The Amazing Tío Papito 👑
@tiopapi.bsky.social
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over 1 year ago
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Got my pink pineapple today 🍍
about 11 hours ago
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Today, yes. Now this weekend…ABSOLUTELY!
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about 12 hours ago
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I posted this especially for
@dmvjohndoe.bsky.social
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about 12 hours ago
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WHERE ALL MY SCAMMIN’ ASS NIGGAS AT!!!
about 12 hours ago
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I need Teyana to do a tour for Escape Room. She is one of the best tours I’ve been to, hands down!
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Escape Room by Teyana Taylor on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 22 Songs
https://music.apple.com/us/album/escape-room/1822650564
about 15 hours ago
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Happy HumpDay! Come take a bite 🫦
about 16 hours ago
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Me at the gym:
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about 16 hours ago
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Midday snacky snack
1 day ago
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So as of right now, it doesn’t seem like anything dire that came up, but I’m still assed out. I’m so pissed right now.
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1 day ago
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Had a barber appointment set for Thursday. That has been cancelled. I like my barber, but I think this will be the third strike for me. I’ll forgive it if this is due to something dire, but if not, it’s gonna be a chop for me
1 day ago
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It’d be great to just make their favorite food of all time turn against them
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
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I really wanna call this lady a fucking cunt. I can’t stand adults that think it’s ok to talk to adults any kind of way just because they can get away with it. I promise they would never have that energy in person
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1 day ago
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I have to constantly remind myself that I need a job to keep up with my lifestyle because the things I be wanting to say…
1 day ago
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We back
1 day ago
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Social media’s illusion of unlimited choices is the reason most of us are single AND why a lot of these relationships are “open”
3 days ago
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Had the tits out this weekend
3 days ago
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I love when I put 2 and 2 together
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Snoop Dogg Reacts: Genius Shit
ALT: Snoop Dogg Reacts: Genius Shit
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3 days ago
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Who all coming to DC for Pride?
3 days ago
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Another successful leg day on this GVT plan
3 days ago
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I know this nigga be playing in our faces, but imma just see how this all plays out
5 days ago
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I have done the barest of minimums today and I’m still over it. Get me out of here
5 days ago
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Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet
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5 days ago
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ʙᴏʀɪ ʙᴀᴅᴅɪᴇ. 🇵🇷🇧🇸
6 days ago
I need a break from the unseasoned mayonnaise ppl
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If you’re being a pain in someone’s ass, consider not doing that. Consider leaving that person the fuck alone.
6 days ago
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Now wait a minute. That was some pretty meat if I do say so myself
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6 days ago
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Tems put crack in this shit because the hold this song has had on me for weeks is insane
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What You Need by Tems on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:54
https://music.apple.com/us/album/what-you-need/1882510085?i=1882510088
6 days ago
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I’m just now remembering another component of last night’s nightmare. Yikes. I need some R&R ASAP
6 days ago
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Very Old Pic of D. Gray
6 days ago
Anyway, new Mya just dropped!
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Had a nightmare of sorts and overslept this morning
6 days ago
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Foreskin
6 days ago
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The phrase “the customer is always right…” is only the first part of that phrase. The rest is “in manners of taste”. The thing is, the customer is often wrong and I wish we could acknowledge that
7 days ago
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If there’s anything I know for sure, it’s that those people just be saying anything
7 days ago
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See also: Icing
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7 days ago
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I hate when places put raw sugar crystals on top of pastries. If you eat those, I’m willing to bet you have at least two silver teeth in your mouth
7 days ago
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I be playing out some crazy scenarios in my head
7 days ago
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I didn’t have a fizz-free Celsius in my fridge so I’m doing my best trying to drink this carbonated shit. It is way too early for carbonation
7 days ago
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QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account.
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7 days ago
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Trina really raised me
7 days ago
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I think we Humped today more than any other Hump Day. The Humps was Humpin!!!!
7 days ago
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I hate that we have to use AI at work
7 days ago
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Don’t be the person to reply-all when hundreds to thousands of other employees are on the thread. Don’t be the person to reply-all when hundreds to thousands of other employees are on the thread. Don’t be the person to reply-all when hundreds to thousands of other employees are on the thread.
7 days ago
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van cartier
3 months ago
Do not invite people who wear Meta Glasses to the function. 🙄
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Just a reminder that I give exceptional hand jobs. Eye-rolling even
7 days ago
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I have a thought I’m trying to flesh out a bit about mental health, but I need to let it simmer a bit more
7 days ago
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Minding my single black ass business chile
8 days ago
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Eman babes
8 days ago
Humps for your day
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I be naked as hell in the locker room
8 days ago
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Meth. It’d at least make for some fun seggs and I feel like it’s easier to get over that addiction
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8 days ago
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My For You tab right now
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Scott Rea with a Table Full of Meat
Alt: a Table Full of Meat
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8 days ago
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