stephen king is like a fujoshi for straight relationships

my urologist should NOT have said "wow yeah, no need to tuck anymore" during my orchiectomy follow-up however i wore a thong for the first time post-orchi last night and she was NOT wrong

2026. the new perineum.

at some point while reading The Stand you realize randall flagg is essentially the grinch

getting my nipples pierced and then restarting my gym routine and then getting a tattoo all within a week may not have been the best thing for my immune system

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getting your nipples pierced really teaches you how often your tits bump into things throughout the day

9 Tips To Dazzle Her 9. Do Revolver Ocelot Tricks On Her Penis Till She Cries And Kicks You Out

my feelings on weight loss are very complicated but the amount of ads i see for weight loss drugs is absolutely fucking insane

got my nipples pierced in honor of louis braille

catch my ass down at the CREEK

fat transgender for everybody 2026

small dick, big loads bad girls do it well

jamming my heart in the electrical socket

Zelda for @gallantgreen.bsky.social #alinktothepast #Tloz #Zelda

say what you will about stephen king's writing, only a master of horror could devise a fictional world as twisted and cruel as "New England"

IF I DON'T MAKE BREAD TONIGHT I'M GONNA EXPLODE

I MISS RUNNING

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hey so I'm very sorry to post another mutual aid request but i was sick with the flu last month and it meant losing an entire paycheck so im a bit behind on bills rn. i need about 200-300 to cover the difference so anything helps, and if were mutuals i can pay you back next week!

i need to be put down with a gun

me: i need to release music instead of sitting on 5-7 finished projects at a time me when i release something: god i hope nobody listens to this making art is so embarrassing anyway new single new alias idfc anymore soundcloud.com/p2p_g1rl/c4n...

THEY REMOVED MY WHAT??????.

she orchi on my ect til i say "o my"

34 really is the 24 of your 30s

getting my balls removed to make my dick look bigger

back in the day you only needed to grab 40 winks for a decent nap. but nowadays with inflation you need to grab anywhere from 120 to 150 winks to get the same amount of restful shut-eye

she wants my morsels....

post-currency anarchist getting really excited during a chemistry lecture on antimony only to be disappointed later when he realizes the professor has a reader's accent

i eat all my food in morsel form

i forgot to do my injection today but i did get my flu shot, which i'm pretty sure is just as much if not more feminizing than estradiol

we set up a gofundme if anyone wants to help but doesnt have either of these apps. #transcrowdfund #mutualaid gofund.me/e6dc83977

eric adams meeting with the delegation from Equestria: New York City is the Ponyville of America

moo

buying a rasher of bacon from the dollar store

john pinette played the riyadh comedy festival??????

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Seth Meyers reacts to Kimmel cancellation in new monologue, stating, "I am declaring unlimited, indiscriminate violence against the first world. 400 years of imperialism have led us to this moment, and I can no longer stand by in passivity. My body will become a weapon to bring about Babylon's end."

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

few pleasures as great as running 2 miles and then doing a big fart

lost the $3 fanny pack i use when i go to the gym so i'm thinking of ending it all

Nothing a little drawing big boobed cow girls cant fix!

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FFS consult is the closest you can get to having your skull read by a phrenologist in the modern day

played disney princess chutes and ladders with my niece and while i won't say who won i will say that bitch CHEATS

every car should have a self-destruct button for when you're in the grocery store parking lot and just can't do it anymore