That’s called toast, as in Tr*mp is f*cking toast. 33% from AP, beyond done

This clearly ends the discussion toilet paper over the top, never under. Patented in 1891

Zohran Mamdani hitting non-stop Home Runs. On 14 April, Tax Day, he’s hosting a Tax The Rich with Gabriel Zucman and the OG Joseph Stiglitz.

Stop the search, I found my phone,…right by the prosciutto in the refrigerator

Rather than hear any of his shit, it would be great if Pope Leo just straight up Excommunicated JD Vance.

How far from God’s light have you fallen to saturate beautiful, delicious pistachios in Chocolate Toffee?

Hungarian Election Results: Tisza now has a super majority Suck It Orban

With all the news this week, new cat Eddie literally limited my computer time #Caturday

Now that nuclear annihilation is off the table, let’s focus on the important issues. Like what happened to KKKaronline Leavitt’s nose?

In light of these comments, I’m installing these vending machines for a limited time

Funicular Friday until morale improves: Old Quebec

I don’t think the Republicans or rest of America understands- The Left is becoming absolutely fierce. The polar opposite of hopey-changy Obama shit. We are FDR Democrats to flat out bring material change to peoples lives. The time of defeatism and peasantry is over.

Is it too much to have this but like in every city and town over 5K? It’s not too much to ask,…that’s why I’m running for Council file under: bike, bike lanes, e-bike, protected, separate

Is fascist fat f*ck Hungarian Dictator Victor Orban…a Gungan?

Hell yeah Iran, “You Go Girl!”

This is seriously my hopium nowadays. When gas goes $5-$6+ Cities start laying the red carpet out for protected/sep bike lanes.

I’m still pretty proud of No Kings I. Armed Trump supporters showed up harassing protestors. Well, I harassed back and ran their asses off. They never showed up for NK2 or NK3. This made the local paper, front page.

Went north of the Ohio River for protest 3 of 3 and ended on a high note. Those Buckeyes and people driving by were super supportive. Overall, a really great day. This is our America not Trumps and we showed out. SE Ohio, north of the Ohio River.

Just completed No Kings Protest- 2 of 3, a lot of honks more hicks. Rolling coal and yelling Trump crap, no worries I gave it back 200%. Along the Ohio River, NE KY

Just completed No Kings Protest, small but feisty crew, a lot of honks in support- 1 of 3 protests along the Ohio River, NE KY

Our cat Eddie helped with No Kings signs for today, #Caturday

Hands down the greatest hero in all of Television: Al Swearengen- Deadwood

If Trump deploys any Soldiers in Iran, they will get absolutely slaughtered. I had four deployments to Iraq in the 2000s. It was well known then, that Iraq at it’s worst was an absolute joke compared to anything in Iran. Throw in drone warfare now, the US will get annihilated.

Oral hygiene is of upmost importance, especially for cats who wear robes, #Caturday

Thinking of a much much beloved member of our family lost 3 yrs ago: Louie. An Indoor/Outdoor cat who literally arrrived at our doorstep to his forever home, with us. #Caturday

This tracks- a majority of MLB Players are Right Wing dick riders. A tiny Minority have common sense.

Sir Stringer Bell

I say again, Melania Trump has been in the US for 30…THIRTY years. She still speaks like a 1980s 8th Grader fresh off the boat from the Soviet Union

There are rare times I absolutely put my foot down but I did not relent on no gas vehicles in the household. My wife & daughter both got hit last yr & they got EVs (non-Tesla). Mine is 4 yrs old (non-Tesla). EV's are insanely cheaper in every way. Before this, u could pick a used one up for a song

Did JD Vance at least say "Thank You" to President Zelensky for Ukraine providing personnel and material to protect the US?

Pets the day after Daylight Savings TIme

In 2029: “But, Federal Judges appointed by Tr*mp will block all our progressive policies” First, stop being Defeatist, stop being a Peasant, and stop being a little B*tch 1 of 2

I know it was a busy week so you might not noticed but I got quote posted by the GOAT, Ray Delahanty- City Nerd. I almost fainted like a little bitch on the spot.

Once again, against the family's advice, Benji decided to keep going with the “Western" look in 2026. #Caturday

Funicular Friday until morale improves Funiculaire de Pau, France

Suck it darkness, Day Light Savings be less than 48hrs out!

I need something that brings hope: So Cargo Bike Thursday (Bakfiets Back All Right) @americanfietser.bsky.social @cargobike.bsky.social @iepstein.bsky.social

Spring cannot come soon enough

The 14 Day forecast is 55F or higher Fuck you pants, Hello shorts

I really enjoyed City Nerd live. Delahanty is so smart, insightful and really genuine. I showed up an hour early and got front row seats, nice.

See you this evening @nerd4cities.bsky.social Traveling 2+ hrs. to see City Nerd (Ray Delahanty) at the Kentucky Theater in Lexington, KY…Nice

“RFK Jr Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant.” The Onion Non-Stop Winning!

Of course, Trump has no follow on plan for new leadership. Chaos and instability in Iran and in the Middle East was the entire plan. That’s what Israel wanted.

If Mayor Mamdani bowled over 170, amend the Constituion to allow foreign born to be President

The Girl Scout “Crew” disarmed me sending one with a hard lisp to the front door and cookies with a solar panel on the front. Girl Scout got game son! #Girlscouts

Roving bands of organized crime crews were just literally at my doorstep a minute ago GIRL SCOUTS!!!!

Most succesful strikes have a grill on tram tracks* Rail Workers Strike-SNCF France In the US, we don't really have trams, for the most part, so just put ol'boy on wheels,...be ambitious, we gots a world to win

"America is different, trains will never really work" We used to have rail on the literal beach RETVRN

Eddie is visibly pissed about the US bombing Iran #Caturday

Funicular Friday until morale improves (for the next 3 yrs for sure) Stoosbahn-Switzerland