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🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄 Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞 ⬇️ 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...

"My poll numbers have never been better."

It has taken this country almost 250 years to be $37 trillion in debt! One man alone responsible for 1/3 of 250 years worth of debt! At the same time making the majority of the country poorer, and him and his family raking in billions!

There was no "Emergency" situation with crime in DC. This stunt got a 20 year old young woman killed. It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.

#MorningVibe Because nothing says “family gathering” like a tannic red with enough structure to withstand the turkeys and all of their conspiracy theories! 🗣️ iambossiofficial (IG)

A new book. #BookSky #📚

The Veterans Day memorial was designed to align perfectly at 11:11 on each Veterans Day.

Northern lights over central Oklahoma.

#BookSky #📚

We can't give everything away,..[to Venezuela]

Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich

ProPublica is hiring a reporter to join our amazing investigative unit with The Texas Tribune. APPLY HERE ➡️ propub.li/4qvyjzw

New York is a-changin'.

Peeps💙This is a public announcement 📣 Please listen as it’s an emergency ‼️ for those affected by the shut down and in danger of losing snap benefits!! #DemVoice1 #DemsUnited #ProudBlue

Whoa! Seen on Facebook—and much food for thought.

No Kings.

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Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days. Epstein Shutdown.

Military Times won't sign the agreement. Well done, well done! We're proud.

"Why are you targeting a clarinet player? A clarinet player standing on the sidewalk far away?" her husband asks.

WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE! nokings.org

Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely Thank you for your attention to this matter

Today we honor the rich history, culture, and resilience of Indigenous communities—past and present. As we recognize Indigenous Peoples’ Day, let’s commit to telling the truth about our history, protecting sacred lands, and fighting for justice that includes everyone. #IndigenousPeoplesDay

10/12/25🎉Tulsa - 41st & Yale Dream Keepers Park next Saturday, 12-2pm. No Kings🇺🇸

A judge blocked Trump from sending Oregon's National Guard into Portland. That same judge then blocked Trump from deploying California's National Guard to Portland instead. This isn't a "left wing" judge — Trump appointed her. Says a lot about Trump's authoritarian power grab.

ABOLISH ICE. Pass it on.

NEW VIDEO: "AN ABUSE COVER-UP TO PROTECT TAX BREAKS MORE PRECIOUS THAN CHILDREN" www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzI...

Deported for reporting.

Millions of Americans marched against the US invading Iraq under the false pretence of weapons of mass destruction. How many Americans will march against the US invading itself under the false pretence of domestic terrorism?

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives. He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.

The President of the United States is using his power to coerce people into not criticizing him. This completely violates the First Amendment.

I have no idea who this is, but it appeared on my FYP. What a powerful message. 😔

🍁Tod had me laughing at this one🍁 😄🤣😄 youtube.com/shorts/uxdSt...

An absolutely incredible flashmob performance of Bohemian Rhapsody in the Latin Quarter of Paris that was organized by pianist Julien Cohen to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Queen's masterpiece. youtu.be/rfUEstWJUkA?...

How sad. www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

The bipartisan Restore Trust in Congress Act is a necessary step to ban Members of Congress and their families from engaging in insider trading. It is time to pass this bill and make it clear to the American people that their elected officials put them first.

This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)

Sounds inviting! #Booksky #📚

Casually grabbing breakfast Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦

As recommended by @guardtheleaf.bsky.social . She is brilliant! www.youtube.com/watch?v=izX9...

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