when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... 🎩 @satirehat.bsky.social

"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats. Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.

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I just closed my Etsy shop. “I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”

You might need this today like I did

Well, well, Wisconsin, Look which Wisconsin groups got some "election" funds from Cleta. #Wisconsin #wipolitics #wisdems #wisgop

NEW from me — I wrote about FEMA Acting Administrator David Richardson, who has been completely silent and out of view since deadly floods devastated Texas last week, and spoke to staffers about what it's like to respond to a disaster with no leader. Read here:

Update: At this morning’s daily meeting, FEMA Acting Administrator Richardson spoke briefly only to say he has an upcoming trip to…Peru. No mention of Texas.

Market manipulation anyone? Buehler? Anyone?

👒 @jupiterdi.bsky.social 🌌🔭🤩

my alt text brings all* boys to the yard . . . *no date in months lol bsky.app/profile/sati...

‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week

Caught Cats

The only ones who can make the choice are the customers of these huge agencies. If companies leave the decision in the hands of these monopolies, then yes, your ads will be put in nazi ad rags too. I think this is a bad decision and we have 30 days to leave comments. Actionable @meidastouch.com

👀 Court records show Dugan’s July 21 trial is no longer on the schedule. The delay is due to the judge wanting to consider Dugan’s motion to dismiss the charges.

Attorneys Debate Judicial Immunity, Federal Powers in Judge Dugan Case

Not sure whether I'm touching grass to disassociate (bad, ofc) or center myself (good, obv) tonight.

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NEW: Here's a striking new amicus brief in support of California from 8 "former US Army and Navy secretaries and retired four-star admirals and generals" (inc. Michael Hayden, Thad Allen, Sean O'Keefe). storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The administration's goons are now manhandling United States senators for asking questions at a press conference.

Happy (one million dead) Russia(ns) Day to all who celebrate! cc @fizzily.bsky.social #NoCabbageForChristmas

Bluesky right now:

Very disappoofing

I think it's important to report that somewhere near my house is a beehive with thumb-size bumbles. I love them and would hug them if they let me.

Pulp pulling off something I can't think any other band except A Tribe Called Quest has ever done, put out some of their best music after taking a generation off. Visit Spike Island.

BREAKING: Over 130 former federal & state judges have filed an amicus brief urging the court to drop charges against Judge Dugan in Wisconsin The charges seek to criminalize judicial discretion & set a dangerous precedent for executive overreach We MUST defend judicial independence👇

not a single freakin’ word about ARRESTING LEGAL OBSERVERS, including a priest, on NYT/WaPo/CNN homepages 🎩 @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social @satirehat.bsky.social

Anxiety is just a gaping maw of need that can only ever be temporarily be satiated

This comment period ends today, 5/23, at 11:59 pm ET. Please do comment asap if you believe the government should allow us to get COVID vaccinations. I can't believe we even have to petition them about this, but here we are.

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Oh hell no

The way they resolve this unpopularity is control of the information enviornment. Conservative propaganda outlets will just not report on it, mainstream outlets will drown out their reporting of it with manufactured stories like "was Biden old" or trans-panic on A1 while Medicaid cuts run on A14

Today I am "needs a magnifying glass 🔎 to read the baking instructions" years old. So much empty real estate on the box, such tiny instructions.

Please consider a donation to the Judge Dugan's legal defense fund. #wiunion #wipolitics

Milwaukee Co. Judge Hannah Dugan files to have federal charges against her dismissed via @henry-redman.bsky.social wisconsinexaminer.com/briefs/milwa...

Ope

NASA’s SPHEREx Telescope Just Switched On. Time to Map the Entire Universe in 3D gizmodo.com/nasas-sphere...

Dogs and sticks

Oh hellooo

#SenatorJuly4thInMoscow has thoughts. Wilfully ignorant thoughts... #Fucker

This vote is under way.

List of countries not subjected to tariffs: Russia Belarus North Korea Cuba They apparently took the time to impose tariffs on several uninhabited islands, so the omissions are extra noteworthy. If you spot others please flag!

While the defeat of Musk’s efforts to buy the Wisconsin election is important, let’s not forget this anecdote about how he plays. He’s unlikely give up easily. We must relentlessly defend democracy.

Whoopsie 🤭

Reminder in Wisconsin: polls close at 8pm; you can same-day register if you bring your photo ID and proof of address; if you’re in line, stay in line; any questions, call WisDems VoPro hotline at 608-336-3232

Wisconsin resists! Green Bay to Musk: Go home! #wiunion #wipolitics

Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.

This is the funniest thing to happen today