i watched happyend a couple days ago and it has consumed every idle moment my brain has had since. incredible perfect movie please go watch

your art should be sucking WAY more ass

in moments of intense worldly strife it’s essential that we all log into our work computers and uphold company values in service of our OKRs

i just saw someone stop at a stop sign, chug the remainder of their red bull, pull out their phone (both hands), and run directly into a parked car.

its finally kill yourself sunday !!!!!! ##SWAGMODER

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

everything is so pathetic

"the problem is one guy in the white house" - analysts of a state that has had a mostly unchanged foundational set of institutions from being a slavery & apartheid regime

every single day for my entire adult life has been > govt does some fascist shit > go to work and serve brunch for poverty wages and it just gets worse every year. i know better things will come, but i am going insane trying to keep it together and help the world best i can.

in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to america death to am

real ass cows be like im lactating a bit different these days

one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”

cat in question

woke up. cat sitting next to my head, purring. baked cookies from dough i made yesterday. went back to bed to cuddle with the love of my life as she woke up. made us yummy custardy french toast. the world is a beautiful place.

$630 is like a relatively reasonable price for a nice pair of non-fast-fashion boots. like yeah it’s a little pricey but like i make ~22k/yr and 100% have spent over $600 on one thing multiple times. like thats just how things cost sometimes. if i made like >$40k/yr i wouldn’t even think abt it atp.

lets make it three babyyyyyyyyy 🔥🔥🔥

two lesbians looking for boy, for boy chores

my partner showed me a clip of linus tech tip on jimmy saying “actually jimmy, i want bad bunny to do this” in the dumb fuck voice of his and i can’t stop hearing it in my head

#Caturday 🐱: Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791) Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.) Hanging scroll; ink on paper Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.) Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti... #CatsInArt #ChineseArt

the world is a rotten place full of rotten people and is not worth saving (at work)

the greeks shoulda made narcissus a wee parched

Tiny World I #pixelart

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

i’ll never forgive them for the magic they stole

the Rizzler has done more good for polyamorous people than Karl Marx. Full stop.

two summers ago I had a dream that I strangled Elon Musk to death on my kitchen floor

as soon as i get over this cold im gonna eat a hotdog crazy style

i want to feel hopeful a little bit just one time

happy 13/12 yal

two more days

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

im gonna throw up

he yelled at my partner this morning, calling her a faggot and saying he was gonna beat her with a pipe and smash her with a brick.

pals you gotta quit spotify

just made the best lasagne anyone uas ever made

not mine ##BLUESKYREALNESS

2 new sticker sheets of my most recent flash available for preorder now 🌀🤍 not sure how many of these i'll be ordering so if u wanna make sure u definitely get one this drop be sure to preorder xoxooo <3 ^_^

0-3 are the only valid amounts of children someone can have or want

“slaying dragons and whatnot”

i grew up in vegas. even out by what was then the bare desert, the light from paradise was bright enough that the planets were barely ever visible, easy enough to confuse for airplanes. i grew up on an earth with an empty night sky - just the earth, the moon, and the dull orange light of the strip

Dr. Frankenstein or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Big Fella

i gotta make more music

philadelphian blueskiers i’m opening for olswel tmrw and spinning EDM for my whole set including demos from one thousand years of angel jelly so u should tap in and be there

sorry

look, i’m not sure how it is in the UK, but you can get a three year supply via diy with $200, including sites that ship to the UK. even if u don’t want to do that, i was able to do my first year of hormones in the US with a month wait and under $500 with blood tests and prescription costs included.

thrums (three tums)