I’m so fucking pissed I have to get up and drag my ass to work.

Not to be dramatic but my 2026 will be ruined if Ole Miss wins

UGA get your shit together!!! for fucks sake!!!!

I've been bed rotting all day and its been glorious 😌💕

new year, new pod 🌬️

2026 i think everyone should get weirder and louder and be more cringe. you will never be palatable to standards set in place by structures of power & inhuman amounts of wealth. wear your makeup crazy and draw furry fanart and crossdress and be happy.

gentlemanly demons prefer blondes

four mimosas in 2026 has grown on me

valid and accurate

I expect the Falcons to stress me out but the Buckeyes? Smh smh smh

everyone shooting off loud fire hazards are really harshing Aryas catnip buzz

Duck fat garlic parm fries for dinner because I deserve it all

Dammit now how am I gonna open the prosecco. Darn, I’ll just have to drink bourbon 😌

Last set of the year…and I put them on the wrong hands 😅

you mean to tell me carol could’ve asked ANYONE what happened in the elevator and she just…didn’t?! *dislike*

I take back everything I said about pluribus 😐

this ‘hide post’ button is doing the lords work

It’s actually one of my favorite things to do

it is ok to sit in silence

a waste of time 😐

So back then you thought Moonlight was overrated™️ and Parasite was overrated™️ and Everything Everywhere all at Once was overrated™️…and now Sinners is also overrated™️ too? Oh.

Unrivaled hoops start next week!!!! 😌

it’s been 10 years since my bestie slash birthday twin gained her wings…miss you much, nettie 🥹 #fuckcf

my mama

i did not have Solo Leveling making me cry on today’s to do list 🥺🥺🥺

so let me get this straight…Sony basically has a monopoly on the digital sports games thru the PS store? why did we let them get away with these ‘digital’ consoles as a concept?

do we think 2026 is the year when people stop calling satin silk?

me and mom just gave up on today together, agreeing that it’s past the point that getting out of bed will be productive 🫠

when jusme said that white dude looks like he wakes up and dies every day

that big bookstore chain has 50% off all the hardcovers and 25% off in store purchases today…if anyone likes books…fyi

Good morning to all except those who put sugar in grits.

🥹🥹🥹

the movie is too good i keep forgetting to drink my wine

THE SQUARE ROOT OF IMPOSSIBLE IS MEEEE

🤣🤣🤣

all my life iiiii

i cannot wait to start these…which is better for a beginner? also made it home in time for jangling!

can’t wait to get on home and watch jingle jangle to close out chrimuh

the babies loved they lil presents 🥹🥹 my niece and i are now setting up a crochet lesson 🥹🥹🥹

Shaq raided Hannibal’s closet

can’t wait to get my post Christmas church Waffle House ☺️

Guest pastor spitting HOT FIRE this morning… …fellow Normalites always deliver above and beyond!

oh my word. carol is so much.

why would they tell me to start pluribus on christmas eve knowing I can’t stay up all night to binge it???

how much did that Etsy witch charge…? 👀👀👀