@paulbernal.bsky.social I presume you've seen this and are, err, unsurprised?

If the government can celebrate scaring a critic off TV, the punchline writes itself — and it’s from 1933. #JimmyKimmel

Farage has gone to the US to tell them Britain is ”awful” - If you don’t like it over here Nigel maybe don’t catch a return flight?

observer.co.uk/news/sport/a... I always like to read in print, Paul Hayward is right to champion this imo.

Reform aren’t far right, remember?

The Story of a Professional Mod ScooterNova are proud to have an exclusive interview with Dean Orton in Edition 51 (September/October 2025) of the magazine, as he prepares to launch his first book, A Life In Lambretta.

I post lots of stuff for free, for your and my entertainment, and that's the way I've always liked it. I do earn my living from selling my work, so if you feel like supporting my cartoons are popular and I draw each one individually - they're not prints. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

@scooternova.bsky.social It's Scooternova day! 😁

On me 1s in Sheffielt

@marpsdavid.bsky.social Hi mate, are you still doing TFTS?

It's a Nottingham Clock. The bell is named after Hucknall boxer Ben Caunt (buried in the same church as Byron) and designed by the guy who did our Cathedral. We also invented the modern Parliament. I could go on, and frequently do until the person I'm talking to gets up and walks away

Best moments. Worst moments. Biggest villain. Biggest moan. Best away day. Worst away day. Things that happened that we forgot actually happened. All this and more. open.substack.com/pub/davidmar...

If the hard and far right need to blame anyone for “two-tier” policing, they need only look to themselves and the invidious position in which they’ve put officers. My latest, on Liverpool open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...

The author of Nigel Farage's economic plans celebrates another job well done

@marpsdavid.bsky.social Reading @nigetassell.bsky.social The Bottom Corner (I know, I know, I'm well late) anyway...it seems youre not alone #condiment

Need a read for the bank holiday weekend? Order today and this could be with you tomorrow, taking you everywhere from Wick to Penzance. 'A beautifully observed and sympathetic tour of modern Britain' – David Quantick

You know them twats who go on about Free Speech and Magna Carta and that fat orange cunt going on about suspending habeus corpus I'll bet they've never even heard of John Lilburne. Ill educated, uneducated blow hards. #FreeBornJohn #RevHammer #NewModelArmy

Krikkit is back. TMS, garden pint, Lord Pupperington of The Shire in attendance. He's not that au fait with the finer points of the LBW law but we will get him up to speed.

Needed to go out for work, sun shining = #Vespa Uh oh I was having to do some errr....unplanned clutch adjustment at the side of the A46 and the ambulance pulls up with blues on asking if I'm OK! A driver called 999 'seen a bloke lying under a scooter at side of A46' Big up EMSS!

Surveillance on bank accounts is *very* intrusive - it’s not just about money, it can reveal all kinds of personal and behavioural traits that are none of the government’s business. It’s also a matter of dignity: why should benefit claimants have to sacrifice that?

Reform UK all talk, no action. Reform UK's Nottinghamshire County Council councillors have had FOUR 'apologies' for non-attendance at the first AGM meeting. All four recorded 'other' as their reason. Can't be bothered to show up.

Train to London today... .going to the game? No. Bugger! Gig at RAH instead, though. #NFFC #fostclass #CityandColour

Day 9 of Lois asking Steve Reed to join her at the football. ⚽ Something stinks about Thames Water's sewage plant upgrade costs. How can it be 15x more expensive than building a new one in other countries? Perhaps Environment Secretary Steve Reed can tell her? #LoisvSteve

Reform councillor was sacked from the police after pretending to be sick... When he was actually on holiday in Spain. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

extraordinary that Thames Water executives are getting *new* bonuses, this time as a result of the £3bn rescue loan from the spring - which loads the company with interest rates of nearly 10% via me and Gill Plimmer www.ft.com/content/1f6d...

Why isn't Ben Houchen being asked serious questions about this? #teesidefreeport #privateeye

We are a go with pre match BBQ. Not quite Eva's grill but not bad. #NFFC #Grillin

Brafuckingvo that lad.

Really classy Daily Mirror front page on the 80th anniversary of VE Day. This Philip Zec celebrated cartoon was in the paper on this day in 1945

Well, well, well - look who supported NI relief for Indian employees when she was Business Secretary? #ukpolitics

open.substack.com/pub/davidmar... Read David's words. Or don't. #NFFC

Reform huge gains are not to be underestimated but that's a very telling little strip.

In the 35 years before privatisation, almost 100 reservoirs were built. In the years since, private water firms haven't built any and sold off 25. After selling off critical infrastructure for profit, water bosses on huge salaries now tell us we're the problem.

Ten men have been sentenced at Liverpool Crown Court for grooming and sexually exploiting girls in Greater Manchester. Guess who’s not talking about this? The usual suspects. It’s dangerous to remain silent about some, and over report others. Source: www.cps.gov.uk/north-west/n...

@lordshortcake.bsky.social I really hope Danny is in for this. Red smoke, Brown smoke, or no smoke at all?

Lost the game, stayed till full time, showed our love for our players, manager and club then sung all the way out the stadium. #NFFC #wegotfootballsoul

Just on the off chance... I'm selling 2 tix to see Stewart Lee, Thurs 1st May. Face value - £31.50 each.

It’s St George’s Day, so here’s Stuart Pearce exorcising the ghosts of Turin at Euro 96. I remember the sense of shock as he strode towards the penalty spot. A nation watching through their fingertips. Then the roar. An iconic 90s football moment.

Great weekend in Scarborough. 3 days on it. Am I getting too old for this?? Possibly 😅

#HiHoVespaRidin Ever feel like you're the odd one out? #LammyversusVespa

Scarbados here we come. #HiHoVespaRidin

A flyer that I was given in Leeds in 1997:

This can fuck off.

New shocks fitted, gear box oil changed, air filter cleaned, new sparker in. Think we're ready for Scarborough tomorrow. #HiHoVesparidin #ScooterRalleh #Vespa

Happy 8th Anniversary ScooterNova Magazine It was at Scarborough Scooter Rally over the Easter Bank Holiday back in 2017 that we launched ScooterNova magazine to the public for the first time. Wow, doesn’t time fly! We hit the ground running and eight years later we’ve still not taken our hand off…

Feeling this one today: You used to fall in love with everyone Any guitar and any bass drum

Why should UK MPs be registered to vote & be resident in the UK? Voting is a basic civic duty. If MPs aren't even registered to vote they can't fully engage with the democratic process & can't represent the public who elected them. Please sign & share. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...