Canadian PM Carney: Canada and the United States have built a remarkable partnership in the economy, in security, and in rich cultural exchange. But Canada doesn’t live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian.

One of the most beautiful things on this app is watching Canadians and Americans come together to mock this nitwit “President”

Trump trying to bully Canada into lifting a boycott on US alcohol has backfired. A new poll for Bloomberg shows most Canadians back the ban. 73% percent of Canadians do not want American liquor returned. www.thedailybeast.com//trumps-bullying-bombs-as-canadians-back-us-booze-ban/?via=ios

So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?

🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.

He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

In summary: The hateful Charlie Kirk was shot by the acolyte of a more hateful version of Charlie Kirk. It wasn’t any of the imaginary bogeymen they were hoping for. Just a case of them slowly drowning in their own hate.

Give Victor, not Charlie Kirk, a medal.

True Story. 👇

Fatality.

Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

This is perfect! Mark Carney is my new crush 😍

🤦🏼‍♀️

💯💯💯

Get your popcorn ready.

Exactly

The face you make when you realize you’re trapped in the room with a babbling buffoon.

Absolutely.

The email lady gets the last laugh on this, forever

Everyone together now!

Trudeau: "We're probably gonna keep booing the American anthem. But let me tell Americans: we're not booing you ... we're booing a policy that is designed to hurt us. And we're insulted ... we're gonna fight. And we're gonna win."

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

Mike Myers, Canadian legend, on SNL tonight.

Ending the night with this. *Get your hankies* A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.

Canada stands with you!

If only Ukraine didn’t have that big Drone magnet that forces Russia to do this, there would be peace

Trudeau: "There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Canada will ever be the 51st state"

For the visual learners...

Bernie Sanders is undefeated in inauguration shade.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Right?

How many electoral votes does the "Great State of Canada" have?

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I’m sure Canadians have to be a little baffled that Trump is complaining about drugs coming INTO this country from THEM, and threatening them because America’s drug issues are supposedly caused by Canadian traffickers. Good thing there are no drugs going into Canada from us.

Canada's top military commander Jennie Carignan calls out the GOP for questioning women in combat: After 39 years as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify women's contribution to defense and service in their country...

Yes, indeed my kind of people.

Sunday mood 👇