two skinny white girls vibe dancing at each other really does look like a pair of wading birds putting on dominance displays

girl who spends half the event in the parking lot looking at the stars

himeno from chainsaw man

why does everything cost 50 dollars

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i think of this tweet so often lol

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play is an altered state identity is psychoactive and the self is a thing you do

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girl who went to bed at 6am and got 3 hours of sleep for her 10-hour shift

doing a controlled burn to allow the forest to thrive (shaved off all my body hair in winter so it'll grow back in time for summer)

i kind of miss being active on here but anytime i spend more than 5 minutes on social media i feel a massive weight bearing down on my chest

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

do you guys wannna come ov r and have potato salad i made some potato salad if you guys want some you can come kver haand have some potato salad

dumb fucking idiot who had to replace her entire fill valve (the terlet works now)

engaging in dyke activities (buying a new flapper for my toilet at lowes)

tolkien elf named Sildenafil

my life is largely governed by enormous women in the sky

stephen king is like a fujoshi for straight relationships

my urologist should NOT have said "wow yeah, no need to tuck anymore" during my orchiectomy follow-up however i wore a thong for the first time post-orchi last night and she was NOT wrong

2026. the new perineum.

at some point while reading The Stand you realize randall flagg is essentially the grinch

getting my nipples pierced and then restarting my gym routine and then getting a tattoo all within a week may not have been the best thing for my immune system

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getting your nipples pierced really teaches you how often your tits bump into things throughout the day

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my feelings on weight loss are very complicated but the amount of ads i see for weight loss drugs is absolutely fucking insane

got my nipples pierced in honor of louis braille

catch my ass down at the CREEK

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jamming my heart in the electrical socket

Zelda for @gallantgreen.bsky.social #alinktothepast #Tloz #Zelda

say what you will about stephen king's writing, only a master of horror could devise a fictional world as twisted and cruel as "New England"

IF I DON'T MAKE BREAD TONIGHT I'M GONNA EXPLODE

I MISS RUNNING

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hey so I'm very sorry to post another mutual aid request but i was sick with the flu last month and it meant losing an entire paycheck so im a bit behind on bills rn. i need about 200-300 to cover the difference so anything helps, and if were mutuals i can pay you back next week!

i need to be put down with a gun

me: i need to release music instead of sitting on 5-7 finished projects at a time me when i release something: god i hope nobody listens to this making art is so embarrassing anyway new single new alias idfc anymore soundcloud.com/p2p_g1rl/c4n...

THEY REMOVED MY WHAT??????.

she orchi on my ect til i say "o my"

34 really is the 24 of your 30s

getting my balls removed to make my dick look bigger