spaghetti......Berlusconi.........that fucking obsession with recipes being incredibly precise........Sophia Loren.......Julius Caesar.........cannelloni..........pointlessly gesturing with your hands..........Marco Polo........................Marco Polo can you hear me!

East Germany apologists have to be the funniest. Lads they had to literally build a wall to keep the population in

Child having a tantrum dot GIF

Lab: -32 Con: -25 LD:0 kinel

YouGov's first MRP of the 2026 Senedd election shows Plaid Cymru on course to be the largest party PC: 43 (+19 from 2021*) Ref: 30 (+30) Lab: 12 (-32) Grn: 10 (+10) Con: 1 (-25) LD: 0 (-2) *notional results had the last election been conducted on the new system based on data from Dr Jac Larner

Remarkable story from Denmark's nat'l broadcaster. "When Danish soldiers were flown to Greenland in January...they brought explosives so they could destroy, among other things, the runways in Nuuk & Kangerlussuaq [to] prevent US mil aircraft from landing" www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...

How does a license to print money like that manage to go bankrupt? Did Trump take over operations?

Feels like Keir's been getting better advice lately. Wandering around with your head up Donald's rectum may not prove a winning look for Farage.

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

Shot

Tell me you're losing without saying we're losing.

I thought black smoke meant they hadn't decided.

Work digs for the night. So happy.

Given Putin has considerable experience violating all the norms of human mortality and international law, he at least speaks from experience.

Apparently they're firing bombs at Iran. Khamenei? All of them.

If you face an uphill task, you doing bobsleigh wrong.

Bit harsh on toddlers tbqfhwy.

I'm better now

The fuck?

I'm intensely relaxed about Mandelson's departure.

Andy's gotta Burnham I guess.

-laughs nervously in Ukrainian- So er, I don't want to be alarmist my Canadian friends but it's not a GREAT sign when the superpower next door starts talking about how the people of a resource rich region of yours yearn for the freedom to join them and suggesting referendums...

‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace’

Can't stop laughing

Spoonerise a song title and make it better. 🎵 Big Cock Randy Mountain 🎶

It's a fucking low bar, but even Zahawi managed to jump before getting pushed!

Post a picture of an artist whose art is as terrible as their person.

Birmingham City Council could fund itself by actively enforcing this

❤️‍🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.

Every now and then when a certain person comes on the radio I remember how sad it was when that lovely man on Twitter was misunderstood and bullied so much by him and his team that he ended up taking his life. I remember he had a couple of kids too. A sad day and no consequence as far as I ever saw

Thoughts and prayers with Owen Jones at this difficult time.

My feed had gone Caracas.

This is the type of content I'm here for.

Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.

BBC News - Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, White House says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BBC News - Cooking oil sparks large scale fire in Walsall overnight - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BBC News - What it would really take to stop Putin fighting in Ukraine - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Evergreen bleet

Let's do this. "I'm a billionaire, get me out of here" would be an absolute blockbuster".

Not a reliable method of contraception.

Lads, I just won a round of #BandOrNotABand. #LadyBoner

It's with a heavy heart that I announce that I too shall be boycotting Eurovision this year (as I have done every other year).

I'm older than time and nothing surprises me anymore. That said, this is fucking amazeballs.

A bit bored of not literally being at war with Russia already.

IANAL but asking to be pardoned without admitting guilt makes no sense to me. www.bbc.com/news/article...

@profanity.accountant let me have it

Believe nothing until The White House denies it.

Is it supposed to look like a plastic garden swimming pool? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Clive Lewis standing down then Burnham not getting selected sounds optimal.