My 150 lb ferocious dog heard thunder and decided laying down on top of my head would be the perfect safe space. While I was still asleep. My dog just tea bagged me at 6 o'clock in the morning.🤦

This is 100% true. Trump has ruined this country.

Trumpcare, now available.

They aren't "secretly planning." They've started moving troops.

I tried so hard not to be like my Mom that I turned out like my Dad. I did not see that coming.😂🤷🏻

👉 Trump is the most hated man on the planet. He finally got those YUGE crowds he's bragged about. No Kings protests, held in March 2026 to oppose Trump, occurred in over 20 foreign countries, including Canada, Japan, Mexico, France, Portugal, Germany, Italy, and the United Kingdom.

Congratulations to @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com for drawing the largest crowds around the entire planet. No Kings marches happened across the US and at US embassies in foreign countries. The whole planet hates you. Congratulations again!

If you're looking for fellow resistors, here's a list. Join us! 🌊🌊🌊 Let's crush the midterms!

The movie "Weapons" is streaming free on Prime. It was pretty good if you like creepy horror movies.

They still spout the replacement theory in the US. I'd be more than happy to have the Stephen Millers of the world replaced.

Poor Cricket.

Oh, MAGA! Hug and kiss your kids goodbye. They're being deployed to fight one of Trump's crazy wars. Are you tired of winning yet?

You know what's really funny to me? A lot of conservative women have had abortions and don't realize it, because the doctor called it a procedure. They had miscarriages (which happens all the time) and the doc told them they needed a procedure to remove the dead fetal tissue. #AbortionIsHealthcare

Nothing says the economy is booming more than my landlord begging to borrow money two days in a row. Sorry, no, I'm broke. "Please, you can take it off the rent!" I do not have money, I'm sorry. "Ask your sister and brother in law." No they don't have any either. "Ok, I'll check back later."🫪

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨U.S. Senate unanimously votes to reopen DHS after 40-day shutdown, without funding for immigration enforcement or deportations. 👉Now Trump's going to write an illegal executive order to fund ICE. ALL government funding legally has to go through congress.

EVERYONE! EVEN YOUR OWN PARTY!

Anyone else feel safe with these clowns running our country's' intelligence program? Iran hacked Kash Patel's email. The hackers posted photos and documents. I assume the documents say Derp, derp, durMAGA, Mmmm Trump's butt, I forgot my Grinder password. www.reuters.com/world/us/ira...

ICYMI...I talk about my dog a lot. I've been trying to find his "crack" for years. He's really picky. He HATES peanut butter. Doesn't like factory bread. Doesn't like chips, cookies, pup cups. I accidentally found it today. This boy will eat ANYTHING with ranch on it. Including his meds.😂

Who knew constantly breaking the law and your oath to protect the constitution, by disappearing people into brutal foreign prisons, would eat at your conscience to the point of making yourself physically sick?

As a white person, let me just say this. If there's some weird noise in your basement...you're going to go inspect that on your own. And call and let me know what the noise was, when I get home. Also if an animal is hunting us and you keep screaming when it gets close? I will trip you and run.

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It really pisses me off that directors and script writers make it so the female love interest will just risk their entire career for some dick, by having sex at work. Or romantic comedies that are an hour and a half of reasons why her life can be fixed by his penis. This is why I like sci-fi.🙄

I swear my dog is my soulmate. He eats, goes poop, and then it's nap time with manly snores.🤣

He doesn't take AIPAC money. In fact, he doesn't take ANY corporate PAC money, and the average donation is around $18. So join us for a virtual event this Sunday for HARRY DUNN!

Were scientists too trusting in the 70's or just dumb? NASA launched the Voyager Golden Records aboard the twin Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft in 1977, CARRYING A MAP OF EARTH'S LOCATION, musical recordings, and various sounds to represent humanity. That's probably going to bite us in the ass.

My dog is the best. He always waits until I've drank two cups of coffee, taken my meds, and have a cigarette before he asks to go outside.

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My dog liked dinner. I gave him my leftover chicken cheese nachos. I used nacho cheese, shredded cheese, banana peppers, chicken breast, and salsa. Heat it up on stove, cover chips, add more shredded cheese and microwave one minute. Walmarts tortilla chips don't get chewy in the microwave.

Question for all color folks. Have you ever had a pleasent interaction with the police? I've had six or seven interactions with the police. I am white. Every single incident was terrible. Three different times I was attacked. 1/2

🌊🌊🌊 Looking for blue resisters? These are good ones to follow that will follow back and interact with smaller accounts! They're awesome!

Global Warming is a Democratic hoax!🙃 Twenty year difference.

@barackobama.bsky.social you should do something about this before the midterms. BTW? BEST PRESIDENT OF MY LIFETIME.

So my sister and brother in law adopted four siblings, two special needs. They had nothing in the house so I used my SNAP card and put 110.00 of groceries in the house. Couple days later I needed pop and cigarettes. 1/2

@barackobama.bsky.social This is showing up in Virginia mailboxes. They're using your imagine illegally. Sue them back to the stone age.

Thank you daylight savings time. My microwave is on military time and I don't know how I did it.😂

Bad ideas. Small apartment, large dog. He's broken both my feet so far this year, by knocking me over. He's lucky he's cute.

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So, going over my finances today...

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Everytime I watch a horror movie at home, I have to comfort my dog because he thinks I'm yelling at him. I'm actually yelling at the dumb people getting killed in the movie.🤣

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A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Getting old sucks. Wake up with your hips hurting, knees hurt. Can't get comfortable sleeping so I've been up all night. I need to take a bath in aspercream.

I KNEW it was staged! You don't pose for a picture when bullets are flying.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social Please tell us you're looking into this?

@realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com @petehegsethsliver.bsky.social are the most inept people to be running a country. An ex reality show host and an ex fox news host. Who could have seen this coming, except EVERYBODY.

🌊🌊🌊Great bunch of people to follow! Let's rock these midterms!

And my powers out. The entire block. But the way my landlord has been begging me for money makes me think there's an outage and my power got shut off. He convienitly took off when it happened. We'll see. If my power got shut off he's not getting a dime in rent.

Guys. I just watched a horror movie that sounded like the dumbest idea ever. A manaquine follows you around and kills you. But they figured out how to make it work. I would totally recommend this. It's called "Don't look away."