Match comms said Slavia Prague hasn’t won a Champions League match since October 2007. I think we can officially confirm that Dr. Tottenham doesn’t speak Czech. Up the Spurs. #COYS

New #THFC notification sound just dropped (first three seconds of this video) #COYS #eeeeeeeeeeeh youtu.be/HS2snzYrLHY

“There has been plenty of debate about the atmosphere and how best to improve it on matchdays. But the answer is simpler than you might think. The best method to generate a good atmosphere at a football match is to play well.” ^ My thoughts when TF says we need to make the stadium a fortress.

I love you Tottenham, but you’re ruining my life

A year ago this weekend, I was in N17 to watch Fulham draw 1-1 with Spurs. I am enjoying this fixture even less.

Winning a trophy with essentially nothing but radical self belief and fortitude is an accomplishment. Against ALL odds. Please Frank, my guy. Never mention last season again and omit those details. That shit genuinely pissed me off. Build an identity. We have none right now, again.

I’ll get shit for this, but so be it.

Can any Dutch Spurs fans recommend a pub in Rotterdam to watch the North London Derby? #thfc #coys

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Mandatory IT training is made better by the Nintendo North London Derby. #thfc

Therapist: We need to build your resilience. Me: I support Tottenham.

PRU PRU MOTHERFUCKERS

We all deserved that COYS

Can we play Copenhagen in the league? Starting a Change.org petition… #thfc

Pedro “Poirot” — it’s like those phonetic name pronunciations that go viral every pre-season mean nothing to you, @cbssports.bsky.social

Company is getting acquired. Can’t join “manadatory” training because I’m locked out of the new IT system. **grabs TV remote** “F—k it. Come On You Spurs.” #coys

Admission: I don’t watch Everton often, especially this season. Having said that, the noise in this new stadium seems unreal.

That late goal for Sunderland made me really happy. Love to see Stamford Bridge emptying before the final whistle.

Which #THFC player are you most looking forward to seeing back on the pitch?

I missed an hour of this match due to a Zoom call. Or did I?

Maybe the fortress is the friends we’ve made along the way?

Djed Spence is the sole reason I’m still on Instagram.

Own Goal has been so good for us this season, Frank’s really brought out the best in him.

Now, do Trump.

We are going to need a new chant. #thfc

Why do some of our worst performances always come right before the international break? #thfc

My nephew sums up how I feel about transfer window speculation.

WHAT A GOAL

Hearing the commentators refer to “Son” (Sonne) during a Spurs match, and it not being Heung-min, is jarring. #thfc #coys

This is like watching your soulmate leave, then change their relationship status on Facebook.

Djed Spence is class! So kind of him to give me my new Lock Screen photo.

Arsenal came to Hong Kong, they hardly touched the ballllllll…#COYS #THFC

What’s an athlete’s expression that will stay with you for the rest of your life?

If Kudus scores today, and Micky doesn’t give him a gentle slap on the face, I’m going to be disappointed.

Rewatched the Kudus dust-up on YT. Things I forgot about: - Richy’s attempt at pratfall comedy - Vic pulling that blue cap out of nowhere - Brennan’s grin at the send-off youtu.be/VEe-6aNTJ80 It’s like re-watching a TV series and thinking “I forgot how good this episode is!” #thfc #COYS

Tottenham Hotspur genuinely put on a far larger parade than the President of the United States

I don't know who this Take A. Vow is but they're taking more responsibility for the departures than Daniel Levy

I keep seeing this graphic of the PL table for the past two years on aggregate… We’re going for the guy whose points total is only two ranks above us? With a slightly worse goal difference? Who has no demonstrated success in Europe? …this will be fun.

Thanks for everything, Ange. I hope your next club is led by more serious men. @tottenhamhotspur.com #thfc

This Trump Musk fight is like the whole world is a Tottenham fan watching an Arsenal Chelsea game

The first bit of this is spot on. Supporters should still be warming their hands by the fire of a trophy win. Instead the club has managed to suck all the oxygen out of the room, extinguishing the glow. The PR missteps of this club are mad, and they cheat us out of the experience we deserve.

“Yet Silva has no experience of managing a team in continental competition at all while Frank's experience extends only to a handful of ultimately unsuccessful Europa League qualifying games with Brondby 10 years ago.”

I don’t see Frank as a CL manager. Putting aside the trophy for the briefest of moments, had we exited the UEFA tournament, and Ange was sacked, Frank would be a palatable option to only play once a week, domestically. But Bilbao happened (🙌🏻) so Ange out/Frank in is mad on two fronts.

Telling my children this was Ange Postecoglou. #COYS

"They did it all for you. Because you deserve it. This club deserves it. And I’ll tell you something, I’ll leave you with this: All the best television series? Season 3 is better than season 2." – Ange Postecoglou

So much for attempting to look at my phone less often. #lockscreen #COYS

On TalkSport they are debating 'how far away are Arsenal from a European trophy?' Spurs fan just called in and said only about 4 miles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Times like this I wish print media was still thriving. I’d like nothing more than to clip this piece, stash it away, and rediscover it when I need a reminder of how good last night felt.

Mmhmm…