she wants my morsels....

post-currency anarchist getting really excited during a chemistry lecture on antimony only to be disappointed later when he realizes the professor has a reader's accent

i eat all my food in morsel form

i forgot to do my injection today but i did get my flu shot, which i'm pretty sure is just as much if not more feminizing than estradiol

unfortunately I'm still unemployed, & I'm out of cash for food & gas again. Anything helps (rts included) Sorry to have to keep doing this. my cshapp & vnmo are both @ rottytoops. If you need to use pypl, just dm (but pls be aware that scammers have been swooping in to provide fake paypal info)

we set up a gofundme if anyone wants to help but doesnt have either of these apps. #transcrowdfund #mutualaid gofund.me/e6dc83977

eric adams meeting with the delegation from Equestria: New York City is the Ponyville of America

moo

buying a rasher of bacon from the dollar store

john pinette played the riyadh comedy festival??????

HEY! NEW PIN NEW ALBUM NEW ME 📍💅 BPD SUPERSTAR ULTRA is OUT on BANDCAMP right NOW! It's fun and silly and anxious and kinda sad, just like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💖 Cassettes & CDs are available and shipping right now! cop here: suite309.bandcamp.com/album/bpd-su...

Seth Meyers reacts to Kimmel cancellation in new monologue, stating, "I am declaring unlimited, indiscriminate violence against the first world. 400 years of imperialism have led us to this moment, and I can no longer stand by in passivity. My body will become a weapon to bring about Babylon's end."

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

few pleasures as great as running 2 miles and then doing a big fart

lost the $3 fanny pack i use when i go to the gym so i'm thinking of ending it all

Nothing a little drawing big boobed cow girls cant fix!

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FFS consult is the closest you can get to having your skull read by a phrenologist in the modern day

played disney princess chutes and ladders with my niece and while i won't say who won i will say that bitch CHEATS

every car should have a self-destruct button for when you're in the grocery store parking lot and just can't do it anymore

huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)

Sharks, my product is simple: cigarettes that are good for you. I'm offering a 3% stake for 10 billion dollars to hire someone to figure out how to make them. Our current expenditures are $0 year-over-year and our projected profits are infinity dollars by Q2 of 2036.

if any of my moots use Hevy and want to be friends on it my username is hucowdeathmachine

teehee

*guy who only skims the news* yeah i heard they caught the shooter. some guy named Jair, they already sentenced him to 27 years

don't tell the pf staff i'm taking fuckboy pics in the bathroom

💔

Cow girl time!!!!

She is like an angel from heaven to me....

guys. it's been Four Years. why didnt biden stop this.. :(

i unlocked my computer for the first time in a week and found this sitting in capcut waiting to be exported

being the only person in a discord server without nitro is so ass, a hot girl posts a selfie and everyone else reacts with like 60fps emotes of bill clinton shooting himself in the head meanwhile you're just like "👍💯"

i like sam seder but i do think the majority report is cocomelon for progressive libs

fred flintstone's gotta be hitting 10k steps every day

i am a woman that God, if he exists, has created in anger

there are so many fat women in the gym tonight???? let's fucking go ????????

what if someone drew an anime girl with stretch marks

NFL helmets have facemasks to prevent the players from making out

#birdbot

gavin newsom wants to be blue Trump so fucking bad

GOD i hope he's dead

biggest downgrade in history bro like who THE FUCK is this

it's a trillion degrees today but at least i look like this

yesterday i went on a walk and tucked some pine needles behind my ear to identify later and COMPLETELY forgot about them until this morning. this is the sort of bimbo wood nymph behavior that makes people fall in love with me

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sometimes the only thing stopping you from ending it all is eating half a chicken tender before going into the gym

the fact that my dick is an innie makes changing in public locker rooms less scary

a rare second brood