help i now need a rebound for a girl who used me as a rebound

if i had interviewed me 24 hours ago i would simply call me and give me the job now

just rancid vibes at my job today. send me home

unfortunately i have started watching the queer ultimatum 😌

the lucy dacus gig was a real endurance test for my tippy-toes

I think a tiny crush would get me through this heatwave

olivia rodrigo = one of the best rockstars we have tbh 💘💘

when kim k said nobody wants to work anymore she was talking about me 😞

Is there a princess diana labubu

already feeling a deep dread for driving my not-air-conditioned car tomorrow

deeply missing my lovely friend today, who has ghosted me for no discernible reason and i’m too scared to ask why 🥲

i feel this time of year is meant for frolicking and joy but instead i just keep going to bed in daylight 💀

i could never vlog cos my timestamps would be like, 3-5pm have panic attack at desk, 5-5:30pm cry the whole way home

I told you guys

before + after!! it’s so much nicer in here now 😭

feeling very mentally unwell but i actually do think it’s other people’s fault not mine hahahaha

oh no we’ve made it to the time of year when everyone’s going on holiday and i am very bitter about it actually!!!!

do you ever get fomo for an event you actually went to cos it looks like other people had way more fun than you

sharing a choc ice with my fave boy

how about ethical loving me so deeply until i die

love to ruin my makeup by crying at work at 9:01

i swear it takes me so long to get my greasy-hair-slick-back-bun looking right that i may as well fucking wash it

i swear my pens only ever run out when i’m writing a birthday card 😡

god the final ceremonies bit of MAFS is soooo boringgggg

lol

being at work really sucks eh

i can’t sleep because i ate way too much mashed potato x

my baby cat is injured and it’s constantly devastating but he’s just got up on my lap like the bravest boy 🥺

Look the JK Rowling thing is pretty cut and dry she is still personally being directly enriched by consumption of Harry Potter and then using those riches to actively participate in a campaign against trans people This ain't a case of a problematic author, it's material support to terrorism

i get a free caffe nero drink with my energy provider every week but at a great mental cost to me because the staff are sooo mean 😭 they just EYEROLLED at my order

i’m sorry but driving a fiat 500 in the summer sunshine is such a gorgeous vibe i don’t make the rules !!!

new rule: no going into complete meltdown when someone i don’t even like says something bad about me 🥲

when is it peonies in supermarkets season pls xx

what a nasty spiteful horrid little country. buy a trans person a little treat today

running around the Female Empowerment Rocket like a scene from Alien except you're being chased by Katy Perry singing What A Wonderful World.

can’t believe we’re getting new lorde and new haim 😭😭 summer 2017 we’re sooo back!!

oh nah i’ve reached the age where fleetwood mac songs are actually very meaningful to me nooooo 😭😭

Medieval peasant hearing of the baroness’ successful delivery of a male heir:

i really need to talk to someone about the bezos all-women space flight

isn’t it lovely that a cat has a million cosy places in the house to sleep at night but they choose to sleep on your bed 🥰

i am still euphoric with the sweet peace and relief of cancelling my plans today ✨

They should do the Grand National but with geese instead of horses

two pints, pink sky, five guys burger on the bus home? unreal

finally watched A Real Pain last night and it was soooo good

painting my kitchen with such chaotic, reckless abandon energy. but does it still look good?? no 😌

is it embarrassing to keep telling people it's my birthday on thursday? sorry i need attention or i'll die x

my towels are out on the line. what a time to be alive 🥰