Ok, I didn't realize "yeah, they're largely homophobic shitbags" was yet *another* reason we need to keep this empire in check. Of course we Americans currently have the stupidest and most incompetent government that money can buy tasked with doing this.

PS - I wonder if Kash is watching Comey’s indictment & thinking “That’ll never be ME, Daddy LOVES me…” Whistling past the gilded graveyard, pal. He fucks over everybody. Trump doesn’t care about anyone. If you get murdered, Kash, he’ll say it’s sad & pivot to how great his ballroom is. Trust me.

Those are reasonable terms.

Meta is a right wing company that is poisoning the brains of millions of Boomers and the worst people you knew in high school. This action is right in line with who they and Zuckerberg are now

I'm delighted that others have made the difficult decision I made a few months back: That the usual proscription against making fun of someone's immutable afflictions no longer applied to this guy. Make fun of his voice. He and his lot wouldn't think twice about doing likewise and WORSE to us.

As a disabled pregnant woman currently taking paracetamol (tylenol) for back & pelvic pain... I don't yet have a response for the ableist, eugenicist, evidently pro-life movatived "announcement" from the US President. But I will say this. If you don't want a disabled child, don't have children.

Yep. The left made a corporate giant lose billions in perceived-by-investors value That's why they folded. Didn't take much of a punch to their face, really.

Borrowing from Mr. Oliver, one need say only four magic words: Fuck you. Make me. (Or RATM's immortal nine words, should one prefer.) youtu.be/JYJ6QJqy92s?...

What great new medical advice does the guy who brought back Measles have now?!

"We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race!" But seriously? "Want people to have children?" Any more than they already do? Not especially. Population continues to grow at 1%. Fertility rate is 2.20 births per woman, per World Bank. newrepublic.com/article/2004...

Anyone know how many years had to pass before a legitimate hero (as opposed to a domestic terrorist) had departed before we got "other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

The worst opposition party in our lifetime.

Scenes from the confluence of an AI bubble and crony capitalism: xAI is currently raising $10 billion at a valuation of $200 billion while the data annotation team is run by a college kid. Much prudent investment. Very wisdom of the market. futurism.com/elon-musk-co...

I'd been meaning to grab that screenshot, but Betty got 'round to it before I did

I certainly can, but our perpetually wussified Democratic "leadership" are way too wussy to do it. Because they're wussies. (yeah, going with the P word would've had the alliteration, but I'm a guy and don't get a pass.)

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Let's go #Mets - pretty please? - but in the meantime, nice work, Sho time.

Lessons from being online since 1995 1. Brandolini's law: "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it." 2. Chill before serving. (Mine) 3. It's irony when the actor or observer is "confidently unaware." 4. On the Media's rules.

He's telling on himself again.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

I have to wonder what kind of "image on the face" such a commemorative watch might depict. (I don't *want* to, mind you.)

Just the Gray Lady's wishful thinking. Right kids? Mamdani's a crap ton smarter than his uber rich adversaries and he's just playing them, and he's totally NEVER gonna turn out to be a sellout hack PoS embarrassment. I just know these things and am never wro... Ugh. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...

The Democratic "leadership" apparently hates NYC every bit as much as the dumbest Trumper from Shite's Crick Georgia.

Duncan Black reminds that dipshit centrists are America's Worst Humans.

Oh how I wish I could've introduced #Musk to these alcohol poisoned yobbos as "the African with multiple baby mamas"

Maybe it's de-evolution? Mothersbaugh and Castle had it right back in the 70s, we're only really feeling it now?

Lol. I'm Universalist so obviously I think that's BS. BUT. If there really is such a thing as divine judgement? A good place, or a bad place, that your still-living soul is sent you when you die? Charlie Kirk sure as shit ain't "joined his [C]reator."

Let's not lose sight of a great universal truth of modern times: Nothing good comes from driving a #Stellantis product. (Sorry, Fix It Again Tony, gotta throw-a you under the bus as well. You had a good run but you can't wash off the stench of that corporation's rot.)

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

As someone who covered Utah politics and culture in cartoons for half a century here is my take on the Kirk shooter: You have no idea

This just in: Joe #Biden is still old. Also just in: Friends continue to not let friends watch #CNN.

All's I know is I'll move heaven and earth to help the apparently helpless po-po catch this guy. After I finish shopping for hair conditioner and have an opportunity to use it. I'll get right on it. #BackTheBlue

From the department of No Shit, Sherlock: "the biggest beneficiaries of the new programs so far may be families whose children were already attending private schools" MAY be? #vouchers #greed #RichAssholes www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...

I guess the main thing I’m learning this week is that lots of elite media people knew charlie kirk personally and didn’t know any minnesota state legislators

Here are 780(!!) times over the past 5 years in which Kirk has publicly spouted bigoted BS: www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk

More tweets from Charlie Kirk over just the last few days. They are an impressive mix of hatred towards: Blacks, immigrants, women, immigrants, Muslims, LGBTQ, academics.

A few more teets from Charlie Kirk oer just the last few days. They are an impressive mix of hatred towards: Blacks, immigrants, women, immigrants, Muslims, LGBTQ, academics.

Every journalist who was right about the Iraq War was tossed or eased out of the profession within a couple of years. We effectively vetted the press for idiocy, drawing a chart on the break-room wall which said "You must be THIS stupid to work here." This is the trash that remains.

Speaking of disappeared 9/11-based hilarity? Atrios had the best takedown ever for Rudy G when he blogged: "If Rudy is elected president, then every year we can sing 9/11 carols around the 9/11 tree" (I do imagine, perhaps, Atrios himself took it down) lancasteronline.com/smartremarks...

To: All Staff Subject: Alligator Moat We feel bad about the kids who fell into the alligator moat, but building a safety fence would have restricted the rights of all people to fall into the alligator moat.

It's the 24th anniversary of the day that the funniest joke ever was conceived: "9/11 is the worst thing to happen to the New York City skyline since Donald Trump" I KNOW which comedian uttered it, but I believe he'd rather I not bring it up. Don't bother looking it up; Google's disappeared it.

@jaybookman.bsky.social nails that crazier-than-an-outhouse-rat HHS "Secretary" splendidly. And kudos for not bothering to fall prostrate and beg forgiveness for Ch@rlie K!rk's passing. georgiarecorder.com/2025/09/11/b...

If you need a textbook example of bravery, look no further.

I'm going to need to see the long form death certificate.

Yeah, that's where I burst out laughing too. Guilty as charged.

Ok, it did take me a few seconds.

Grab 'em by the paycheck. When you're a star, you can do anything. #labor #Twunt prospect.org/labor/2025-0...

Worse than _1984_. Worse than you can imagine, and we Americans' hands are bloodied. A brutal slog to read in its entirety but read we must. Thank you, AP. Finally: You may be brave and determined, but you're no Yang Guoliang. I don't know if anyone I've met could be. apnews.com/article/chin...

Y'all know this is a feature, not a bug, right? More sick kids dovetail nicely with working Mom and Dad to death, denying them coverage through work requirements paperwork. And, reducing fraud? These imbeciles can't find their own ass with both hands and a flashlight.

Not even going to try to register to read a freebie to confirm that this disgusting quote is legit. But, I'll not curse the darkness; rather, I'll light a candle. Here's where Robert Moses is buried if you want to pay him proper respect: maps.app.goo.gl/iEb5Ms5Jiq55... (h/t findagrave dot com)