Went to roll up…only to be out of roll ups…and I’m in the middle of cooking

It could all be so simple

When it comes to a celeb I wanna fuck, my answer will always be Trevante. Next question. See also: Kofi

I’m trying to gain 40 lbs.

I’m irritated

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has a little something for the scat lovers. Yuck

Most of y’all that hike your leg up when you’re fucking don’t know what you’re doing

Proof of life

Can someone please eat @notorioushim.bsky.social’s ass

We’re still pretty early in the year. About to take some time; recalibrate; and focus on not repeating past missteps

I don’t watch any of the Housewives franchises, so idk if this person is problematic, but so far I loooove me some Candiace

Traitors is really eating this season

Mood

Gonna drown my sorrows in c*m

Are we still within the buyer’s remorse period for 2026? The universe can have it back

I am really going through it right now. Not asking for any sympathy, but if I don’t seem enthused about chatting, don’t take it personally

Lemon pepper wings are disgusting. Easily the worst flavor of all the wing flavors

About to choose violence

It’s bout time for a new pfp

It sucks liking someone more than they like you. It also sucks when you can tell someone likes you more than you like them. Ugh. I fear I’ve missed my window

Doing meth is crazy

It has been a hell of a week

It has been a hell of a week

I know that’s right

Hey friends: If you add me on Snapchat and initiate a conversation, show me who you are. I will talk to you crazy otherwise. Hope this helps.

The way I just screamed with joy hearing this intro. I’m sat!

This space heater is really blessing me right now

Yea she does!!! 8️⃣

I know a Southwest salad hate to see me coming

I was a madame in a past life

I just wanna be a good boy for some of y’all

It’s been a few days and “a honking dyke” still got me slipping into uncontrollable fits of laughter @crissle.com

This man is so fine

The bigger the water bottle, the bigger the slut. Just an observation, not a judgement

New episode of Traitors. We are so back, baby!

Choosing irresponsibility today

Sheeeeee’s baaaaaaack

The way Snapchat just betrayed tf out of me lmao. Thank goodness I have quick reflexes

I just find it funny how…actually…nvm

A promise is a promise

Do the girls do fat cooch Fridays? Show that monkey!!! #FCF

Morning stretches are important. If this gets more than 50 likes I’ll post the video 🤷🏽‍♂️

Active on my alt again. To the ones who find it, you’re welcome

Everyone should make sure they screenshot that ICE video of the shooting because I can guarantee they’re working overtime to scrub it from the internet

I say off the wall shit sometimes during phone conversations just to see if you’re paying attention

I got some heat for that bsky snap group 👀 👻

Well it’s my first hump day of 2026

The ones who see it, see it

I just saw someone refer to their dick as a hummus cannon and I am concerned to say the least