the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him.

Doug Wilson of Ursa Ag has built a repairable dumb tractor specifically to provide an alternative in the market to John Deere's high-tech tractors. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social spoke with Doug on how the response has been. Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqwd...

Science communicators (and also all secular people) should watch this Lily Alexandre video. “I guess I thought eventually I’d find something that was still sacred up close” youtu.be/Q-sE2C-5xrk?...

yes and a shitload of communists believed freezing seeds made them cold tolerant. bad fucking science does not discriminate between political tendencies

2AM Tornado Warning… gotta love tornado season

Dua Lipa celebrating her Song vs Song victory this week by getting married! @shadowtodd.bsky.social @alinaisyou.bsky.social www.vogue.com/article/dua-...

we need to normalize the idea that while we should always seek to make voting easier and more accessible, that DOES NOT mean we should encourage absolutely everyone to vote

Even with the World Cup coming up, Kansas City has more net worth in it today for Big Slick Celebrity Weekend than any other day of the year.

Watched Drop Zone last night for the How Did This Get Made and I can’t help but compare the character Swoop to a Chimney Swift

Hella Good walked so Alone and DTLA could run. Happy #Detour Day #KimPetras #NoDoubt #GwenStefani #Slayyyter #SistersNotTwins #Playlists #Music

Bringing back anti-nerd bullying for LLM boosters btw. If you’re boosting LLMs I’m going to stuff you in a locker or give you an atomic wedgie. Told the ladies about that in the group chat and we’re gonna try it out at the bar tonight. We’re gonna try to swirly a known LLM booster.

Puss Puss x The Bum Bum Song 🎶 my bum is on the Swedish, Swedish, Swedish… (quick fade) taaalk to me in Swedish 🎶

Stop 👏 casting 👏 Tom 👏 Hardy 👏

wonder how many gooner porn thinkpieces take into account that masturbation is one of the last pleasurable things that anyone can do for free

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

Tonight Texas might get its first open Rhodesian candidate for statewide office.

HMMMMMMM…..

Shoot us an email if you’ve been sexually disappointed by Clavicular

Now Watching: Cougar Town Just finished a Scrubs rewatch and it’s fun that they retconned the terrible season 9 so time to see where Bill Lawerence was putting his focus.

The “America First” crowd sure is mad about the mayor of New York not wanting to celebrate another country that’s committing genocide.

I know I know, tons of ingredients and plenty of work but I LOVE a painkiller. It’s a go-to despite all the kinetics. Even have a bunch of frozen pineapple fronds for garnish

23 May 2026

Bold move of Xbox to change their branding to X_BO_X so are we just supposed to call it “Bo” now?

Absolutely mean mugging the loser with the Trump sicker at the gas pump today. I made sure he saw me. Stay strapped, friends.

Last week I scored 10 pounds of grass fed for $1.80 a pound and had people on Twitter telling me it was bad and had turned grey and I told them it hadn’t and that you’re just seeing the myoglobin and slight oxidation and the idiots wouldn’t listen. Pulled it out yesterday and viola, idiots.

Anyone gonna tell the hicks from OKC that this is basketball not Soccer. These flops are ridiculous.

Damn, Slayyyter fucking killed it on Fallon. It’s sooo hard to go on cold to a late night performance and actually crush it like she did here.

And only by a miracle of God did the pack of $13 L&Ms last her 7 days and 7 nights

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

In Kansas, a judge looked at the medical evidence on gender-affirming care and found the evidence simply does not support the state ban on these treatments. Don't believe the propaganda. Youth trans care is not a particularly tricky or nuanced medical question. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Good to see James Robison died at 82. Still too long for an evil man like that to live but at least he didn’t get another 10 years like he claimed he would on his May 2nd 2026 broadcast. He’s in hell now.

I swear I’m not a fuddy-duddy and actually do enjoy things, but the initial teaser really made me want to see Na Hong-Jin’s new film “HOPE” but after seeing the full trailer I have zero interest. Trailers used to be great and were used to build interest through obscurity.

Nobody wants a tour they can’t afford to see a band that doesn’t perform live very well anymore. We want a 30th anniversary box set release with fun special features. The nostalgia of The Smashing Pumpkins is 100x better than the current reality of Billy Corgan.

Also this Bobwhite let us get sooo close in the car while we were leaving for the Wildlife Reserve

Oh shit!! I didn’t realize I did frame the Wood Ducks (1 female prominent 1 male obscured) in my photo here! As we got closer they flew off and started honking. No Merlin ID needed. I used to be a duck hunter in a previous life. Also featuring, Eastern Kingbird.

So yesterday we saw a siege of Great Blues and Great Egrets at the Maris Des Cygne Wildlife Reserve. Apparently just 24 hours before a Roseate Spoonbill was hanging out here. IN KANSAS?!?!

Why did they let a mentally incapacitated woman beat up an old lady in MMA? Is women’s MMA scraping the bottom of the barrel already? Carano is so fucking old she thinks the idiots on Fox and Friends are her actual morning coffee crew. Oh and has anyone heard Rousey talk in the last 8 years?

The beluga dousing the smoker in Dalian is trending again. It wasn’t “staged” the beluga was trained to splash and the trainer gave the signal to do it to the smoker. The smoker was not a plant. The smoker was arrested and charged for smoking in a designated all-ages space.

It’s amazing how people just don’t care about what their favorite musical artist does outside of music. It’s open season on Chris Brown fans. If you see one, don’t let up. Remind them that 1.3/10 is the best he can do. Keep your foot on their neck.

Someone is reading theory

There is a breeding pair of common nighthawks near my family farm. I remember their calls and booms from when I was a wee child over 30 years ago. This year is the year we get a professional out there to observe and study them.

If I could serve just a little bit of face I have the iron gut to do fast food reviews… need a Face…

they're paving the way to make it illegal for women to choose not to have children btw

Only the major ones. Don’t use those controllers that had classics built into them that would directly plug into the A/V port.

Added this beauty to my life list today #GlobalBigDay

Listening to the Listener Questions episode of Weird Little Guys and @socialistdogmom.bsky.social just solidified herself in my all of amazing people. Your contribution to public meeting schedule posting is that little mustard seed move that can move mountains.

Women’s quarters #starfox