Sometimes I’ll see a lesser known actor and think I know them in real life before realizing where I remember them from

I hate when ppl re-rack weights in a weird way

There should be a setting in Apple Music to automatically play the explicit version of songs. Why tf would you play the edited version?

Finally finished Bugonia last night. Girl, wtf?

And did. Y’all see dat ass @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social

Still have yet to see one or more enormous 🍆 today

The ham at Thanksgiving

Why does IG keep asking me to take autism tests? What they tryna say?

Did y’all know (on some cars) the horn will honk when you’ve filled your tire with enough air. These are the innovations!

AI is a mfer

I have met a handful of y’all from here, so I’m off the catfish list if I was ever on it

Oooh, I have an idea for a catfish challenge. I gotta workshop it a little

Who has not been seen in person on here? Starting to think there is more catfish out here. We need @notorioushim.bsky.social on the case

I wouldn’t hate seeing someone’s gigantic 🍆 today

Also, I just slammed the shit out of my head into the door (freak accident). I hope it doesn’t leave a mark. I had to sit tf down

I swore I passed @kigobitties.bsky.social while I was walking my dog. Some car was blasting Bodyguard

I’m probably a psychic. I won’t be explaining any further

Don’t ask me to drive nowhere for the foreseeable future. $5.39! PER GALLON?! Kiss my whole ass

Straight men are not ok www.instagram.com/p/DV_Zp9KESA...

Sigh

The twinks are fighting

I love seeing Zahaira’s growth on the runway

Ru in this pink wig is everything

Watching UK vs The World. I’m sorry, Melinda kind of ate Naomy up in that lip sync. I guess it didn’t matter because she wasn’t gonna win, but she could’ve stayed a bit longer

I can’t wait til I get past this particular stressful point in my life. It’s really affecting my wellbeing

W on W violence brings me so much joy for some reason

Panda FTW

Have y’all had kiwi berries?

What’s the end game for catfish?

I hate it here

I knew he was a sigma. He gives big sigma energy

Clearing and she’s not gonna apologize for it

These workouts got me out here humming and slapping my leg like Delta Slim in that car

Whew chile, it’s way too early for my opinions

New levels unlocked. The human body is amazing! Mine is anyway

Sammy’s dad kind’ve looks like my dad. It’s triggering

Minus well

white people are crazy

Amber Ruffin is so pretty

Just went down a Sisqó rabbit hole

When we get a preview of warm weather, that’s the last sign to get that ass in the gym

Oh no. This better not impact crabs

My pictures be looking like I have an iPhone 4. What the hell

Realized this guy I see at the gym occasionally is actually two completely different guys. I was trying to figure out why he was super cut one day and a bit bulkier on others. I need to do better because this is not the first time this has happened…or the second

I posted a pic with clothes on several times this week. Clap please

It was 70 degrees when I went to the gym this morning. It is currently snowing and feels like 22 degrees. Who do I talk to about this because this is unacceptable

Posted up

Went hard for leg day this morning so this protein-packed breakfast is needed

Lookin for a waist, bitch you know it ain’t here