Oreos are as important as oxygen etc etc

Iliana Rupert is like the 40th best big in the W and the average Euroleague big just has nothing for her

I don’t remember the last time Julie Allemand played with this much force in her floor game

this is a Maggie Cheung fan account

liz bruenig supports forced birth so she can write fanfic about your kid dying of measles tbh

call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again

Sarah Strong went from 1-9 at halftime to 18 points on 17 shooting possessions after three quarters lol

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Sarah Strong finish with your left hand challenge

I have not found the one on one tournament to be very entertaining to watch yet I feel compelled to stay up and watch this last match

That match felt personal lol

lol Aaliyah is HACKING

I saw that on mute, why was it a turnover?

Winner gets to leave the Wings

This guy sucks so much lol

Ticket secured 🫡

I think Chris Paul rules, actually. Unapologetic CP fan over here. The real 08 MVP, ending the Spurs title defense on a bad hammy in ‘15, ‘18 Rockets one of the great teams to not win it, the OKC season. Love him

I really gotta check out Vandy and Mikayla Blakes

It will be fine obviously but team USA bringing one center to World Cup qualifiers is interesting

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an unrivaled game with this many made threes

The ninja turtles psychologist is my new fav IG account

Kelsey Plum’s footwork is so god damn nasty

The snowed-in SUV with Florida plates is the 🧑‍🍳 💋 of New York City parking policy.

Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.

I think at this point there are more piles of dog shit on my block than there are apartments

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Ready for The Big Game today (UCLA @ Michigan)

It’s cold out

would be extremely funny if she lost in the first round again as a 1 seed lol

It’s crazy that people aren’t seeing this but it’s even crazier that it’s apparently because people didn’t like 28 Years Later (2025)??????

We could eliminate these deaths overnight by not giving drivers and pedestrians concurrent light rotations. It’s completely insane we ask pedestrians to cross the street and drivers to take turns at the same time

Just one thing to watch out for. I don't see how you can bring back outdoor dining to even a fraction of what it was before the Adams administration more or less killed it without taking parking. An outdoor dining program that crams tables onto narrow sidewalks ain't gonna work.

now we’re talking

One thing you should do when you’re maybe the worst team in the league is trade for a super expensive 33 year old who hardly plays

Please don't report this as a straightforward business story; it's a story about coercive social transformation being imposed by people so rich they've ceased to see the rest of us as legitimate stakeholders in our own lives

Unrivaled is meant to be enjoyed not extrapolated but Stewie looks like she has more juice this year

How do people feel about the unrivaled broadcast team

Just thinking about Sam Raimi’s wonderful 2026 film SEND HELP, a film about how hollywood has under appreciated Rachel McAdams for 20 years

Increasingly coming around to the idea that the WNBA would rather do lasting damage to the league’s financial position if it meant breaking labor and keeping costs down

Honestly a decent second stint from Haley after a very rocky first stint

I think there’s realistically three active wnba players who have not won an mvp but could win an mvp and Paige is one of them

A ho hum 60% from 2 40% from 3 game for Sarah Strong

kba’s pullover is pretty sick

oh my god lol

If you're a US citizen, you'll be free to go after agents briefly break your windows, beat the shit out of you, and leave you lying concussed in the street

What’s up with Quinonez? UConn misses her

The streets were saying Sam Raimi is back and the streets were correct

I’m sorry how many points in how many minutes???