The camera pans to me during a performance at the Grammys. You can see me whispering “is this a tik tok song?” to @stephaniekazowz.bsky.social.

The 4 year old explaining Boss Baby: “You know this movie has a family who has a boss baby”

Thank god TikTok is back. Where else am I going to watch clips of Young Sheldon?

Help! All three of my children are beat boxing at me! What do I do???

Rest in peace to the god

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Baby Jesus asleep in the manger, a spiderweb above his head reads “some kid”

Never realized it before but The Santa Clause is a men’s rights fantasy. The most divorced man in the world gets his kid taken away because his ex wife and her liberal husband think he’s not safe to be around. Fortunately he’s magically able to make them see they were wrong.

this feels newly-relevant today: “It is a bad habit of the soul to celebrate anyone's death…but there are some people whose deaths come as a relief…because justice was never served for the acts of such a person. And relief is the closest thing to justice that people will experience.”

🚨ATTENTION🚨 LIVE TV ON THE RADIO

The kids are really into Batman right now so they’ve been “forcing” me to play Arkham City and watch Batman the Animated Series. It’s tough.

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

the fact that the first openly trans member of congress is a zionist who immediately capitulated to fascists on the issue of her basic rights like this really sums up the current state of american politics incredibly well i think. just endlessly depressing stuff

Baby Babs needs to learn to knock.

So peaceful here