Ahh, sept 30. Time for emails about stocking stuffers.

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

I just don’t understand how we can make people care about other people.

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Bad bunny superbowl?!?!!?? Hell yeah

This is gonna be the week I get my shit together. Don’t let me forget.

Now I know I didn’t have to listen to a year about Biden’s dementia for this to be quiet

Do you want a real bad jump scare

The one good thing about being a lawyer amid this political and judicial nightmare is that you can say “no that’s my legal opinion” to end arguments about it. Try it out, it works p well.

NEWS: Sinclair says its ending its pre-emption of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

Oh good we’re talking about putting tariffs on medications again, because we like to pretend that’s not intended to make people die

Honestly the last thing I needed in life were fucking moving iMessage backgrounds

Getting in bed at 740pm because it’s September 2025 out

Honestly, what a fuckin draining time to be alivr

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Shhh let them cook

[logging on every day] man what

lol it’s a not great time to be waiting on fda approval for a new treatment

she kept finding trump officials?

!!! *DISNEY SAYS JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE SHOW TO RETURN ON TUESDAY

Need fall weather plz

"Do it for Charlie!" 🙂

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

NEW: Air Force jets are doing ICE flights to Africa with transponders turned off, making them nearly un-trackable. This includes the third-country removal to Ghana and another secret flight. We figured out where it landed. From me for @rollingstone.com: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Brb gotta google how a rapture works

Feels like I have the flu but like emotionally

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

The ACIP vote was tied 6-6 for requiring everyone to get a prescription for the COVID19 vaccine. The chair broke the tie by voting NO. Prescriptions will NOT be required.

Stephen Colbert: "Nexstar has a major merger coming up before the Trump administration. A company apparently capitulating to the whims of the president in order to ensure their merger goes through? Has that ever happened before? I'm being told not to answer that question."

Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”

I get Hulu Disney and espn free with my phone plan so do I gotta change phone plans??? lol

You know what’s gonna be worse than dealing with all of this? Dealing with all of this with 5pm sunsets. 😫😫

coates is genuinely a generational writer

Happy 2025 constitution week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/ South Korea's government has announced that it is launching an investigation into human rights abuses said to have been carried out by the United States' ICE agency against South Korean workers deported from Georgia, following further damaging testimony from the deportees. ⬇️

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things

Updated my iPhone last night and now the back button is a delete button on the mail app again. Sighhhhhh.

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Jude law is old now? Wild

Is everyone getting slammed with pro Charlie Kirk texts? I don’t understand. I don’t normally get GOP ones.

The way I’m shocked annually when vaccines knock me out

lmfao

"Not all homeless people deserve involuntary lethal injection" is one hell of an apology.

The faster the center/center left mainstream pundit cognoscenti recognizes the other side doesn’t want to debate, they want you wiped off the map, the quicker everyone can stop pretending the other side has anything to offer and making concessions in any way.

omfg other korean LG energy solutions workers in tennessee are preemptively leaving apple.news/ADhXzmk7nTJm...

In case you’re wondering