The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Is Robby Hoffman a Timothée Chalamet side project?

My New Year’s resolution is to pay more in rent.

I’m just grateful that the internet has created a world where I hear about the LA mayor more than the NY mayor because I live in LA.

I think everyone involved in #IsThisThingOn should feel bad. You should be punished with a divorce if you become an open micer!

Sketches for the third character (of three ) for the main cast of Ancestral. I'm pretty satisfied with this page, I think the character is pretty clear in my mind now.

SMITH says he had evidence that Trump directly ordered alleged co-conspirators to call senators on the evening of Jan. 6 to try to continue delaying the vote ceritification. He also had evidence that Bannon said Trump was still "on fire" on evening of Jan. 6.

Is there anything better than hearing a white man call a person a “cat?”

CARRY ON is sort of like a Christmas version of DIEHARD. #carryon

Yes, CECOT is a concentration camp in the guise of a prison. The Venezuelans were the first people to *ever* be released from CECOT since Bukele opened the prison in January 2023. Seriously. The first.

Beef is so delicious that even associating it with “my friend and I want to hurt each other” doesn’t reduce cow consumption.

“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”

Can’t respect anyone who leaves DanDaDan off their best of TV list.

The Ancient Ones speak of a device, Twi’Ter, that was so powerful it could bring kings and tyrants to their knees until… The One who Hungers ate it, and the Sleepless Eye opened beneath our feet.

Watching her special, I’m certain Sarah Squirm only sold tickets on Feeld.

I get why this guy’s a divorced Republican.

I’ve eaten so many pringles my toilet’s full of paraboloids.

“Gov. Ron DeSantis’ administration diverted millions in child welfare and medical funds to fight Florida ballot amendments on marijuana and abortion.” www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

I have accomplished a type of time traveling in the sense that I can have Sunday Scaries any time.

No loads refused baked potato

Wedging in “dégringolade” or “malversation” is always preferable to believing you can get away with “read for filth” or “eat and leave no crumbs.”

Proverbs 1:26-27 does seem to lift up the haters. #BibleStudy

To be fair the weight loss tea works if that’s all you drink.

With support from Microsoft, Stripe, and Shopify, Running Tide billed itself as on the cutting edge of carbon removal. In the end, it resorted to dumping thousands of tons of wood chips in the sea. www.wired.com/story/how-th...

You need to plan your honeyMOON? With what? Space bees?

Sociologists think they're political scientists. Political scientists think they're economists. Economists think they're philosphers. And philosophers think they're the Hamburglar

I love bouquets but I hate flowers. It’s a curse.

Michelle Goldberg rules and I would love to see her podcast with David French as opposed to whatever Bouie and Cottle do.

Tower Dungeon is so cool

Henry Flint

Jay Kelly’s house is Jack Nicholson’s house, but Thaddea Graham really distinguishes herself.

I’m so strong that when I play it’s “Duck, Duck, Gooosh.”

Daniel Ek is overseeing a new plan to increase payments per stream made to Dr. Luke. #Spotify

I wept into my boyfriend’s shoulder for ten minutes after finishing TRAIN DREAMS.

Many PLUR1BUS viewers are wondering: Is hanging drone the new pizza on the roof?

You can tell a lot about the people posting about chair company (normies) and the people posting about stranger things (oldsters) tonight.

Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.

I hate how people say they listen to that podcast when I know they just read the transcription.

I’m at a Friendsgiving but for family. I call it a Friendsgivfam.

Very good panel.

lol I wonder what his husband @kenwhite.bsky.social thinks about Josh blowing his “humor” wad like this.

I love interfaces (Paul Ryan on pencils, Bob Wiacek on inks, Mike Rockwitz on colors) in Iron Man 278:

Reading @lizardbrain-art.bsky.social ‘s excellent Bronze Age fantasy Kaiju story, “Gargantuan”. I’d LOVE to see more stories set in this fascinating world!

NOBODY WANTS THIS is funny, but it does feel like Stephen Miller may have a cameo in any episode, hissing like a hairless cat.

If I knew Matthew Lillard I would call him Lil Big Man.

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

“In the beginning there were days set aside for various tasks. On the day He was to create justice God got involved in making a dragonfly and lost track of time.” —Anne Carson

This misunderstands the complaint about theater kids.

Sarah Isgur has screamed at someone through a locked Panera bathroom door #TheDispatch