Still looking for Bluesky tips and tricks like how do I mass block accounts of white men that call themselves comedians

Pope Six Squish Uh-Uh Cicero Lipschitz

If Garrett’s doesn’t release a Chicago Style Pope-corn bucket then I don’t want to live here anymore.

Lately I’ve been inspired by illustrations from mid-20th century junior encyclopedias and now that’s your problem too! Here’s the Tower of Babel featuring one Vampire.

As long as we’re in a dystopia can we make it so I can text my dog from upstairs ‘what are you barking at?’

This app is curing my main character syndrome and I guess part of me is grateful for that

Can Screen Time tell me how much time I spend composing mean replies I never post?

I’LL DO IT. For my country.

A lot of people think leftist need to dumb down their message to succeed, but I think we need to give the American people more credit than that. They can spot a fake. They need to run someone who actually is dumb. It's the only way.

This was great but I’m looking forward to the Heads Off march.

@franatee.bsky.social sent her newsletter subscribers a list of favorite songs, and all I can imagine is Carol crafting away with these playing in the background. 🎧 Anyway, checkout "Nobody's Home" and subscribe to her newsletter for more creative, hip and cool stuff! #Music

Yunseo Chung is: – a legal permanent resident – a high school valedictorian – a Columbia student who merely participated in pro-Palestinian demonstrations And ICE wants to deport her. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/n...

When will they release the upside down US flag emoji?

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

The resistance will bring down Musk and Trump. Congress, wake up before your power is gone. The GOP begging Trump to release money to their states is pathetic—stand up to this tyranny. Congress controls the purse strings.

Elon Musk claims DOGE has saved $55 billion, but the numbers don’t add up. DOGE released a list of canceled contracts totaling $16 billion in supposed savings. However, nearly half of that came from an $8 billion ICE contract—except that contract was actually worth just $8 million.

hahahaha we’re toast

I’m trying to be a good person but sometimes the only thing that gets me through the day is imagining heads on pikes.

there are too many rich person laugh jokes on this app where are my poverty guffaws

What’s the cover for dismantling the FAA? I mean I know it’s because they dared to tell a baby no about his space toys, but like what’s the reason they’re pretending it is?

The Internationale (Taylor’s Version)

Apparently Kendrick’s halftime show didn’t fix everything? That was kinda my last hope.

Thank you! A federal judge blocked U.S. DOGE employees from altering any records of payments at the Treasury Department while she weighs a request by public interest groups for a broader injunction against their activity. Thank you, U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly’s! 🙏

Crucial SF-50 forms, detailing job titles, salaries, and Social Security numbers, have disappeared from a federal database managed by the Office of Personnel Management.

“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say “The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy?“”

NEW: Ahmad Khalil, A Lone Survivor in Gaza “The Israelis shot my father, my mother, my sisters and my brothers.” vimeo.com/1053892294

I’m using this ✌️ a lot lately what do we think that’s about

I think my millennial nerd final straw is that ‘doge’ first appeared in Homestar Runner. So now there’s a more or less straight line between The Brothers Chaps and the downfall of the United States of America.

Some of you, and I’m not naming names, are ranting as though “a big bad thing is happening and nobody in the MSM is talking about it!!!” is new to 2025. Like girl where you been? I’m guessing Starbucks.

Push the glasses back up your nose and LOOK AT WHERE YOU ARE, SIR.

Chicago, baby.

SAVE US, WENDY

Chicagoans are preparing for more ICE raids, but decades of strong protections are helping to fortify the city's response. Local organizers point to a mix of local laws, volunteer networks, and community support. boltsmag.org/chicago...

When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests. We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason. ALSO.

How can I get financial compensation for every mean thing I write but don’t send? Maybe I should charge monthly to not make people cry. Like mob protection.

Lizzie Magie (1866-1948) a US game designer who invented 'The Landlord's Game', the precursor to the globally famous 'Monopoly', which demonstrated the evils of capitalism #WomensArt

‘O my friends, there are no friends’, 2011 by Sigalit Landau, memorial to 17 million Holocaust victims.

Will the illegally fired inspectors general show up to work anyway, like a bunch of George Costanzas? We shall see! www.wonkette.com/p/inspectors...

THE meme of 2025 for me.

“The Israeli government will never stop until we make them with an arms embargo,” the Palestinian American lawmaker said on social media on Thursday.

Remember the golden rule, kids: Treat others however everyone else does, god forbid you rock the boat.

I’m still following and dissecting Trump and GOP’s 200 point proposed budget and tax plan released last week. Here is how much YOUR TAXES will increase (or decrease) under his administration if this budget passes: A thread 🧵

We still call it the Sears Tower in Chicago despite an official name change - and Sears is a failed company that sold stoves and khakis. I don’t imagine we’re going to have a problem sticking to Gulf of Mexico.

We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.

We're going to need a bigger Luigi.

As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.

The TikTok ‘Welcome Back’ message is to propaganda as clubbing baby seals is to hunting.