostalgiaizing Mario Party

If a bicycle is called a bike, why aren't motorcycles called mikes?

Hi. I'm Abe and I'm a retro gaming content creator. And my audience is roughly: 33% Voice Kinks 33% Likes people that bully them just a little 33% Older Tired Men Enjoyers 1% People actually into nostalgic video games

Big rocket launcher, here I come! Twitch.tv/abestracted

I found a money glitch in Ratchet & Clank. Tonight's stream is gonna be capitalistic.

Good morning.

How I feel waiting for my next pay so I can make some bad financial decisions

The lore says Abe was part of an abandoned space program. No one ever asked WHICH space program.

Headaches, never drinking enough water, streamin anyways Twitch.tv/abestracted

This is why I don't get invited to more things isnt it? (Btw go follow my friends @odthecryptid.bsky.social and @princesspengy.space, they're great) www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkTMfGN9/

🔴 Clickbait for STREAM START! we doing wizard crimes with @abestracted.bsky.social and @princesspengy.space in YAPYAP ▾ #vtuber ▾ #vsky ▾ #liveNow ▾ www.twitch.tv/odthecryptid

This week! Mon-Wed, 9pm! Current Game: Ratchet & Clank Next Game: Final Fantasy 7 Collabs: Monday 10am - Yapyap with @princesspengy.space & @odthecryptid.bsky.social Thursday 8pm - RE2 Co-Pilot with @maevetheundying.bsky.social Twitch.tv/abestracted

Watching Brits try biscuits and gravy is one of my top 10 pastimes. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkvdqKhV/

If ya need someone to work the art mines for you, I can suggest Smoky. She's easy to work with and totally worth it.

Really far behind in the house cleaning and IRL chores. No stream tonight so I can get caught up. Hopefully can stream Friday night to make up.

Time to be bobot, beat up bobots, talk to bobots. Twitch.tv/abestracted

Shhhhh, pretend I didnt say id stream today. Bad sinus headache i probably did to myself by hiking out in the dum flowers.

stinky

Hey look, a schedule. On time even.

Finally made a channel ad, friends are all pumping it up. It turns out to be a meme and last 16 seconds 🤣

you just lost my respect my guy #antiai

This is the literal experience of collabing with me. WHY DO YALL KEEP INVITING ME TO THINGS?!

Just in case you weren't aware.

Imma go be not helpful for @maevetheundying.bsky.social over at her channel twitch.tv/maeve_the_undying

*Taps the sign*

ディアナ姫

My gaming take for the night: Video games are good but the chase for visual fidelity has dealt a massive blow to the health of the industry So many amazing games remain unplayed by many because the standards for graphics is so high (for the majority) Seeing retro games as ugly=bad is a mistake

Ah. The game that warned people about wealthy oligarchs and capitalism and not enough people paid attention Twitch.tv/abestracted

Gif explains it all. Twitch.tv/abestracted