secretly these ppl know that the tranny vote is very important they just dont want *us* to know it. they want us to feel worthless, like we have no right to make demands

ME: Here’s some deeply personal pain I’m sharing [Show all replies…] REPLIER 8: To me pain is easy as long as it’s not stubbing my toe lol that shit hurts. But I don’t stub them too often because I wear shoes in the house REPLIER 9: soo true, ilove shoes in house

bad news everyone. turns out it was an early valentine’s gift not a late christmas gift. so actually yesterday was valentine’s day

received a christmas gift today. that means today was technically christmas fyi

because i grew up on an rpg with action commands i still reflexively press a button whenever my characters get hit in turn-based games

love whatever it is about paper mario ttyd that makes game devs want to recreate it as accurately. probably the fact that it’s the greatest game of all time first bug fables and now i’m playing escape from ever after

shoutout to mizuki for being the first japanese character incapable of climbing walls. representation matters 🙏

Are women bourgeois?

i have developed a strange reflex where i’m *really good* at catching things that i clumsily knock over. like, it would look cool if not for the fact that i was a klutz in the first place

sometimes when i’m looking for an emoji i’ll try and copy the expression i don’t know why

I'm a professional dancer that's been training for years to perform the routine that famously killed my father, not knowing he was a mob informant who faked his death and has been watching me proudly from the shadows in disguise as the mysterious "Old Tom of the Streets", upon whom I spit every day.

imagining a contestant saying this right after they get a jeopardy! answer wrong

as the office tranny its your godgivenright to be a lil extra on a wednesday

every night my bf falls asleep with his headphones on. then knocks them off in his sleep. there’s a 50% chance he knocks them to his right (off of the bed). when this happens, like it did 15 seconds ago, it obviously makes a loud fucking noise and freaks me out

cone baby

damn grading stuff is kinda boring getting paid to do nothing was better tbh

starting to realize i might be a trans woman

Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him

Defying All Expectations, This Trans Woman Sucks at Posting

collections notice from the sperm bank. this isn’t a joke i actually received a collections notice from the sperm bank

12/4 has been “kroger day” since college bestie and i dumped our shitty partners at about the same time then went to kroger and bought peppermint bark. so on kroger day u dump your shitty partner (if needed!) and eat peppermint bark. it doesn’t have to be from kroger i just lived in michigan then

making my TAs play Fire Emblem: Three Houses as part of their academic misconduct training

i’m crying i can’t remember the last time i laughed this hard oh my god i can’t

the idea of a surgeon who’s just thinking “god, could somebody shut this bitch up?” for an entire operation is really funny to me tho

gazing longingly at the timeline where they clapped

verbal quirks i’ve developed bc otherwise listening to myself talk is “boring”: 1) using spoonerisms 2) inverting word order 3) pronouncing -ed as -éd 4) pronouncing silent letters, esp -e 5) singing 6) swapping much, many, and few 7) using spanish helper words (pues, cómo se dice, etc)

if u get major surgery don’t tell anyone what it’s for bc it is so freaking funny to watch your coworkers guess: “i’m glad you’re okay now” “oh you’re able to walk that’s good” “how is your, um, knee?”

Men, it's worth pondering that these academic men are the same ones that teach young women straight out of school. These are the men given academic authority over young women's careers. It's really challenging for young women to negotiate the minefield of creepiness these men create for them.

hands should be insanely decorative because we experience life in first person

first repeat i’ve seen from the bot. honestly surprising considering just how much fucking dialogue is in the game

there’s a lot of advertising sins. but there is nothing that makes me want to buy something less than marketing it to me because i’m trans

i'm trying to raise money so i can afford laser hair removal and stop having painful shaves every day ( ⸝⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̆ωʚ̴̶̷̆⸝⸝)♡.·*. just a little further to my goal of $800 would allow me to afford the first few sessions and schedule them without fear! grateful even small donations help <3 ko-fi.com/raynpuddle

www.justice.gov/epstein/file... holy shit

www.justice.gov/epstein/file... holy shit

finally read WARHOUND (it’s very good!) i caught myself thinking about why everyone in the rebellion is a lesbian and i’ve decided it’s because that one sartha thrace propaganda poster was a little bit *too* successful with a certain demographic

probably shouldn’t have picked the day more epstein files emails drop to post this one

yeah i’m a top 8 loser too [alt text: two competitors in the top 8 losers bracket of a guilty gear tournament. one, digital watches, looks like an anime villain cosplay. the other, soup, looks like the cashier at a bait shop. they both seem cool]

obsessed w the fact that my mom just found out that i’ve been wearing glasses for real. for literally the past three years she thought they were “vanity glasses”

i’m literally so good at sending emails. i was born to do this. ai will never be able to write an email like i can

didn’t bother calling them back. i think a different agent must’ve looked at my account and went “damn. this bitch put in a name change request THREE MONTHS AGO and we’re just now following up??” bc all the changes were suddenly approved

shorter chapter this week! i feel like i could fiddle with this one forever so i'm just not going to. i also went back and forth on what to censor and how a bunch cw: bigoted white guy yelling slurs

haven’t been to “the other side” yet, no. quite okay with that really

BRO WHY DID MY LOCAL PUBLIC RADIO PLAY PERSONA 5 OST LMAO ARE MILLENNIALS IN CHARGE NOW

jesus the cold really hits the instant you put out the cigarette

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents

breaking mtg news: quintorius confirmed chaser

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.