A structure fire can make you get dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. A Campbell's can make you feel high, full of the single-greatest commodity known to man, promise. The promise of a better day, the promise of a greater hope, the promise of a new tomorrow.

Saw this in Niles. Now I understand. I condemn Khamas.

Listen, Kona Ice, Churromania, Elote Lovers and Ms. Cheezious weren't there to sell products. They were more than likely selling their trucks to ICE.

This is awesome.

Has anyone asked @mattlieb.bsky.social to do a deconstructed zionism episode on the Last of Us? Maybe a Get Yourself a Galernia?

Syril being the embodiment of the banality of evil.

I hope the Romans like chocolate cake, because this Christmas is gonna be different.

What if Stephen Morris and Peter Hook had started a side project and called it Joy Subdivision?

whew

Would there have been a better time for Corey Booker to do this?

The DC Bar ethics trial of former Assistant US Attorney Jennifer Kerkhoff is starting its 3rd day. Kerkhoff's career spiraled into disgrace after getting sanctioned for illegally withholding evidence from Trump inauguration protesters during 2017-18 felony conspiracy trials.

Aight yall I'll be back in like a week. First time playing this game in 25 years. @konamina.bsky.social

Here's the latest episode of my iHeartRadio/Cool Zone Media show Better Offline. I'm joined by Aftermath's @nathangrayson.bsky.social and @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social to talk about how the growth-at-all-cost mindset is destroying gaming. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline

she’s going to be the first bird flu death

Please for the love of God Dr. Pepper just shut the fuck up and make your god damn syrup. I can't lose you too.

The quality of this LL Cool J album is unreasonable.

My final plea. Pls vote Doug out. Check out my channel for live coverage of the results starting at 8pm. Pls follow @leftofthebox.bsky.social youtu.be/2SH7W-zqLZU?...

Look, I know it's not the same. I don't wanna get bogged down in a comparison I'm not making. It's just that you have to realize that Aaron Bushnell and Sam Nordquist both leave stains on the American soul for anyone who bares witness. We can either act or risk losing our lights forever.

Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional. This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on! Huge win for trans people in MT!

Lola Peticrew's speech is timeless and universally applicable. Give that woman 3 more awards.

On the brighter side. We live in a world where it is possible that Sabrina Carpenter could bring down Trump. Not probable, but it is possible.

So Death Grips took control of Nutter Butters' official tiktok?

I just learned The Pillows have announced they are ending the band. I had always hoped to see them one day. I suppose Thank you, my twilight.

@eoinhiggins.bsky.social book arrived just now. Very excited.

Ok, listen. We're all gamers. How can we make a What Would Kojima Do? Bracelet a mainstream thing? I'm tired of Snake and Norman games.

If I were a New Yorker, I'd vote for Corrine Fisher. Don't even give a single fuck about whatever baggage someone might bring up in the replies.

Has anyone got an over under on Epstiny finding Jesus and going Republican?

Android auto installed Raid Shadow Legends on my phone. They can fuck right off. This is worse than U2 albums on my phone tbh.

My capitalist idea: selling bricks that are legal to chuck at the heads of people who say shit like this.

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I agree that if anyone tells you it wasn't a Nazi salute, you should immediately pull out your phone and insist they do it, too.

Hey, everyone, remember when Tom Watson compared Bernie to Hitler? You wanted the party not to change so much you compared a Jewish man who lost family in the Holocaust to Hitler. Well, they didn't change, and here they are, doing what they do. You wanted this.

To be clear a Democrat had to sign it into law.