Me when the judge asks my client if their attorney did a good job for them and my client says “A great job, your honor.”

He’s deserved it since Wallace tbh

This woman just broke down paying for her car repair at the shop because her son is currently deployed in the Middle East and has been asking her to tell everyone he loves them 😕

this has literally been a years-long existential dilemma for thousands and thousands of families

I love to sleep. I never, ever have trouble sleeping. Woke up at 4AM unable to fall back sleep, and apparently we are we war with Iran.

Imagine the Supreme Court saying something is illegal and you just call it a “legal setback.” wtf, NYT

More white nationalism from the guy we’re letting poison Memphis and drill a hole in Nashville

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

Dear auto manufacturers: the people are begging for buttons. No one wants a touch screen for their damn climate control.

what a shot

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

The sad vol fan bio is NEVER changing

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Never change, Lyonel Baratheon. #akotsk

A note from our editors:

The HS seniors about to go to college were born during the Obama administration

Me: “No I will not be doing that for you. That is a crime.” Client: “What! Really??” Me: “Yes, it’s called witness tampering, and it is a felony.” My job is never boring.

A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor. ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.

The 2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators were treated far too lightly. Media and the public moved on too fast without grasping the seriousness of assassination. These are life and death issues, not just differences of opinion the USA is working out. The reactionary right is ready to kill.

“It’s our blood and bones And these whistles and phones Against Miller and Noem’s lies.” What a banger.

I’m making my way through the Oscar nominees for best picture. I have 4 to go. Which one do I watch next? a) The Secret Agent b) F1 c) Sentimental Value d) Hamnet

A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social

sorry to Oscars post but you have got to be fucking KIDDING leaving Jesse plemons outta that. are you out of your god damn fucking minds. you idiots. you fucking jackenapes

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.” The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.

Good morning, GO VOLS, abolish ICE. ❤️

You know Alex Pretti & Renee Good—the 2 white people ICE killed. ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. 9 TOTAL. ABOLISH ICE.

If you struggle with nihilist thoughts, do not watch Train Dreams. Boy, that film was beautiful, but a bummer.

They owe her, and all of us, an apology.

My undergrad institution (in TN) is known for their nursing program, and probably half my sorority was comprised of nursing majors. I’m seeing a lot of these nurses, even the apolitical and center-right ones, post about Alex Pretti. They’re pissed.

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."

“Why would you bring a gun to….” Is irrelevant under the second amendment

I decided to respond with a tl;dr of my thread.

Easy way to email all your federal reps at once, FYI. Just text them your zip.

Holy shit.

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

Heavy on the twice!

CNN cuts to reporter Sara Sidner, who is in distress: "I'm trying to breathe"

Howdy fellow US folks! Buy a firearm and learn to shoot, maintain and handle it safely. I’m happy to be a resource. I’d also prefer guns didn’t exist, full-stop, but the legislation in this country isn’t changing. The times certainly are.

I don’t know a lot of things, but I know this for a fact: Renee and Alex would still be here if y’all could have just shut up and voted for women. Like I did. Twice.

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:

ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.

BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident. ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.

My person of the year is the Minnesotan.

I want to see where ICE is taking these people. Congress members need to be demanding to see the inside of the detention centers. We do not know if these people are okay.

Just to sum up, today we learned that ICE: - has an explicit policy of violating the 4th Amendment (but kept it secret because they know it’s illegal) - kidnapped a 5-year-old & used him as bait before sending him thousands of miles away from his family - murdered a man in a camp & lied about it