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Unpacking Thanksgiving decorations today and chatting about colonizer atrocities while mom unwraps the pilgrims. We have fun.

I continue to beg y’all to utilize your public library. I just took the boys to a circus class where they walked a tight rope, juggled, spun plates, etc. they had so much fun and it was FREE!! But we were the only ones there

I was running for my life in my dream last night but made sure to stop to tell Jonathan Winters how much I loved him as Humpty Dumpty.

I'm not sure this is exact scripture, but it's pretty close.

***jeff foxworthy voice*** If you brag about how hard the dementia screening you recently passed was...youuuuuu might have dementia.

The money is there. There are contingency funds. Trump is simply not releasing it because he wants people to starve and blame Democrats even though Republicans hold both chambers of Congress and the White House. And the media will happily go along.

New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.

I cannot believe there are still people in my mentions arguing that boycotting an election because the candidates aren’t addressing your issue is a way to get them to pay attention.

What are we figuring out first, whose batting stance that is or Smoltz' phone number?

See?! That's what you get for jumping out of the way multiple times. It's the World Series, buck up.

Oh my God, it's the 18th inning. Just take one of those reeeeaaaally inside pitches for the team, ffs.

TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on. WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.

My god, I love this stupid sport so much.

10 pitchers but only one organist.

Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."

Can perimenopause cause 13 inning games?

It is one in the damn morning. Eastern time is THE WORST.

If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP. A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify. I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.

BRB, gotta fly to LA to replace the Blue Jays' 3rd base coach.

I literally kept yelling "We're repeating 2016" lasr year amd nobody wanted to hear it, but now look at us about to be Sesame Streetless.

Sometimes i get tired of feeling like Cassandra, not just because i feel like I've predicted so many horrible things since 2016, but also because when you try to point shit out to people in real time, they never even learn their lesson once they're proven wrong, they just double down.

Is this the void I'm supposed to scream into now?

Today I lost an NIH grant training clinicians to do research about intimate partner violence with perinatal women. More women are murdered in the perinatal period than die of obstetric complications. I didn't just lose a grant. We lost an entire cohort of people building careers to prevent that.

Nobel Beef Prize was right there.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

IS THE BALL COATED IN BUTTER?! DOES ANYONE IN PASADENA HAVE SOME DAWN POWER WASH?!

@dennistclark.bsky.social I am ALREADY pacing. Gonna be a great night.

Can our friendship survive a Texas vs. Alabama National Championship?! I sure hope we get to find out! Hook 'em Horns! And Roll Tide (for one game.) @dennistclark.bsky.social

Oh cool cool cool someone who does not know me and has never interacted with me is mansplaining college football. Sir, you are out of your element.

I don't think I can watch this.

Ok, Iowa and Louisville - let's make this PURE CHAOS!

It's getting wild in the section committee war room.

Georgia should have gone for two. Momentum and the stands were on their side.

And I'll admit it, I underestimated Quinn Ewers. He is just an anti-Samson, I guess.

Ok, my Longhorns won. I know y'all were waiting for my hot takes, but my cat and I had to do our nails. Now hers are cut and mine are 96% dry so Roll Tide I guess. It's all very messy right now being a Longhorns and Buckeyes fan.

I have this thought so often. What could I do if I was married to someone with insurance? It's so ridiculous that your health is dependent on your level of participation in capitalism.

Might I be able to figure out how to live without a day job? Sure, IF I were married to somebody with insurance.

Wow. I thought Ohio State got screwed by the refs, but Auburn must have run over that dude's dog or something, because I could see that facemask from 800 miles away.

Welp.

I have to keep reminding myself to breathe.

I've eaten four cinnamon rolls and vacuumed under an armchair. I sat on the floor rocking back and forth most of the 2nd quarter. I spent the last two minutes of the half pacing. Woo, sports!

Happy 10th Anniversary (ish) to one of my favorite college football games of all time. 2013 Iron Bowl FOREVER!

Two things I believe wholeheartedly: 1. The Electoral College is bullshit. 2. The top two teams in a conference should play in the conference-championship game.

I could NOT sleep last night. It's game day, friends. ♥️🩶