Thank God it's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

I did not realize Brett Ratner directed the Melania movie.

I actually don't like this incredibly well-regarded thing as much as I like this much lesser-known and largely ignored thing. This is what makes me an Interesting Person with Superior Taste. I am far better than the unwashed masses I am trying to impress by posting this publicly.

I cannot stop thinking about Ilhan Omar lunging at her assailant with a cocked fist

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Ruh roh. I sense some discord among the ranks.

An important point, not mentioned here, is that PISCES is a solid trial name for a fish oil study. They only fudged the acronym a little bit, so we’ll forgive it. But also, why AREN’T we giving fish oil to all of our hemodialysis patients??

I am also doing this by the way.

This album did pretty well when it came out because of More Human Than Human, but I feel like it’s unfairly forgotten these days. This is a no-skip, butt-shaking, industrial metal masterpiece.

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

Reading The Message, and this passage crushed me

One grim thought that crossed my mind this morning is that it never even occurred to me to ask: "I wonder what my senator, Mr. John Fetterman, is going to do about all this?"

I'm just a simple country doctor, but based on the caption above the picture, I'd say we have ourselves a classic case of prurigo pigmentosa.

If you go on TikTok right now, you can watch peaceful protestors livestream getting tear-gassed by their own government in Minnesota

Gonna get a quick run in before the snow hits. It will genuinely take me more time to get ready than to run 3 miles.

Hey @apnews.com, what are we doing here?

I love how this graphic is totally unhelpful for determining whether you're going to get 30 inches of snow or half an inch of ice.

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

In July of 1982, the top movie was ET. The number 2 movie was Raiders of the Lost Ark. Spielberg just sinking back to back 3 pointers. Wild.

It brings me no joy to tell you that absolutely no one is better at predicting potential bad weather severity than the leadership of outpatient academic practices.

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

Thinking about a windowless office building staffed by translucent, chinless ghouls in gaming chairs, hunched over keyboards, separated by cubicles of fiberboard. This is their job. Your tax dollars pay for this. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"

Despite being a child of the 80s, I have no real nostalgia for He-Man, but nevertheless—what are we doing here??? m.youtube.com/watch?v=564V...

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

Yikes. Are these the best endpoints to be studying here?

The title of this map made me laugh out loud

It's corny to complain about it, but the algorithm and engagement here is a complete mystery to me. I keep seeing posts on my Discover feed from a Canadian romance novelist who posts stuff like how she cleaned her fridge to hundreds of likes. Why me? How did this get here? What is happening??

Watching 28 Years Later and everything is topsy turvy. Aaron Taylor-Johnson is excellent, Jodi Comer is not, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria, etc.

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

We're the hottest country in the world for one reason: a leader who's not afraid to demonstrate his unmatched stamina by going "eeeuuuugh" behind a lectern with his eyes 98 percent closed for 75 minutes, and then taking a few questions from Mike Lindell's cable news channel.

Having never received the Gold Humanism Award, I am now on the side of the robots when the revolution comes.

Inspired by @ihavethatonvinyl.com to listen to Alice in Chains’ Jar of Flies again. The opening bars of I Stay Away make me feel like I just released a breath I had been unconsciously holding, and Layne’s vocals on Don’t Follow remind me of what we lost.

Serenely blocking anyone in my feed who posts a "Skircle" with a Buddha-like smile on my untroubled face

Sunday running chronicles: More of a stately trudge through the snow than a run. For the uninitiated, running in snow is like running in sand but without the romance and with a lot more bronchospasm. Sure it’s pretty, but it can be done now.

Dear @theguardian.com: Please give whoever chooses your photos a raise. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"Yes, we do propaganda, but it's your fault if you're swayed by it"

Spent the morning walking through a snowy Philadelphia. On a whim, stopped for a lunch of poached shrimp Niçoise salad and a beer. Good day.

For real, though. This is godawful. Why are they committed to making their product worse with each update?

We made it

My main issue with Fetterman is that he is very bad

Was this…was this not already illegal?

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.

"What if we made everything harder to see, but at the expense of battery life?" --The engineers behind the most recent iOS update, probably

I need the youths out there to know that subscriptions didn't used to work like this. Once upon a time, the more you paid, the more stuff you got. As opposed to now, where you pay to remove annoying things like ads. You used to pay for value and not just to make things less annoying.

In other news, giving someone your diploma doesn't make them a high school graduate and buying a Super Bowl ring doesn't mean you actually won the Super Bowl. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...