My bit on spurs www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This is what the Woolwich would do if we went down: www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

The Overlap (yes, I know) interviews Ange, during which Frank is sacked. Ange breaks his silence on #Spurs… youtu.be/flhBQvJeAH8 #THFC #COYS

“At some point in time I’ll get replaced by ‘John the Pragmatist’ and you can all be happy and revel in it.” (Amazing that it happened twice in the same year, and then both Johns were sacked on the same day) www.foxsports.com.au/football/shu... #Ange #THFC #COYS

WHAT www.instagram.com/reel/DRSXCZU...

“That’s the Thomas Frank story. Good at setting up an organized defensive shape and set pieces on both ends. Bad enough at everything else that those things don’t matter at all, at least for a team of Tottenham’s ambition.” Et voilà… www.thetransferflow.com/p/thomas-fra...

@barditei.bsky.social believes @tottenhamhotspur.com are looking to excel, sorry, to Excel: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... #COYS

There are worse ideas than getting #ClaudeCode in (eg Redknapp, Sherwood, Ferdinand, etc) But also fun ideas like Yaya Touré (fully COYS), Robbie Keane and BMJ. #COYS

Sorry #coys

TF invoking academia was probably the last straw. “When Frank spoke afterwards, he insisted there were “a lot of studies” explaining how sacking the manager was not always the fix.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/703... #COYS

"How Frank's dream move turned into a disaster for @theathleticfc.bsky.social"???

they really didn’t want to do this, but the alternative was to sack the fanbase. #COYS #THFC

Frank to Cochrane:

What the hell has happened to the iOS keyboard?

Was I imagining it on Sunday, but after the sending off, did I see frnak in conversation with Cochran, who seemed to be pushing for a particular solution, and Frank seemed annoyed, wagging his finger and saying no… maybe I hallucinated it. If jot, Cochrane In?

what’s the opposite of a homer? #coys

weird skies above the end times if we are lucky #thfc #coys

Spurs play today! #COYS

DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FORWArdS. #THFC #COYS

Actual goosebumps at this incredible Spurs news! #THFC #COYS

#coys www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Wholesome interview with new u18s coach Jamie Carr - worth the watch for #THFC nerds: www.instagram.com/reel/DRhxlgV... #COYS

Sounds about right. #THFC #COYS

Obituary for Lord David Triesman, who, it turns out, played for the #THFC youth team. #COYS www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"The coach is the Lion King of the dressing room. We’re here to help and support him, not replace him. He’s the Lion King." Fabio Paratici, 2026 www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...

#COYS #THFC

jesus christ.

Uh-oh. CUTI WARPATH SITUATION. #COYS www.theguardian.com/football/202...

What a performance - the buzz and pleasure when he was on the ball - and particularly that recovery near the end of this clip - so tenacious, so clever, so Spurs.

What a game. Just about got my breath back after that epic second half. Xavi - who spent his day off at the British Library - was so fantastic, & others did well. And my favourite goal for ages, because of the mounting oohs & aahs after the replays of Solanke’s second. Well done all! #THFC #COYS

Djed on #music: www.instagram.com/reel/DUJfar9... #COYS #THFC

We’ve all been complaining about the boredom levels at #THFC, so is this not that teams are bad, but just that things are just boring now because football has become this physical monster phenomenon for a while, & kicking against that is foolish/risk-laden? bsky.app/profile/stev...

The Brentford / Jover / Georgsson set-piece effect spreads to pubs? Get ready for bar staff long-throwing crisps and scratchings to customers’ tables. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I hope @tottenhamhotspur.com pay tribute to Lord David Triesman, who died on Friday, at tomorrow’s game: www.theguardian.com/politics/202... #Spurs #THFC #COYS

#VaiCorinthians!!!!!! (Was working so couldn’t go, but maybe the final?) www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Phew - nice to have a good win, and truly weird to see us 4th. Now let’s see what happens vs City on Sunday… Slap them 4-0, or excruciate our way to a grim loss.

It’s UCL gameday #COYS

Do your worst, club that I love! #COYS

One worries that, unless they have lined up a series of absolute bombshell elite transfers for the summer, including ones that simultaneously solve our homegrown issues, The Guys are playing some real 1-d chess at the moment. But the reality may be veiled from all but true initiates. #COYS

Some clubs name their stadium the Theatre of Dreams. I propose that we embrace our true identity, & taking our cue from Martin Esslin, piercing analyst of mid-20th-century drama such as Ionesco, dub the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium the Theatre of the Absurd. #COYS www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Michael Carrick has @jonawils.bsky.social reaching for a Scandinavian bovine analogy on today’s Libero.

i have to say there is a feeling of resignation, dismay and disarray about the #THFC pods i listen to. The apathy about the state of @tottenhamhotspur.com is extraordinary. Perhaps part of the Vinai / Lange / Lewis plan is to render us so numb that nothing can hurt us. #COYS

throatlumps ffs #coys

Sorry for the last few resurfaced posts - just going back to check what I thought at the time of Frank’s appointment, and I think ‘Honda Civic’ covers it… #COYS

And my god, so much has happened in the last 2 years that no one even talks about this mindblowing #THFC moment any more… youtu.be/so1ve8YRnvM?... You know what you have to do, Joe…

This would be the pragmatic Honda Civic of a manager the global fanbase all dreamt of. Buckle up (because it’s sensible to do so.) Mirror, signal, manoeuvre. #FrankIncensed

High risk of vendor lock-in.

If you think this is good wait until you see Thomas Frank motivate the lads with an Excel PivotTable before the Champions League final.