A lotta people are defending what ICE used to do while calling out what they’re doing now and I just really need y’all not to do all of that

Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center. Read the full story here: www.propublica.org/article/vide...

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

what a dumb time to be alive

literally will watch these all day long

Separate from the obvious misogyny of the last few days, it’s been striking to watch the right wing media apparatus really confront the role of normie middle-aged women as a leading and increasingly radical force of opposition to trump

lmao

Focus on doing one good thing. Every day.

I think my grass is ending its winter hibernation. In January.

A lot of our problems would be solved by men going to therapy

Im sorry we don’t have to get Pap smears anymore? This is the best news of 2026

You give us a new reason every hour nobody has to “find” anything

I deleted it but fuck it, this part was worth keeping: in high school I grew up in the same part of the city as Stephen Miller. I knew someone who stopped him from bullying them by throwing a chair at him. Throw a chair at Stephen Miller.

My dog has decided that one of her beds is No Good anymore but the thing is it is identical to another one that happens to be a Good bed so idk what to do with this information

NYT: The death toll for the US attack on Venezuela has risen to 80, including civilians and members of security forces, and could rise further.

Will I ever be done feeling like 💩

no 💜

NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor

Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.

NEW: At least 40 people killed in U.S. airstrikes on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians, local official says - NYT

Spineless bs as usual

It takes less than a minute to contact your reps directly, ands it’s one small thing you actually can do

Democrats' stance since J6 should have been total non-cooperation with Republicans until they go back to following the Constitution. Has only gotten worse since then. Legal formalism and demands for bipartisanship are completely at odds with correctly noting Trump's threat to democracy.

They are putting Americans’ safety in danger while destabilizing the region to enrich themselves. Congress must act, and Trump must be impeached.

Follow the Big Dirty Oil Money

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

BREAKING: Trump releases photo of Maduro in U.S. custody

Multiple detonations. (via Faytuks Network on Twitter)

feels weird given everything but apparently I’ve retained the ability to be shocked

Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela. Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law. Both of those facts are simultaneously true.

What the actual fuck

The problem with being sick is you have to be sick while you’re sick. It would be way more fun if you could lounge around not sick.

Even ice hates ICE.

They're stuck in such a small amount of snow. 🤣🤣🤣

Watch this to make your day

Go… back to work? Are you sure?

Happy 2026 from my v happy plant

Does it still work if you eat 12 grapes at 916pm

Every day is one day closer to The Day

The good news is that 2025, a very not good year, is almost done The bad news is we now have to live through 2026

Many people emailed against me tbh!!!!!

What are your New Year’s resolutions I hope they’re to be meaner to republicans

All I want for Christmas is 😄

"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.

People legit buy $60 candles?

We have to listen to bigoted handwringing about how we have to abandon trans people and marginalized communities and immigrants while the clearest election winning message is right there.

There’s a project 2026? Allow me to excuse myself from this planet

Time for my quarterly post about how most doctors are useless