The war zone in Portland is out of control.

Oh, shit. Patrick Warburton is ACTUALLY on the audiobook for Dungeon Crawler Carl book six! Exciting!

#Wildgate is 34% off on Steam for the next week! Spooky space is incoming in our Hallowed Beyond event, with our first season not far behind 🦇 ✨http://wildgate.gg/steam

At the risk of making it LESS likely that I'm invited to playtest Marathon, here's where you can apply for yourself: www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Ar...

Maybe it was just because it was not quite time to submit my request, but it worked now and I'm in the pool! 🤞

Was hoping to apply for the closed Marathon playtest but the website told me I was underage. I'm 40. 😅 Any help? @bungie.net @bungiehelp.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy @marathonthegame.bungie.net

Fast-forwarding Role Model and hoping for more Charli XCX.

Despite the loss, I'm proud of my Cardinals today. Well played, boys.

How many more Cardinals will be injured? For fucks sake. 😢

Be ten feet away from your phone.

Some balls you can't untug.

Win or lose, Seattle should give everyone in the stadium sleeping bags and a few small beers & let them spend the night. There’s no way it’s safe to let all of these tired & emotionally drained people drive home

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

The people designing Diamondback New Era hats need to help out their Mariners friends. #MLB

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Happy Battlefield 6 Eve! The play tests were wonderful but I still think I'll wait for reviews and news about battle royale before I press the trigger on it.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

I am so tired of watching the Cards snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. #NFL #TENvsAZ

Oh, shit; we rolling. #TENvsAZ

"Show me someone who doesn't love Bowen Yang, and I'll show you someone who needs to be fucking slapped" - @spyvr.bsky.social

Bullied my way to Infinite with a sick brew from @ika-m.bsky.social. Quake and Supergiant are clutch; be aggressive with your snaps.

Happy Critical Role New Campaign Day!

I've got me Ravens in the afternoon, but if you've got a team in the AM or Sunday night or Monday night, tell me; we'll cheer 'em on together. Happy football!

If you want to compare my handwriting, I'm just spreading misinformation. I added the "you're lol"

One of my homies also did this.

My boys made it to the chalk board before me. How rad. ❤️

I'll snug a CPAP, I don't give a fuck.

If you had $200 for your birthday, what would you buy? Going over is acceptable if you can use cash in-person.

Kyler Murray, on why he still had confidence in Marvin Harrison Jr. after the bobble interception. “I need him. He needs me, I need him. He’s not coming out of the game, and I don’t want him to.”

When your team loses, it's important to rock some colors the next day; fuck fair weather fans.

Honestly, I just love it when Seattle fans shit themselves when they think they have it in the bag.

Despite the real birds losing to the fake birds, I feel like this fourth quarter really helped the team. We're only 2-2 in the most competitive division. The next time AZ plays, I think it will be more of the fourth quarter and less of the first three quarters. Love my Cards. #NFL #SEAvsAZ

This reaction.

Go birds! (The real ones, not the fictional ones.) #NFL #SEAvsAZ

Got raptured but weirdly, they had very shitty WiFi up there so I came back. I've got Hearthstone Dailies to complete, dammit.

As I was saying…

Get fucked, Bobby Brainworm; I got my Covid booster today.

I'm two-thirds through book five of Dungeon Crawler Carl and I never want it to end.

Yeah, Donald; "Jimmy Kimmel," we heard you. But we asked about the Epstein files. Thanks.

Not sure Tua's what Miami wants. #NFL

Never give Merrell your email. Holy fuck the spam they send you. And they make it very difficult to unsubscribe.

Calais Campbell shutting this shit down. #CARvsAZ

CBS is all over Bryce Young's jock. These refs are throwing flags like they hate the color yellow. Let them play, man. #CARvsAZ

"Roughing the passer?" Give me an absolute fucking break. #CARvsAZ

Arizona, don't make me quote and apologize for my anti-Carolina posts. #CARvsAZ

Texting @ziggysera.bsky.social:

When Josh Sweat and Zaven Collins come barreling down on you #Cardinals #CARvsAZ

No pity for the kitty. #CARvsAZ

shut the fuck up tom brady