The way my insurance company authorized something as medically necessary and now that they were billed for it are saying yeah it’s medically necessary but not covered by your plan lmao

Anyway let us have love is blind already!!!

It’s exhausting that we have to share a planet with complete morons

the kind of thing that gets played at a war crimes trial

***starting a war

Am I too young for a midlife crisis

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/

Where are the economy obsessed GOP’ers for these gas prices

“That’s the way it is” says the one guy exclusively responsible for the way it is.

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Im losing steam with 2026 good thing its almost … march

Wow I am over working for a living today

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

what's your guys favorite credit card number and expiration date

Wait I want weather too I have fomo

Why do I keep seeing celebrity death gofundmes

Mexican army kills leader of Jalisco New Generation Cartel, official says

2. Locations: Jalisco State (including Puerto Vallarta, Chapala, and Guadalajara); Tamaulipas State (including Reynosa and other municipalities); parts of Michoacán State; Guerrero State; and Nuevo León State.

1. BREAKING The U.S. State Department is urging U.S. citizens in the following areas of Mexico to shelter in place due to security operations and cartel violence. This includes Puerto Vallarta. This comes after the Mexican army killed the cartel leader known as “El Mencho.”

You’ve got to click through to really be able to read this, but note that the box on the top right says this will actually be a two-level facility, with around 5,200 beds on the ground floor (if I’m reading the blurry text right) and around 3,100 on the “mezzanine.”

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

I struggle a lot with survivor guilt. I don’t have ALS, but my disease is also a motor neuron disease. It’s unfair how rapidly and aggressively ALS takes over, and that the treatments that exist to preserve *my* motor neurons cannot preserve their motor neurons.

If you’re having a bad day it’s probably because you haven’t yet done your daily rewatch of the bad bunny Super Bowl halftime show

I root for everyone to win gold because they look so invested and have worked so hard and I don’t like when they’re sad!!!

Whenever I watch the Olympics I sit there like “no no no” but watching moguls maybe more than anything

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Now why are people translating bad bunny lyrics to maga idiots anyway

Wild how many Olympics sports are just “look at this crazy shit I can make my body do but you’d absolutely die doing”

2026 is kicking my ass.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

National Football League welcome to The Resistance

Im not crying you’re crying

A love letter to Puerto Rico.

Blah blah start the concert

They sang “American Idiot”

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/

The Olympics are wild because it’s like “yeah she almost died doing this sport before but they reconstructed her leg and now she’s back even though she’s in too much pain to walk”

I’m all of a sudden getting GOP texts. Who did this???

I don’t understand those commercials where people talk about having a bunch of subscriptions they forgot about. Do people not check their accounts?!

The mask is giving Purge

It’s really disappointing to me how many lawyers are “just doing their jobs” amid this clusterfuck

Things in the Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s office are not good!

Benito's reaction in video form

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

It’s not so much protecting my peace cuz I don’t know her, it’s protecting my doom. I have limited doomy energy, so I have to choose my doom. What fresh horror should I doom about today?

Mood

Hey so this country makes me want to barf

it's more or less impossible to find issues that poll this badly and he's decided to make it a major, public priority www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-tru...

wait

When the racist meme becomes national policy