Omfg yo holy shit look at this shot. Taken 34 minutes ago. I got some decent video I'll edit once I get to a hotel after catching the milky way...so..3 hours? 🪶

[FFXIV] Oh no, I'm feeling my age looking at all these responses lmao. It was around Patch 1.21. I really struggled to stick with the game's initial (pre-ARR) launch.

If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

Because SE's QA people are probably not in a position to defend themselves and their jobs in public, I want to spell out some of what it is they specifically do for us localizers, because nothing I've written here is rhetorical. SE QA acts as a final check on our work after translation and editing.

Me, foolish: Is this pan too crowded? Should I just bring out another of the same size? Me: Me: Me, sowing: nnnnahhh I'm sure it's fine The cookies: (flat as fuck) Me, reaping: NOOOO

Unit conversions for my fellow non-Americans bc bread is universally good: - 500 ml warm water - 100 g sugar - 750 g flour - 60 ml oil (tablespoon and teaspoon measurements should remain consistent) -350°F = 180°C (gas mark 4)

please look forward to chapter 3 of soul of sovereignty on november 21st. #soulsov

99 Luminous Oils. #FF14 | #FFXIV

This game gets it.

LRP oughhh the serpent generals ...

Final Fantasy XI wallpaper calendar for November, illustrated by Square Enix character art designer Ai Fukuda.

It's heated blanket season. #sashaposting

[FFXIV] (suddenly sitting upright) THE MACHINIST GOGGLES

mister yoshida i need 5000 glamour dresser slots and 100 glamour plates on my desk by monday

[FFXIV] The unrestricted glamor change is incredible, but I hope they expand the glamor set function at the *very least*. It drives me insane that stuff like the Lv1 racial gear or the various AF aren't included in it.

oh jesus, oh god my glamor dresser

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

You can turn back time... but your fate will remain unchanged, no matter what. #art | #pixelart | #MADRATDEAD | #MRD

[FFXIV] (trembling) on a gloomy 90+ floorset like, FIVE patrols converged on the starting area and nearly ended the run. our matched party survived by the grace of our white mage running the hell away and letting the enemies reset. truly: if it sucks, hit da bricks etc etc

You can turn back time... but your fate will remain unchanged, no matter what. #art | #pixelart | #MADRATDEAD | #MRD

[FFXIV] This is a cute idea, but I can't help feeling like I'm having a bizarre out of body experience lmao. Who is this...?? (My wife, in the background: "oh my god. oh my god, it's your blue uniqlo pants")

Anthology of the Killer fan art

I learned earlier this year that there's a nerve in one eye that's funny. It's just got a little elevation to it. It's not really a problem unless I close one eye or when the drink I'm taking a sip from obscures the center of my vision so letters along the right side start to vanish.

oooh look at me I'm a big scary alpha baby strapped to a tree

the smell of dehydrating peppers... inescapable...

I'm an adult so if the dehydrator lid slips and shatters on the floor the exact day I plan to put peppers in there I won't cry about it.

My wife, playing the new Pokemon Game, reading some of the unhinged One Liners that some of the NPCs have, "Traveling is best when you're young and poor!" My wife: Shut Shut the fuck up. Shut. The FUCK. UP. I'll KILL YOU.

[FFXIV] Me: oh! I got the new hairstyle! Angie: You gonna open it or sell it for 30 million? Me: Me, open palm slamming the envelope on the market board:

oh. i see.

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

Posted at 10/13 @ 1:29pm. Please share!

My wife finished her fancomic for the little event she's going to next month. It's lovely and I can feel her adoration for the game shining through each page. Anyway,

Sasha, as I pick her up to show her the beauty of the rain clouds completely blanketing the mountains: nuh!!!!!!!!!!!!! :,(((((((((((

This is a PSA to people who run deep dungeons. Bring Echo Drops. Echo Drops are a thing that exists. You don't have to suffer in silence for 25s. I promise. Buy Echo Drops at your local vendor in any city state today!

[FFXIV] Eighty-nine more to go.

[FFXIV] Spotted a hrothgal with the miqo'te "Nunh" title which is really funny. Good for them.

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Doing Yoga with Sasha

Like if you think it’s so simple you “could do it with your eyes closed”… doesn’t that make it sound approachable? you could have fun learning a new skill. Fucker.

People really really hate when I enthusiastically encourage them to make art and experiment after they sarcastically complain about minimalist paintings/“ugly” modern art

oh its the thing everyone said was going to happen when this got brought in and it immediately happened

♫ 無限大な夢のあとの ♫

Outside these walls, the Children say, the grown-ups are monsters, and nowhere is safe. Discover our bittersweet fairy tale RPG #StrayChildren on October 30th, 2025, when it releases on Nintendo Switch and Steam! Wishlist it now: store.steampowered.com/app/3649490/...