QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account

Jesus at the temple:

I am not the problem so why tf should I leave??

i need to know what the one piece is

30

Bare minimum Friday.

do yall notice when people give yall the silent treatment?

oh look it’s not-Ellie on the screen

A sucker punch at a party when all I wanted was some damn jerk chicken and a break before finals 😤

WHO KEEPS LETTING AMAZON HAVE THE LIBERTY GAMES?! BITCH I WANNA SEE ELLIE NOT 4K COMMERCIALS AND .00000001K BUFFERY GAME ACTION 😤😤😤😤 KATHY YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

fuck lupus

EXACTLY!

A banana laffy taffy hate to see me coming

im sorry, Asia O’Hara is coming HERE to deliver werq the world news?!??!?!!??

Eye nipples means no bra 👀 i don’t think i can go a day without a fart so…braless eye titties are the clear choice for moi

😁 catharsis

i wonder which part of today’s episode suddenly becomes true 👀

oh nooooooo 👀

👀 oh no

THE PURE BITCHASSNESS IS DELICIOUS

this froufrou loveydovey shit 😒 BACK TO THE SPLOSHUNS HOES

goddangit kevin

Oh…..father…..oh

Jesus did not ask to be included in this narrative 🤣 #theboys

🤣🤣🤣FUCK YOU, KEVIN 🤣🤣🤣

love love LOVE waking up to a bunch of #ffffff people whining about a black woman taking up space

🥹 my mommy’s fave treat

oh no… i called it the ‘commode‘ today… ive become my parents

🥹🥹🥹

already one cutwater in 🫠 why do I do this to myself?

the line to vote was long af so yay for voter turnout 🙌🏽

….my eye twitch is back 🥲

going to vote…why they have the good locations open only during the last week baffles me

ETSY STICKERS 😍

no sir

omggggg

Odyssey Sims with an absurd running three at the buzzer

have to push is god is to saturday 🥲

My mom was my biggest hyper upper (narrowly followed by my dad). Plus I really am the shit per all metrics 🤷🏽‍♀️ what can I say my parents really did their big one w me (sorry to my brothers)

😒 this show done pissed me clean off

none of the boys were girl scouts and it fucking shows

her powers could’ve been used to make nacho fries permanent 😩

hughie, you raggedy bitch, they could never make me like you

look what i found on my desk this am 😭 *spirit fingers*

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

…what is this halftime 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Atlanta plz

just in time for Sunday 🥹

mix oud wood and bitter peach and watch your life change