Just wait for him to exhale... 😳

My new small museums for mental health w'shop is on Sat 4 Oct Recent compelling research shows that collecting & arranging collections neatly alleviates anxiety & lifts mood. Includes: 🌿2 hr zoom-we'll make & photograph small museums 🗝️30% off my Etsy shop: workshops.emmamitchell.uk/courses/smal...

The muppet show is returning. I repeat THE MUPPET SHOW IS RETURNING. Kermit was my first crush this is momentous. If this little girl’s giggle, Kermit’s disgruntled face & the last 10 seconds of this don’t make your day better then I cannot account for you:

I’ve been too unwell to work for most of this year due to a breakdown. If you enjoy my photos & have a spare second or two might you be able to RT my workshop in my previous post? It would help so much. Thankyou 🌿

On a walk for my mental ‘elf. My seedhead photos here should ping dopamine release in your brain & help you deal with stress in the next 24 hours due to the fractal patterns…🌿

Acorn palette, late September 2025

RIP Jane Goodall, zoologist, primatologist, the world’s foremost expert on chimpanzees & the inspiration for millions of young women who wanted to become scientists, including me. She also believed in Bigfoot. Go well into the great forest you wonderful human 💔

I plan to post at least one of my photos a day here on Bluesky. I design each of my photos using recent research into the benefits to mental health of looking at plants & patterns in nature. Making my collections relaxes my noisy autistic+ADHD brain & they'll relax yours by looking at them here:

Im afraid of Americans

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

So tRump was so pissed about his sad wittle birthday military parade he’s gonna get em all ship shape like Hogsbreath…. 🙄

Yep.

tRump is such a yuge winner!

Swear in Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva. Release the Epstein files. Expose and punish pedofiles.

Agriculture Secretary, Brooke Rollins looks like a former housewife of Dallas …oh wait it’s just the MAGAplastic look!

👂

Welcome to Heaven, Dr. Jane Goodall. You made the world a better place.

Very Serious Land Seal.

Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

Oh, please allow me to create and proctor the exams! 😂

Since everything is utter shit, I bring you one of our kitties to bless your timeline.

Freshly yoinked from another fellow Bluesky peep 😂

Oh Shit!!

Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

Listen to Mikie Sherrill take down MAGA Jack: “I’m the only one that has a plan to actually take on the tough problems of New Jersey. Let’s go New Jersey! Vote for Mikie! #VoteNJ #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

See the difference? 👀

Oregon responds to Grandpa Crazy

Reminder: Remember these two words.... FIRST FELON! Let those words become ingrained. That's what he is forever. He will never change. #VoteBlue #EpsteinFiles #SheShed #DefendersofDemocracy

Miller is evil incarnate. May karma take its toll.

😡😡😡😡 this could have been a zoom meeting. He spends our money like he did his daddy's. this is why electing a spoiled brat, rich bitch, geriatric convicted felon into very important positions in our leadership is insanity.

Are we no longer talking about the EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES #PedoCoverUp

Trump starting his speech in front of a room full of generals…

Just catching up to the fact that Ariana Grande made the WH shit themselves today. After posting this they had a “blistering response” says Fox News. This is why their youth support has cratered. Not because all the kids love Ariana Grande. But because they’re a bunch of herbs.