I’ve started replying to scam texts with the raunchiest gay porn in my hidden album. I hope some scam bot pops an awkward boner.

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Casually grabbing breakfast Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦

I'm about... ohhh.... seven years late to the party, but I finally started reading "Six Ways: Approaches & Entries for Practical Magic" by @aidanwachter.bsky.social and so far this is the magical introduction I wish I knew about back when we ran our shop.

We're in court today challenging a Texas law that requires all public K-12 schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. Public school is for learning, not evangelizing.

Correct. They aren’t.

As others have pointed out, it's the exact opposite of creativity. An indiscriminate amalgamation of everything, mushed together incoherently. It's like putting a steak, strawberry shortcake, string beans, a wine cooler, and vichyssoise in a blender, slopping it into a bowl, and calling it dinner.

Thinking of all my blessings 🧿

It's late, haven't gotten to sleep yet because insomnia sux and so posting unfiltered. Might regret it when I wake up, might not. Who's to say?

If my fine arts director heard anything I said at all during her presentation, I am for sure losing my job.

haha this rules. folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd

Not me walking out of professional development when they put on an “AI IN THE ARTS (sponsored by Microsoft)” video.

I’m not great at photoshopping two images together with the free app i have but i certainly try

“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.” Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

I Know Where I’m Going from Hairspray never fails to make me tear up and given the state of daily existence in America I think more people need to listen to it more often.

I enjoy seeing the Impeach Trump billboard in the largely conservative part of Texas that I teach in everyday on the drive home. I hope it stays up forever.

Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction, Ryan Walters, who says teachers are terrorists and librarians are purveyors of pornography, has been caught with pornography on his office television during a State Board of Education meeting. Seems to me like he should be fired.

I’ll take headlines that aged worse than milk for $1000 Alex.

I hope they take her for everything she’s worth and then some.

Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael

That’s right, fuckface.

Happy summer pup…

Easily the most useful and economical purchase for spell crafting I have ever come across. I use this book all the freakin time.

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

Yet people still look at me weird when I criticize them for sending me Twitter links to porn. I can’t stand it here.

@gamechangershow.bsky.social I had no idea @paulrobalino.bsky.social was so jacked!

Never give anybody enough power over you to bring back the triggered, unhealed version of you when you worked so hard to become better than that. 💙- your Bluesky mom

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

Happy Monday, everyone! Traveling today for a work event and hanging out with the kiddo! May your day be better than you expected.

Absolutely the fuck not. I am going on 10 years no contact with my father, from the 2016 election. He’s a Mexican immigrant who voted for Trump 3 times. He can choke.

I have more than enough on my plate at any given moment. I have not, do not, and will never have, the bandwidth or drive to argue with random internet accounts.

Like… not only am I a 35 year old with little to no financial reserves, but because he decided there’s no future for us I’m also losing my house and I’m getting tossed back into not only dating, living on my own under an administration that is making sure I will never afford my own home.

As Trump demonizes immigrants & Mexicans, guess what Mexico is doing? Mexico has sent a team of expert first responders trained in flood relief to Texas. They have committed to “staying until the last victim is found.” I’m grateful the compassion of Mexicans exceeds the hate from the US president.

Breakups fucking blow.

What a headline.

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

The big question though, in this era of streaming services, who the fuck watches commercials anyways?

This is what happens when you gut the national weather service.

In an effort to give myself space from everything terrible happening, I am choosing to appreciate just how fucking stacked Dola is from Castle In The Sky.

From the penultimate witch herself. Sin is when you treat people like things. #witchsky #grannyweatherwax

me too pikachu

"Every time we do something that requires us to be here and now, we take charge of the moment, remind our thoughts and feelings that we're in the driver's seat, that they can sit quietly in the passenger's seat if they like but do not have permission to grab the wheel." 🕉 I needed this today:

I hold you responsible: for every disgusting thing he says, every way he perverts our systems, every reprehensible decision he makes, every human being whose life he makes a living hell, every immigrant he rounds up in hospital beds and churches... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...

This is not normal

Or fess up so I can block you.