Be honest, do you only like me for my mediocre memes? 🥺

Cats and pit bulls are genuinely such a good combo as long as you realise they're still animals and you're responsible for all their interactions anyway look at my new son he's insane okay bye

it's an acetaminophenonemon!

My childhood best friend's 41st birthday was yesterday but she's eternally 38. And grief is weird bc there's a version of myself only she knew and now that version of myself is just...gone. Idk man.

hey from me and my cat son

Anyway I'm trying to relearn German on my Instagram reels follow along and make fun of me but keep it to yourself okay bye www.instagram.com/mich.charisse

Yup! We are still very much in an active pandemic and covid is surging again. Mask up and fight back against eugenics propaganda 😷

Because I'm cute and sometimes I'm funny. Kind of. I think.

Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.

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If anyone of you fuckers dm's me on Spotify, i will camp out in your walls

I guess you could say I'm something of a gamer 🫦💅

"If you're in line to piss on James Dobson's grave, please hold your bladder and be patient. The cemetery will remain open past closing time to allow everyone in line a chance to relieve themselves."

This kid is all of us.

It's me www.westendproductions.org

Deadwood, hands down not even close

morning mood

I need someone to talk to me about this fucking album pls I'm begging

Being clever and a cunt is both a blessing and a curse

Cats..................

#photography #photograph #photo #Georgia From 2016 to 2021, I roamed rural Georgia with my camera and pretended to be a #photographer. Here is image #57 from the series. Location: Hampton, Georgia

Yeah, yeah, your boobies are very nice but I'm on this app for the bodega kitties pls

leaving my builders tea bag in my cup the entire time because mama didn't raise no quitter and i do not fear death

okay so just to be clear we are way past the time to be cool to each other now it the time that we need to be super cool to each other

What am I meant to do with all this useless mafia knowledge I have tucked away in my useless brain

Obligatory

Come see my friends perform

LA let's goooooo

I got my girl 10 years ago today

Baby's first Hollywood fringe 🥹

Conserving our environment is an American value. From hikers to hunters we want to keep our public lands public! Thats why the unprecedented sell-off of millions of acres of public lands needs to be removed from the Senate Budget Bill. Nature is non partisan! 🇺🇸 Pass it on!

Update: sugar bear earrings.

Anyway look at my dog she's still perfect

Hey y'all think I could get asbestos poisoning from this dress or nah

I'll never be cool but at least I've never had to ask chatgpt a question

Do not stop speaking up for Palestine 🇵🇸

Wow thanks I hate this