Been a phone repair engineer for a long time and a little known fact about modern phones is they can gain immunity to things like humans. I recommend dunking your phone into the toilet often to make it waterproof, starting with clean water, eventually moving up to a bowl full of hot snakes

rip buddy

There is a theory circulating that Oprah is telling millennials to forgive their parents and take them back because the U.S. doesn't want to take on the burden of caring for them as they age. I'm inclined to believe it with every new headline.

One of the most disrespectful things I see on the internet are those ads that are like "Check out this hidden gem city" and it's like San Francisco. Or "Check out this forgotten scifi film" and it's like 2001 Space Odyssey

...I should probably advertise my small business on small business Saturday hi I'm Cen and I make magical set pieces and home decor for your everyday witchlife, mostly out of hardwoods you can find my shops at ✨ www.galdrecraft.com 🔮 ko-fi.com/cmgaldre/shop #shopsmall #holiday #bskynm

Sci fi show where it starts off really crazy, unbelievable, and as the show progresses you eventually realize the crazy stuff was actually caused by a very mundane thing. Omg that's the plot of Scooby doo. Only realized that halfway through typing

@noncompliantcyborg.bsky.social check this ctenophore out! Lovely images. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 875 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife

Periphylla. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 874 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife

What I'm listening to today: "mode 1", StereoMan More 1997 sample tracker music. Just-fast-enough-for-dancing midtempo with a lot of satisfying sounds. I hear like, synths from early-90s Autechre, beats from mid-90s Meat Beat Manifesto, and a toddler going to town with some forks on the glassware

my "garfield 9/11" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

shop.firebelly-studios.com Stickers, Booster Packs, Prints, Small Pocket Dimensions are all up on the shop. Try and use PURPLEFRIDAY code for 10% off. #tcg #stickers

Hey everyone 🤗 The Black Friday sale is now live on itchio! You can get all of my Mana Seed #pixelart assets for 35-50% off regular price. Have a great weekend! itch.io/s/169816/man...

Big mommy milkers for peace

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good morning

I love reading in-depth articles on my phone

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality. Exhibit A:

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis, lactose intolerance.

Deee-Lite’s SUPA DJ DMITRY is here to celebrate the RSD Black Friday release of The Very Best Of Deee-Lite, and share tales of the group’s funkadelic encounters with Bootsy Collins, Q-Tip, and the JB horns. The Record Store Day Podcast, Wherever you get your podcasts or: bit.ly/RSDPODCAST

> Chatgpt how many shrooms do I use in my green bean casserole to make sure no one mentions politics

The best time to experiment with a new recipe is 2 hours before thanksgiving

bottled sharks 🦈 #sharks #art

the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)

happy thanksgiving

I miss Yahoo Games

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

Silos on field edge. W/C & Gouache My eye is always attracted by these landscape mirrors. #contemporaryart #traditionalart #artsky. #farm #drawing #fineart #art #traditionalart #landscape #watercolor www.rmhershberger.com

S Tier: gravenstein apple pie Meh Tier: random berry, pumpkin, lemon meringue Dog shit tier: pecan, key lime, cherry, banana, rhubarb Come at me

The beatings will continue (actually increase 30%) until morale improves

What triggered the flower child fashion trend of the 90s

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Get your best friend (or enemy) some stocking stuffers! shop.firebelly-studios.com

Oh hello

My "I swear we're not doing Enron 2.0" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

voids sticker sheet🐈‍⬛ get it here: mcapriglione.art

Me putting some bread in the oven: "Time to go full yeastmode!" Everyone else in the room: groaning in disappointment

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

All I am doing these days is building tiny sets and I couldn't be happier.

What's the shitty Christmas movie list looking like this year.

How is yellowcard still releasing bangers

I snapped this one at sunset tonight from Figueroa Mountain Road in Santa Barbara County looking towards the Gaviota Coast. The distance between me and the boat is shockingly well over 30 miles! #Photography

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Little morning hack, melt a single stick of butter into your cup of coffee for a rich wake up treat

Thunderstorms!!!! And moles and also gophers. Several new songs, entities, items & scripts, room states & more. It's been steady progress. Filling out this underground fungus section then moving onto houses and other fun stuff 🙂‍↕️