no woke, go broke

when i was in law school in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, plenty of smarmy dudes argued to my face that the 19th amendment was unconstitutional and that affirmative action was reverse racism but go off dumbass

i can’t stand libs but i have to say that as much as we goof on it, “nevertheless she persisted” is something i say constantly, right after bitching for 20-25 minutes about the devastating consequences of capitalism. like yeah nevertheless i’m gonna have to keep going

fell to my knees in relief when, after two weeks of autistic food aversion where i’ve been eating the same three takeout meals every day, i still had enough money for rent this month. living in america is so cool and normal

i’ve been on intramuscular T for over a year now and it was hurting bad enough every week that i was psyching myself out and about to switch to subq, but then i found out you can cough right before you put the needle in and you don’t even feel it?? why didn’t anyone tell me about this dark magick???

you could do the hunger games movie love triangle with the challengers cast and it wouldn’t change it at all

i am tired

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

listening to the new hunger games book and suzanne collins is so unbelievably based and also she really said, “ah yes, district three, the autism district”

what’s awesome about dressing like a slob who doesn’t care about their job every day at work is that when you serve a look, everyone comments on it. instant ego boost because i’m not wearing joggers and a vaguely communist t-shirt

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

ah, yes, time for bed. let me just take my medicine. *opens a pill bottle and shakes out a three hour jenny nicholson video*

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

tons of replies to posts about Kat Abughazaleh raising $200k in one day to primary an 80 y/o incumbent, saying she’s GOP and replying to every single post with that lie if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs

the money being raised in small donations for populist candidates is through the roof. there is a wave of young leftist opposition for the gerontocracy coming, and all i can pray for is that they mean what they say and actually execute.

being transmasc is so embarrassing. i constantly forget about my voice drop and talk super high out of habit, and then remember i actually can have a deep voice, but if i drop the tone down mid-convo i sound like i’m trying to flirt with the 62 year old man checking me out at the grocery store

it’s so funny how every gay who’s been to a sapphic bar in LA in the past couple years knew that lucy dacus and julien baker were together but we pretty much all kept it under wraps like those new yorkers in spider-man (2004)

these MAGAt bitches show up wearing the modern swastika to places that marginalized people have made safe for ourselves in order to get the little crumb of oppression they so desperately crave and it’s fucking embarrassing. take it bitch! hope you choke on it!

i went to color me mine for work, and a person with a VERY nonbinary name and haircut was helping us, so i wanted to get the pronoun tea and i said, “hi! i’m elliott, i use he/they pronouns!” and she raised an eyebrow and said, “good to know.” turns out her parents just named her that

old dudes from a church would come on campus at my college screaming at young girls about how they were sluts and whores and i can’t help but think that perhaps that did not have to do with freedom of speech

reading Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White. it is so fucking good but it’s too bad i already know what happens because it’s my goddamn biography

imo the democratic party may as well have disbanded today gg fellas, build something new because your old ship is underwater

a few days ago, i cried for the first time in a long time and let the miserable retching grief and selfish indignation at feeling like i was born in the fourth quarter of Earth pour out of me, and then i wiped the snot and the rot from my nose and eyes and resolved to create something from it.

i asked my friends, "how long do y'all think i've been in a deep depression?" and they said, "probably since october" bitch i was gagged. i was asking myself, "how are you?" and then telling myself, "good, how are you?" and taking my own word for it!!

today in enshittification: i got a postcard for a new health benefit (which my company is likely paying millions of dollars for while refusing to raise wages) where the product is that you can get a second opinion. that’s it, that’s the whole thing. you can call a different doctor. incredible

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

me pre-T: sorry to narcissus but i’m different. i would never drown in a pool from looking at myself too long. i cower from the mirror like a hit dog me finally seeing gains from lifting while on T: OUCH! (i bonked my forehead into the mirror while trying to kiss myself) OUCH! (i did it again)

shout out to all the woman <3

is it time for me to start playing marvel rivals

sometimes i think about the total amount of debt i am in and how much money it would take to get me out of it and back to flat zero (like roughly 50k) and then think about how many people in this world who could give me that money and not notice it even a little bit and it ruins my week

i have had the absolute worst luck with neighbors in the past couple years at my place and it’s just so unbelievable that it’s almost funny to try and explain

dude i am acquaintances with at work went in the bathroom at the same time as me and saw that there was only one stall available and turned and said, “oh, you can have it man, i’ll use the urinal!” clockedt… but in a considerate and chivalrous manner

newsflash for the transmedicalists rampant in the LGBTQ scene: the cringey nonbinary 19-year-old you’re watching an annoying Discourse tiktok from is not your enemy

every republican in the senate voted for a measure that would require children to have their genitalia inspected to play girls’ sports. every single one.

free palestine

not one word about trans people in zoe saldana’s speech. wow lol

my car has a feature where when you connect to bluetooth it plays the last thing you were listening to. sometimes it even does this for apps you’ve closed, like spotify or audible. it’s a cool feature until the dipsea porn story you were listening to blasts full volume with your roommate in the car

I think we can all agree that we need communism

the phrase, “dumb as a box of rocks” is a triumph of the human language. immediately conveys idiom meaning, rhymes, great rhythm, all one syllable, terrific insult. incredible

(to the tune of “This Year” by the Mountain Goats) i am gonna make it through this beer till it fills me

look at my lawyer dog i’m going to exercise my fifth amendment rights 😭😭😭

*gun in my mouth* I’ve been good. How have you been

libs making ugly ass homophobic signs of trump and elon making out and protesting outside of tesla dealerships in a way that is not at all disruptive with no clear demands whatsoever: what do you think you’re accomplishing exactly?

taking off work today because i’m so goddamn depressed i don’t know what to do. oh hey! i could play disco elysium! that definitely won’t make it worse!

the purest form of class solidarity in los angeles is the relationship between personal assistants and hostesses at trendy expensive restaurants

guess what ethnicity the guy who wrote this is