my goal next pride is to kiss a girl that looks almost exactly like me

i'm becoming an open mic guy [i've been to exactly one (1)]. here's a video i freebooted from the host's ig

i'm doing that thing where you write letters and don't send them but instead of letters they're discord messages and instead of not sending them i'm sending them

BELLO BSKY!!

one of my favorite moments from dolores park yesterday was turning my head and seeing a clown sitting by themself and looking really pensive. it took me completely by surprise and i immediately burst out laughing

when ppl comment on my harness they always ask how long it took to make, but they never ask how long it takes to don and doff, which are much more interesting questions imo (the answer to both is so much longer than you'd think)

swerving at oncoming waymos just to make the onboard AI reckon with its own mortality

i took zero pictures with the friends i met at dyke march but i did take pictures with this flamingo piñata head i stole from a dance tent

providing a vital service at dyke march by offering my mouth as a mobile urinal

i baked cookies for the dyke march but given that they contain both eggs and dairy there's a good chance only 10% of the people there can eat them

wanted to make a bead lizard for the dyke march tomorrow and had to google "least problematic lesbian flag"

Normal

oh i'm about to get obSESSED with this little freak

FAT FUCK SUMMERRRR

people act like nobody uses tumblr anymore but that's where i found out about the sainsbury archive, where i can look at interesting british food labels from throughout the history of sainsbury's

showing up at the t4t play party and just doing this for 4 hours:

therapist told me she watched a documentary about someone who k*lled themself and it made her think of me

apparently "tadc" is a show?? i thought it was just cute gay slang for tzatziki and we were all getting really into greek food for the summer :(

wear your sunscreen, kids

whenever someone compliments one of my kandi geckos at a rave i always offer to give it to them, and their response is usually "omg really?? are you sure???" and my outward response is "yeah ofc! 😄" but internally i'm like "PLEASE TAKE IT I MADE TOO MANY I GOTTA GET RID OF THESE THINGS"

hey it's juneteeth, wanna help a black trans girl afford her meds and beyond that maybe get a more gender affirming wardrobe? well have i got a cashapp link for you! cash.app/$wolfgirlcas...

stevie wonder opening a royalty check: "what the hell is the amazing digital circus?"

my coworker getting me sick during pride month is one of the most homophobic things i've experienced in the office

i'm so sick of seeing shane gillis in any context whatsoever

i've worn this harness at every pride event i've gone to this month and started getting self-conscious about it until my therapist referred to it as my "gay uniform" and now i feel a deep sense of duty to continue wearing it

transmasc west coast rapper named T-40

shoutout to the beautiful twink standing next to me who had to watch me sob through the entirety of "the internet is everywhere" last week at the jeff rosenstock show

AUTISTIC FEMBOY RIZZ, a fucked up mix of smooth soulful sample chops, rinsed out amens, rave stabs, slamming bass and gabber kicks… my newest breakcore ch00n is OUT NOW ⚛️ this is the fourth and final single off ALIEN ABDUCTION… THE MOTHERSHIP IS LANDING SOON 🛸 ✏️ art by jammy @howlingpony.bsky.social

this is why i lift

dumb fuckboy went and got himself bit

power went out at work and the emergency lights in the bathroom are kinda nice

not sure how to say "i look so good with bruises" in a way that doesn't read as kink or a cry for help

if they sleepin on me, fuck em. somnophilia

alright whatever, i'm going by creek, any/all. we're trying some stuff. pic unrelated.

kinda wanna start going by creek on here but "echovalia" is such a strong display name

i am 6 for 6 in picking delicious melons this year

if a man comments on my porn but also gives me money idrc what he says, but if a man comments on my porn without buying anything i should be allowed to openly wish death upon him

it's probably a bad idea to cut your hair while struggling with your aesthetic identity but the shears call to me

the amazing digital soulja boy

i would like to be viewed as a butch in dyke spaces but i feel like if i call myself butch people will yell at me

i was trying to get a picture of this hairclip last night to see if it looked stupid but like....why am i kinda nice from this angle

the day i can do one full unassisted pull-up none of you will ever see me again

i would make such a good jobber

getting banned from the good planet fitness for skanking on the treadmills after repeatedly being told not to

you can post a little porn at work