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don't tell anyone but @lunaeco.neocities.org just released an album. ok you can tell someone but don't tell everyone. ok you can tell everyone but don't tell my mom. ok you can tell her too but that's IT. lunaeco.bandcamp.com/album/imysti...

they thought i was watchmojo the way i top 10s

'The Sheepfold, Moonlight.' (c1859) In this scene, a waning moon throws a light across fields between the villages of Barbizon and Chailly. Jean-François Millet later wrote: 'One ought to be able to make people hear the songs of the shepherd, the sounds of the night, the bliss.'

running for california governor on a platform of fat ragatha

sometimes i make myself visible just to haunt

thinking about getting into kaleidoscopes

this was kind of a generational run tbh

alright y'all I could really use your support. ngl we're pretty scared. would really appreciate any shares and help gofund.me/a9f48222e

your scales are unbalanced, you do not possess the purity of spirit required to enjoy an A&W zero sugar root beer

anyways happy #bandcampfriday ive got new music coming VERY soon

i mean u could b listening to some shitty album w an ugly ass dude on it (u know who) but you could also be listening to an epic swag albums w pretty ass woman on them. just saying e-f-d-g.bandcamp.com/album/d1g1ta... suite309.bandcamp.com/album/bpd-su...

girl who shows up to the function wearing 1.6lbs of kandi

my transition from male to female was only as important as my transition from this guy to this guy

i saw myself in the mirror and said "i look like lesbian hasan piker"

no no you don't get it sarcasm is irony. and post-irony, that's sincerity. post-post-irony? that's irony. now, post-sincerity? brother, you don't even wanna know

giving enormous head to a fat dyke who looks like futch vega from street fighter >>>>

i hate to admit it but i'm lowkey juggalomaxxing rn

they should invent a drug that you can smoke

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

woman who sits on the toilet backwards at the gym bc she thinks it'll help activate her glute medius

as someone who creates a lot of problems for herself, it's soooo freeing when something bad happens to you that wasn't your fault

it makes total sense that the constellation i have the deepest connection with is Cassiopeia: i'm also a beautiful woman being punished eternally for having too much swag

this is the dumpster they pulled me out of

would you say hello to the girl wearing the bert and ernie halter top under a food-stained apron in the laundry room (she cannot hear you she is listening to WORLD'S END GIRLFRIEND'S "HURTBREAK WONDERLAND")?

if you're someone i hate then being on grindr at 4am is [extreme loser behavior /neg]. "doesn't that mean ur also on grindr at 4am" i hear you ask, but as a sleazeball fuck-up of a girl when *i'm* on grindr at 4am it's [extreme loser behavior /hot /sexy]

put this up your ass and smoke it, white boy

don't watch this if you can't handle it

they invented a girl that looks and acts just like me and they put her in an orb

when a 22yo says they love milfs they mean a girl in her early 30s with stretch marks. when i say i love milfs i mean THE WOMAN WHO KISSED ME LAST NIGHT WAS 57. SHE FOLLOWED THE GRATEFUL DEAD FOR 10 YEARS. HER KIDS WERE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE !!!!!!

girl at the event who kinda learned how to toprock: "i bet everyone is impressed that i know how to toprock"

"maybe i should rewatch the sopranos" says woman who rewatched the sopranos six months ago

women with big asses and small bulges are the closest thing we have to angels on earth,,

Lone - Life Spark (Sophiaaaahjkl;8901 Edit) ✏️ illustration by @howlingpony.bsky.social ⚛️🛸🌈⚛️🛸🌈⚛️🛸🌈⚛️🛸🌈⚛️🛸🌈 ☁️ soundcloud.com/hjkl-8901/lo... 📺 youtu.be/rQtik97_7cw

i am SCREAMING and SHIDDING and FREAGGING OUTT !

drinking a hop water while you drive gives you all the rush of driving drunk with none of the risk 💁‍♀️

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_66@26-07-2019_01-32-25.jpg

i saw a big lizard today and said "whoa dude you're huge. you're jacked bro" and threw him the horns and so anyway that's why i added "jock" to my grindr profile

theyre called "earbuds" bc theyre like little buds for your ears

reggae artists are reeeal lucky that "zion" and "babylon" rhyme

it's radium girl summer y'all

lesbians will wear a hat one time and declare it "boygirl summer"

two skinny white girls vibe dancing at each other really does look like a pair of wading birds putting on dominance displays

girl who spends half the event in the parking lot looking at the stars

himeno from chainsaw man

why does everything cost 50 dollars