I did a horrible clown voice for Blades in the Dark a couple weeks ago and my internal monologue keeps slipping into it

how to summon OSHA to your location to recover your body from your DIY project

"Skin is a social surface" "The skin is a border and a network of ports, porous and covered in holes" "My interest in slime is a long-running one"

im always asking women this

[0011194] Tooths Treated as Whole Corpses for Purposes of Stress

oh the parent bug for this is excellent 0004470: Patients in traction benches don't get released unless bench is deconstructed dwarffortressbugtracker.com/view.php?id=...

in spain there's dovecotes everywhere, so may i suggest for seattle: ratcotes

interviewer: Can you recall a time when you had a disagreement with a coworker? How did you handle it? me: I can't recall anything I've ever done at any job. interviewer: me: I mostly dissociate through all of my work. Any other work thoughts go straight into the memory hole.

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a compelling offer

Light rail is pretty packed today and frankly I love to see it. Keep using the transit! Don’t drive if you don’t gotta!

I should make a furry sex toy called The Gordian Knot

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you

anyway i made a quiz in case you wanna find out what kinda weapon you should main uquiz.com/tFVbUk

This would work on me

carefully crafted in a lab through years of experimentation by mad statisticians, I am The Average Trans Girl. I was born to take surveys and participate in research studies. P=1=me

date night with the girls

cannot stop saying "femboy slampig" to the spongebob theme now

Change in Abstract

i miss my rats :(

All of my followers and mutuals in Seattle, please go check that your ballot was counted! This is a close race and a chance for further progress here in Seattle!

Gumby screens that feel like Elden Ring @gumbyscreens.bsky.social

Jam on the Side

Sometimes I consider posting nudes, but unfortunately this place is way less chill than cohost was for being a naked trans girl

2,000 year old stuffed animal Plush Bird from the Altai Mountains of Siberia, c. 400-300 BC. Felt stuffed with reindeer fur

ooooh, i thought you said "gnome nut november"

active listening #coolcartoonsbynicky

anyone in seattle wanna start a transbian oil wrestling club? i know a number of bjj babes who would be down

The bird takes its revenge on the kings in The Thieving Magpie (1964), dir. Emanuele Luzzati and Giulio Gianini Federico Fellini loved this film: "it makes me furious that I don't know how to draw so I could resolve my films in the same way"

Another DOOZY of art,done one again by the absolute artistic BEAST @glacierclear.bsky.social I am so happy with the result for both the card and original art!!! ❤️😭❤️😭❤️ May my merfolk deck be blessed with many wins because of this card art!! #merfolk

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

Forgot I saw this behind a bar the other night

“Hey stwongbad, would you say that I’m a gwungwer?”

my bf: they’re making printers with prostates now.

[onna-musha mourning and planning vengeance, surrounded by swords marking her dead family] Get ready for your health benefits! :)

Wait, investment bankers are real?? I thought that was a story we told kids to scare them out of making a speculative economy

Get the polycule into hobby tunneling! - good exercise - make a little house - lots of fun - you can be free underground - moles

Underrated fursona idea: the grasshopper mouse. It is a carnivorous rodent that 1. Is continuously evolving a higher pain threshold and toxin tolerance to be able to eat live snakes and scorpions while they fight back, and 2. Defends its territory by howling like a tiny wolf. Hardcore little beast

now is your time to broadcast your own pirate FM radio station. you can play the most unplayable jams now.